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What do the TUSCL Members do?

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

Wild Guesses - some people aren't listed because it is common knowledge what they already do (Skibum, JS69, etc)

Chessmaster - OTR Truck Driver

Motorhead - Engineer

Warhawks - Engineer

Sharkhunter - Finance

Rech - Auto Industry

Shadowcat - Retired

Timex345 - Factory Worker

LDK82 - Employee At Big Box Hardware Store

4got2wipe - Cell Phone Salesman

Londonguy - International Finance

Papi - Chef

Estafador - Wall Street Broker

Mikeya02 - Professional Surfer

Lopaw - Realtor

Rickdugan - Travelling Insuance Salesman

Jackslash - Accounting, Ford Motor Co

Clackport - Hospital Worker

crazyjoy - Rodeo Clown

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deogol

Juice - Chackan Fangrs consumer

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crazyjoe

Yes i am. I got bucked off a sheep while mutton busting as a child. From there i tried on the clown outfit

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shailynn

"Juice - Chackan Fangrs consumer"

Juice travels a lot for his job. Juice goes around to all the 711s in the northern half of North Carolina and cleans the hot dog roller grills once a month. Sometimes he eats all the hot dogs off the rollers and sometimes he steals a bag of chacken fangers from the freezer in the back of the store, but he does such a good job cleaning the rollers management lets that slide.

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warhawks

Juice already told us in another thread. He runs a boner factory producing purple dildos.

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Bigtallbonerboy

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jackslash

"Jackslash - Accounting, Ford Motor Co" is incorrect.

Jackslash--Mad Scientist

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RandomMember

SJG - Community-college physics professor

Dougster - Hedge-fund manager

Dr.Phil - Wildly successful psychotherapist specializing in AARP stripclub hounds.

GeorgeNanoDong- Evangelical preacher

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4got2wipe

Brilliant guesses!

Wrong in my case, since I'm actually an executive at a startup that trying to revive the Listermint brand! My idea is that it will take off in popularity once people realize it makes your taint minty fresh for rimjobs!

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4got2wipe

Our mascot will be a dachshund dressed as a Listermint bottle!

Dachshund system rocks! ;)

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vincemichaels

Professional sex fiend !! Ain't life a bitch ??

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twentyfive

So who's the Cereal killer the guy on the Wheaties box ?

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shailynn

"Wrong in my case, since I'm actually an executive at a startup that trying to revive the Listermint brand! "

I like that. Certainly can gain some traction. "Use this, it gives you bad breath and prevents STDs" now who wouldn't want to use that?

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twentyfive

^^^With the added benefit it makes my stink minty fresh.

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Estafador

Wow I feel so fancy. Now if only I had a million dongs to back it up lol

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ATACdawg

ATACdawg - retired naval architect/marine engineer, quickly becoming a professional snow shoveler.

I suspect that will also qualify me to do horse stable maintenance.

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Clackport

Pussy inspector.

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lopaw

Realtor?
Lol

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san_jose_guy

:)

SJG

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shailynn

"Realtor?"

haha I don't think you've even given any hints so I had to go out on a limb.

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sharkhunter

I do not have a job in finance. It was just something I occassionally talked to Dougster about.

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just_the_nuts

Lol you guys crack me up

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sharkhunter

titty inspector sounds good.

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Papi_Chulo

FBI

Federal Breast Inspector

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ATACdawg

Ha-ha, Papi! "I'm from the government and I'm here to grope you."

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vincemichaels

I'm applying for Titty inspector. Where is the practice room?

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JohnSmith69

SJG is a quality control inspector for Mccormicks gravy mix.

I am a lawyer by day, an aspiring gynecologist by night.

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Clubber

Some know, but I won't tell.

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dallas702

I haven't mentioned it before, but I am a mattress tester. Lately I have been specializing in testing seating and reclining furniture, part-time. I have been known to test club chairs, after hours, but find them less satisfying. I didn't always work in this career field, but decided about 8 years ago I needed a change. I now sometimes work long hours but am rewarded with the knowledge that I am doing something important and satisfying.

Most times my chair tests require female assistants. I do hire sub-contractors for these tests at prices ranging from $10 to $30 for a three and a half to five minute test period. Often, I must string several of the tests in sequence to complete my testing,. Occasionally, I determine that proper chair or reclined seating tests will require a half hour or full hour test period with an cooperative assistant.

It is a hard job, but someone has to do it!

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motorhead

I believe lopaw has dropped enough hints, that I could guess

She's was a roadie for The Runaways

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twentyfive

I thought JS69 was aspiring to replace D.H.Lawrence as author of erotica extraordinaire
I don't think SJG can hold a job.
I thought Papi was the PLitzer prize winning feature writer for Strip Club Magazine.
I thought Shailynn was chief snarkest at Sunkist.
I thought Juice was an escapee from Creedmore.
I Thought Crazy Joe & Mikeya worked as a tag team at WWF.

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minnow

This is what we do............................... youtube.com

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Estafador

Just FYI, I'm currently an assistant network administrator. But I'm working on becoming the next wolf on wall street though. Sans the drugs

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san_jose_guy

JS69, Middle aged pot head.

SJG

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