What do the TUSCL Members do?

Juice - Chackan Fangrs consumer

Yes i am. I got bucked off a sheep while mutton busting as a child. From there i tried on the clown outfit

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"Juice - Chackan Fangrs consumer"

Juice travels a lot for his job. Juice goes around to all the 711s in the northern half of North Carolina and cleans the hot dog roller grills once a month. Sometimes he eats all the hot dogs off the rollers and sometimes he steals a bag of chacken fangers from the freezer in the back of the store, but he does such a good job cleaning the rollers management lets that slide.

Juice already told us in another thread. He runs a boner factory producing purple dildos.

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"Jackslash - Accounting, Ford Motor Co" is incorrect.

Jackslash--Mad Scientist

SJG - Community-college physics professor

Dougster - Hedge-fund manager

Dr.Phil - Wildly successful psychotherapist specializing in AARP stripclub hounds.

GeorgeNanoDong- Evangelical preacher

Brilliant guesses!

Wrong in my case, since I'm actually an executive at a startup that trying to revive the Listermint brand! My idea is that it will take off in popularity once people realize it makes your taint minty fresh for rimjobs!

Our mascot will be a dachshund dressed as a Listermint bottle!

Dachshund system rocks! ;)

Professional sex fiend !! Ain't life a bitch ??

So who's the Cereal killer the guy on the Wheaties box ?

"Wrong in my case, since I'm actually an executive at a startup that trying to revive the Listermint brand! "

I like that. Certainly can gain some traction. "Use this, it gives you bad breath and prevents STDs" now who wouldn't want to use that?

^^^With the added benefit it makes my stink minty fresh.

Wow I feel so fancy. Now if only I had a million dongs to back it up lol

ATACdawg - retired naval architect/marine engineer, quickly becoming a professional snow shoveler.

I suspect that will also qualify me to do horse stable maintenance.

Pussy inspector.

Realtor? Lol

:)

SJG

"Realtor?"

haha I don't think you've even given any hints so I had to go out on a limb.

I do not have a job in finance. It was just something I occassionally talked to Dougster about.

Lol you guys crack me up

titty inspector sounds good.

FBI

Federal Breast Inspector

Ha-ha, Papi! "I'm from the government and I'm here to grope you."

I'm applying for Titty inspector. Where is the practice room?

SJG is a quality control inspector for Mccormicks gravy mix.

I am a lawyer by day, an aspiring gynecologist by night.

Some know, but I won't tell.

I haven't mentioned it before, but I am a mattress tester. Lately I have been specializing in testing seating and reclining furniture, part-time. I have been known to test club chairs, after hours, but find them less satisfying. I didn't always work in this career field, but decided about 8 years ago I needed a change. I now sometimes work long hours but am rewarded with the knowledge that I am doing something important and satisfying.

Most times my chair tests require female assistants. I do hire sub-contractors for these tests at prices ranging from $10 to $30 for a three and a half to five minute test period. Often, I must string several of the tests in sequence to complete my testing,. Occasionally, I determine that proper chair or reclined seating tests will require a half hour or full hour test period with an cooperative assistant.

It is a hard job, but someone has to do it!

I believe lopaw has dropped enough hints, that I could guess

She's was a roadie for The Runaways

I thought JS69 was aspiring to replace D.H.Lawrence as author of erotica extraordinaire I don't think SJG can hold a job. I thought Papi was the PLitzer prize winning feature writer for Strip Club Magazine. I thought Shailynn was chief snarkest at Sunkist. I thought Juice was an escapee from Creedmore. I Thought Crazy Joe & Mikeya worked as a tag team at WWF.

This is what we do............................... youtube.com

Just FYI, I'm currently an assistant network administrator. But I'm working on becoming the next wolf on wall street though. Sans the drugs

JS69, Middle aged pot head.

SJG