two fers

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icedawg
im just curious.sometimes i notice two stripper hanging out together, and even working over some customers together. why is that?

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minnow
16 years ago
Because one, or both of them taken individually have, at best, mediocre talent/performance. You have witnessed a tag team in action. As to whether or not you should spend $$ on them, IMO, you'd be more likely to enjoy a 70 degree outdoor picnic in Chicago in mid Jan. than encountering a "rock your world" tag team performance. Does that answer your ?
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icedawg
16 years ago
thank you minnow. based on the appearances of the tag teams, i would agree with your estimation. do they figure that a guy will automatically revert to "drooling idiot who thinks they chicks are gonna dyke out"?
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samsung1
16 years ago
I personally get turned off and feel like I am being manipulated when I am sitting with a dancer and another one comes up and says "why don't you take her back for a dance!?" or "why don't you two stop talking and start taking shots!?"...I feel like saying "leave us alone!!!" but I bite my tongue and just smile and say "no thanks"
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DandyDan
16 years ago
At my favorite club, there are two girls the other dancers call "The Doublemint Twins" and they are damn near the worst dancers there, even worse than some of the more obvious ho's who dance there, plus they are ROB's. I don't mind seeing two girls in action together like that, but not those two particular girls.
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MisterGuy
16 years ago
"why is that?"

It's usually a scam of some sort. You think that you're going to get double the action, but it usually turns out otherwise. A lot of these "groups" tend be a tad on the pushy side when offering LDs as well IMO.
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evilcyn
16 years ago
The other day, we were really slow, so all the girls were taggin up on the few customers we had... I hate when another girl wants to try and "work with me"
I just sat down by our video game and kept myself busy while there was no one for me to sit with...
As a customer left, he asked me" why aren't you down there with all the others?"
I told him I don't like when girls gang up on someone, and I stay out of those...
He had $11 dollars left in his pocket, he hands it to me and says Thanks Cyn..
As a dancer that warmed my heart a little that he just wanted to say thanks for not adding to the conspiracy.
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shadowcat
16 years ago
I don't much care for it either. Ever notice how a lot of them will go around the club holding hands?

There are exceptions. In the last two or so years I have done it 3 times. In each case I was the one who initiated the action. In the first case I asked my current ATF If she would she be interested and if so, with whom? She said "my best friend. We know each other so well that we could show you a good time." The second time was with the same ATF and her sister. The 3rd time was with another favorite. Probably one of the nastiest girls in the club. I asked her who she would pick for a 3rd person. She named one that I was very familiar with. In all three cases I knew all of the dancers very well and knew that they were high mileage.It was not girl on girl action. I was the center of attention. Oh there was girl on girl touching but it was done in a way to excite me.We did two songs on all 3 occasions and each dancer got paid $20. I would do it again with the right two dancers.
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59
16 years ago
I've had 6-8 two fers over the years and agree that I'd always felt it was twice the spend rate for 1/2 the fun. I haven't tried the hand-picked girls route, I want to try that some time.

Recently I was at a very upscale "gentlemens club" about 5 pm, the kind where the bouncers come by every minute and the guys must keep their hands to themselves. I'd been there drinking quite awhile when I was approached by two hot brunettes who asked me to "entertain" them. Thought that was a switch but I went with it. They asked me if I was buzzed, they said they were. I know I'd seen them head to the champagne room for at least an hour as I was coming into the club.

Turns out dancer B was the roommate of dancer T, a new fave. T had said if I ever wanted a double she'd recommend B as they would do "porno stuff" with each other. When B and U asked me for a dance, I figured I might at least do my "research".

U kneels on the couch to my left in the lap dance room blocking the view from the entrance, there's no one else in the room. They only had the one bouncer that afternoon, manning the front door and monitoring the dance rooms so he was probably only coming by once per song. B kneels in front of me and begins to give me a BJ through my thin pants. U is sticking her tongue in my ear, nibbling on it, etc. After awhile I'm getting so turned on I warn B that I'm close to exploding.

B says go for it, just warn her. She does switch things up, which I appreciated as I wasn't looking to finish as I had plans with another girl later. B and U start kissing each other, sucking on each other's boobs, with U giving me a HOP HJ at the same time.

A little back and forth and song two ends. I thank the girls and pay the standard $40 each, they seemed happy. I've had better mileage for $80, not a bargain by any stretch, but it was so off the charts for that club which made it a big turn on. And my pants were soaked with B's saliva!
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MisterGuy
16 years ago
"I've never understood why she does it because she is very beautiful and doesn't need the second dancer."

Pretty dancers will do this sometimes so that their "less-pretty" friends can make some money as well.
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snowtime
16 years ago
Any time I am approached by two dancers operating as a team I reject them almost immediately. Since it always involves twice the money I can't justify it. While I enjoy a girl on girl show on the stage, I want a one on one experience in my private dance. Also the tag team approach is usually way too hustle for me so I pass on them very quickly.
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mmdv26
16 years ago
Tag-team with women you don't know will rarely work out well financially. Even with dancers you know well, it isn't a real good deal. Mr. Happy doesn't get any happier with two different hands rubbing on him at the same time than he does with one. Hard as I have tried, I can only get 1 nipple in my mouth at a time.

Usually find Tags in situations like 59 was describing with bouncer on frequent patrol. One dancer serves as the lookout while the other does tippable extra's (like FS), and they split the whole take. Too complicated, and usually a boner killer when the fun slows down to let the bouncer pass.

Did one years ago where I got DATY and BJ at the same time - those don't happen very often.
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Cougar289
16 years ago
I just had a two fer at my favorite club with my 2 favorite girls. One of them I do OTC regularly and the other is her friend. Friday I was doing DATY on both of them at the stage.
I was the only one at the stage and I think since they know me they were doing it just to get some other customers to come to the stage. They invited me to do a threesome OTC in the next couple of weeks. Should be fun

Generally speaking though if I walked into a new club and got a two fer I would bet it would not be too good.
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how
16 years ago
I usually avoid the two-girl routine, recognizing it as a low-value encounter.
But I had one experience that was a noteworthy exception. The club was "JB's Lounge" in El Paso, and it has since changed so much that I doubt anything like this would happen there now. I had gotten a dance from each of two very sexy Latinas. Neither were gorgeous, but both had definite appeal and were fun in their private dances. The two of them conspired to ask me to take them both on at once. The encounter consisted of lots of DFK, fingering, some BBBJ, and some PSE-worthy girl-girl action.
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ozymandias
16 years ago
Usually I find it's just a more experienced girl helping out a less experienced friend.

That said, I'm more of a 1 on 1 guy myself: I avoid the 2 fers.

O.
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