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16 years ago
Because one, or both of them taken individually have, at best, mediocre talent/performance. You have witnessed a tag team in action. As to whether or not you should spend $$ on them, IMO, you'd be more likely to enjoy a 70 degree outdoor picnic in Chicago in mid Jan. than encountering a "rock your world" tag team performance. Does that answer your ?
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16 years ago
Broken record/ auto response button time again!! For ones specific tastes & circumstances, 1 must read between the lines. Joe Blow may very well have snagged a bj from a dancer who resembles his high school favorite crush on a Saturday night. However, if you're at club Podunk on Tue. afternoon, that Sa. night rave review might not be relevant to you. I have found, though, that there is a positive correlation between overall relative scores, and quality of club experience. A club with a 5 rating is not likely to be more enjoyable than a club rated 7.
r-fan brings up several good points, except I do not wish to see Tuscl become a pay only site. If you think a review is obviously fake, write founder stating specific examples why it is fake. He does take appropriate remedies. In my reviews, I try to filter out my personal experiences for a more objective grade. There have been visits where a bunch of the best dancers have been taken, resulting in a subpar visit for me. Obviously, folks other than myself had a great time, so I'll resist temptation to post a 4 or 5.
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16 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
ROUND 2 NFL PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ( STRIPCLUB MERIT RANKED, LOL)
Baltimore vs Tennessee- Baltimore has the Block, and 34 clubs, with 4 meaningful clubs rated above 7, Nashville has 7 clubs, none* of which are rated above 7 ??? Memphis is a tad far for "long distance help".// RAVENS BY 13
Arizona vs Carolina- Lets see, Phoenix has 31 clubs, 6 of which are rated above 7, Charlotte has 17 clubs, with only 1 rated above 7. Statewise, both are on the "conservative" side, insofar as contact rules, NC seemingly moreso. I have rather limited experience in both states, my gut impression gives AZ the edge, with some NC hotties notwistanding.// CARDINALS BY 7.
Philadelphia vs New York- Tough one to call, as I haven't been to NYC club in 20 yrs, and have only reviewed 1 Philly club. Both cities have a lot of clubs, many "hitw" with token number of reviews. Both have extensive suburban clubs. NYC has edge in number of clubs, but only 2 "meaningful" clubs rated above 7(one of those, Gallaghers, was rated 8ish). However, Philly has 8 clubs rated above 7, no 8ish clubs. The recent controversy surrounding "Hot Lapdance"(1 or 2 words?? , I didn't see them counted) implies that a controversial call with game winning implications will occur here. Anyway, I'm gonna go with// EAGLES BY 3
San Diego vs Pittsburgh- Neither city is strong stripclub or mileagewise. San Diego has 16 clubs, with only 1 rated above a 7, Pittsburgh has 5 (!!!) clubs, 1 of which is rated above a 7. TJ , Adelitas, etal, are close by, but in another country. Still, with that factor, I'm calling.......// CHARGERS BY A SAFETY (2)
* As explained in prior posts, I consider meaningful number of reviews to be 12 minimum.
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16 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
syg(2)- How was I dead wrong, on the score, or on the relative merits of the city's stripclubs??
Before moving on to Round 2, a few disclaimers out of the way: Firstly, I did say "tongue in cheek" review, based solely on the perceived strengths(merits) of the opposing cities stripclubs. Lastly, I consider a meaningful number of reviews to be 12 or more. Round 2 coming up in next post..............
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16 years ago
lp: Question on "dubbing" procedure: Instead of sword, would such dubbing instead involve putting breast upon each shoulder? Or a "stevie". Or is that a secret code handshake matter?? Happy New Year already!!
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16 years ago
"I haven't been to a club since 1959"
"Isn't that quite a long time, old man."
"Only if a few hours seems like a long time, and you can't read a 24 hour clock."
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16 years ago
Congrats, sc. That's the way to have conversation without PAYING FOR IT. EYHO, RL!!!!
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16 years ago
OP has a post with entertainment value, but a few things.....
1) This is a website for customers, not dancers. Suggest that you go to stripperweb.com and post there.
2) Please let us know what responses you get there. Better yet, realize that you have 2 eyes, 2 ears, but only 1 mouth.(Keyboard is an extension of your mouth). Try the search function on that site- type in "Female customer" thread, and read 'em.
3) As a self professed hot number, have you considered working as a dancer yourself? Walking a mile in anothers shoe just might come to realization that the world doesn't revolve around you.
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16 years ago
"We have 10 skyboxes that go for $500/hr, and............."
And I'd be willing to wager that there are dozens of Vegas hotel suites going for $500/night ( and up, and way up) being used. Yes, Vegas is the land of whales, and those 400 dancers(and subject club) are looking to land a whale. That doesn't directly translate into better things for the peonage avidly surfing the net for $49/night "deals" in Vegas. IMO, "ROB Schemes", and quick grind move on to better prospect dances are just as likely as meeting an eager to please dancer. Much like the scene in "Jaws", whereby bounty is proferred for shark, and the nautical version of chaos ensues.
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16 years ago
If you're staying inside the beltway, don't even think about trying WV with departure time b/t 430-630pm. Take Metro to nearby Camelot. If on weekend, well, that opens things up a bit.
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16 years ago
To OP: Ask yourself how many guys routinely go to stripclubs on holidays like Christmas. Therein lies your answer. I'm presuming that you're ranking Thanksgiving up there with Christmas as a holiday for being with family, followed loosely by New Years, Easter, Memorial Day, 4th of July, and Labor Day.
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16 years ago
A sad story, and a sad job of getting the facts together. The 1st report (re: chitowns earlier thread) says victim was struck on the head by a blunt object. Second report reiterated strike in head, adding that gunshots were heard. Now, this one just says he was shot. Which happened first, if at all? Earlier report says shirt was stripped off. Was it stuffed with large denomination bills? (Good case for not stuffing shirt pocket with bills). Whatever, this serves as a cautionary example to be in at least condition yellow,
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16 years ago
Thanks for heads up, chitown. O-man, yeah, I've been approached by hookers on a few occasions AFTER leaving club.(I was walking back towards hotel, or remote location free parking). I've told them "no thanks, I've blown my wad already".
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16 years ago
Maybe I should start a blog on "the tale of seven cities", but, suffice to say, the 80's were essentially "no touchee", with maybe some 1 way contact taking place. Tampa & Indy in the early 90's were my 1st encounter with 2 way mileage. About 95-97, more clubs offered at least solid 1 way mileage (shortly following the release of "Showgirls" & "Striptease" in mainstream theaters). Now, at least 2 way discreet seems to be the norm. In some cases, mileage has been ratcheded down a bit- e.g. some Tampa clubs have a 1 or both feet on the floor rule in the last 5 yrs. or so.
Agree with above poster that change in SC mores/customs is a mirror-like reflection of societal changes as a whole.
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16 years ago
Over 21/Over 30, with maybe the last 18 yrs. being "regular".
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16 years ago
BG: I can tell that you haven't been to Tampa in a while. The Waffle House is now a Subway, and has been for at least the last 3 yrs. or so. For those that must get their Waffle House fix, there's one by 275/Westshore exit, about 1/4 mile from Thee Dollhouse.
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16 years ago
Gotta go with Tanga Lounge- sad how "development" can mow down a good thing.
My next choice would be "Bottoms Up", Lauderdale/Sunrise area that went out sometime in the early 90's. It was a good down to earth, non-prententious club.
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16 years ago
michelle b: I've read your "review", all I can say is to take whatever an inebriated man says with a grain of salt. Does that answer your "real question"?
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16 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I don't think shadowcat should be awarded a red pin under any circumstances. If he thinks his thread is so important, just put the label "Sticky Thread" on it, because its sure to be "sticky" in more ways than one!!
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16 years ago
In the last 3 decades- over 130 different in 27 states, 2 foreign countries, plus DC & PR.
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16 years ago
ds: It seems to me that it may well be "ROB" management just as much as "ROB Dancer" in your scenario (eg garbage techno songs with indefinite beginings/ends). The obvious "hope" being that they'll squeeze more money from you. I guess the solution would be to be proactive early on- if you find yourself in that spot, say after 5-10 minutes- ask dancer "how many songs have we done so far"? I've experienced the techno garbage at 2 different clubs in last 2 yrs. In 1 case count was satisfactory, in another, somewhat equivocal. In the 1st case, I was sorta regular, in 2nd case, and infrequent tourist type. CAVEAT EMPTOR!!!
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16 years ago
There was a PCPc in Fort Lauderdale, near 17th st. bridge, but I think its been closed for a while. My last time there over 15 yrs. ago ellicited nothing like full service lappers.
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16 years ago
Go to Baby Dolls for fun emporium kind of place. Mens club 300 ydes away good for afternoon, or early evening buffets, sometimes with live band Fridays. About 2-3 miles up the road is the Lodge, if watching eye candy on 4-5 different stages floats your boat. About a mile or so back from Baby Dolls is a unique setup- Cabaret Royale & Lace clubs in the same building, but with 2 seperate entrances. CR is topless, Lace nude. It is my understanding that if a VIP dance is purchased on either side, one can circulate freely b/t the clubs, though Lace might be byob setup. Enjoy.
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16 years ago
I approach reviews like "stock picking" pundit newsletters. One must look beyond numerical grade, and read between the lines. Reading particular reviewers other reviews, if any, can also be insightful. Even if rave review, I'm still mindful of caveat "past performance doesn't guarantee future results." A report raving about wall-wall hotties on Sa. night may find something quite different on Tue. afternoon. Just because someone got bbj from Hotlips at 3pm on Tue. afternoon doesn't mean that A) I'll get the same thing from most any dancer on Thu. afternoon B) Hotlips will be there C) If Hotlips is there, she may not be someone that I'd want to get a bbj from.,etc, etc.