tuscl

What do the TUSCL Members do?

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Wild Guesses - some people aren't listed because it is common knowledge what they already do (Skibum, JS69, etc)

Chessmaster - OTR Truck Driver

Motorhead - Engineer

Warhawks - Engineer

Sharkhunter - Finance

Rech - Auto Industry

Shadowcat - Retired

Timex345 - Factory Worker

LDK82 - Employee At Big Box Hardware Store

4got2wipe - Cell Phone Salesman

Londonguy - International Finance

Papi - Chef

Estafador - Wall Street Broker

Mikeya02 - Professional Surfer

Lopaw - Realtor

Rickdugan - Travelling Insuance Salesman

Jackslash - Accounting, Ford Motor Co

Clackport - Hospital Worker

crazyjoy - Rodeo Clown

34 comments

  • deogol
    9 years ago
    Juice - Chackan Fangrs consumer
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Yes i am. I got bucked off a sheep while mutton busting as a child. From there i tried on the clown outfit
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    "Juice - Chackan Fangrs consumer"

    Juice travels a lot for his job. Juice goes around to all the 711s in the northern half of North Carolina and cleans the hot dog roller grills once a month. Sometimes he eats all the hot dogs off the rollers and sometimes he steals a bag of chacken fangers from the freezer in the back of the store, but he does such a good job cleaning the rollers management lets that slide.
  • warhawks
    9 years ago

    Juice already told us in another thread. He runs a boner factory producing purple dildos.
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
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  • jackslash
    9 years ago

    "Jackslash - Accounting, Ford Motor Co" is incorrect.

    Jackslash--Mad Scientist


  • RandomMember
    9 years ago
    SJG - Community-college physics professor

    Dougster - Hedge-fund manager

    Dr.Phil - Wildly successful psychotherapist specializing in AARP stripclub hounds.

    GeorgeNanoDong- Evangelical preacher
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    Brilliant guesses!

    Wrong in my case, since I'm actually an executive at a startup that trying to revive the Listermint brand! My idea is that it will take off in popularity once people realize it makes your taint minty fresh for rimjobs!
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    Our mascot will be a dachshund dressed as a Listermint bottle!

    Dachshund system rocks! ;)
  • vincemichaels
    9 years ago
    Professional sex fiend !! Ain't life a bitch ??
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    So who's the Cereal killer the guy on the Wheaties box ?
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    "Wrong in my case, since I'm actually an executive at a startup that trying to revive the Listermint brand! "

    I like that. Certainly can gain some traction. "Use this, it gives you bad breath and prevents STDs" now who wouldn't want to use that?

  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    ^^^With the added benefit it makes my stink minty fresh.
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    Wow I feel so fancy. Now if only I had a million dongs to back it up lol
  • ATACdawg
    9 years ago
    ATACdawg - retired naval architect/marine engineer, quickly becoming a professional snow shoveler.

    I suspect that will also qualify me to do horse stable maintenance.
  • Clackport
    9 years ago
    Pussy inspector.
  • lopaw
    9 years ago
    Realtor?
    Lol
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    :)

    SJG
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    "Realtor?"

    haha I don't think you've even given any hints so I had to go out on a limb.
  • sharkhunter
    9 years ago
    I do not have a job in finance. It was just something I occassionally talked to Dougster about.
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Lol you guys crack me up
  • sharkhunter
    9 years ago
    titty inspector sounds good.
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    FBI

    Federal Breast Inspector
  • ATACdawg
    9 years ago
    Ha-ha, Papi! "I'm from the government and I'm here to grope you."
  • vincemichaels
    9 years ago
    I'm applying for Titty inspector. Where is the practice room?
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    SJG is a quality control inspector for Mccormicks gravy mix.

    I am a lawyer by day, an aspiring gynecologist by night.
  • Clubber
    9 years ago
    Some know, but I won't tell.
  • dallas702
    9 years ago
    I haven't mentioned it before, but I am a mattress tester. Lately I have been specializing in testing seating and reclining furniture, part-time. I have been known to test club chairs, after hours, but find them less satisfying. I didn't always work in this career field, but decided about 8 years ago I needed a change. I now sometimes work long hours but am rewarded with the knowledge that I am doing something important and satisfying.

    Most times my chair tests require female assistants. I do hire sub-contractors for these tests at prices ranging from $10 to $30 for a three and a half to five minute test period. Often, I must string several of the tests in sequence to complete my testing,. Occasionally, I determine that proper chair or reclined seating tests will require a half hour or full hour test period with an cooperative assistant.

    It is a hard job, but someone has to do it!
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    I believe lopaw has dropped enough hints, that I could guess

    She's was a roadie for The Runaways
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    I thought JS69 was aspiring to replace D.H.Lawrence as author of erotica extraordinaire
    I don't think SJG can hold a job.
    I thought Papi was the PLitzer prize winning feature writer for Strip Club Magazine.
    I thought Shailynn was chief snarkest at Sunkist.
    I thought Juice was an escapee from Creedmore.
    I Thought Crazy Joe & Mikeya worked as a tag team at WWF.
  • minnow
    9 years ago
    This is what we do............................... www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbwqeSV8Wc4
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    Just FYI, I'm currently an assistant network administrator. But I'm working on becoming the next wolf on wall street though. Sans the drugs
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    JS69, Middle aged pot head.

    SJG
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