Fibber

1) No DJ's - i like the music server id - though no song shorter than 3 minutes and none longer than 5 (have to be fair to the girls) 2) Alternative start charging lapdance area for time and not songs - ie 10 minute, 20 minute, 30 minute then no one cares if you play Freebird. 3) No smoking in the club by anyone (mostly so i can go home and not have smelly clothes to alert the wife) 4) No dancer perfume (same reason)

one of the reasons i cannot do local strip clubs - instant recognition by the wife from the cigarette smell Hence the few reviews i leave when i do get out of town

i take almost the opposite approach - I eliminate lots of dancers by their stage presense. Attitude is everything - if they are going through the motions on stage I don't care how hot they are or nice they are if they sit with you, chances are just too good for a lousy lap dance.

well about 20 years ago or so (before I even heard of lapdances) at Goodguys in DC there was a "real" dancer who could ballet or tap dance - and she kept a pair of tap shoes with her so if anyone played country music we were treated to a naked tap dance. So while i am not a country fan, "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers does bring back some fond memories.

north side of baltimore gentlemens gold club players club forget VA - nothing but pasties, and only one club i know of with any ld at all DC is stage only, but most are nude - Camelot has the best looking women