Comments by trojangreg

Art, You wouldn't dare drive anything worth more than $500 to the No 5 Orange. You wouldn't have any wheels left at the end of the night. Speaking of the 5 I will be checking out their new fancy chef next week. Thanks Shadow.

Wow someone who has a cash business didn't declare all the cash. I'm sure all of the dancers declare every dollar they take home.

Two exceptions to the Canadian pissers. Farmerart and myself unless of course we drank too many beers and moved on to shots with the dancers.

Like Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine. The younger TUSCLERS would be crazy to be doing Heroin. Us old farts would be crazy not to.

Shadow it wouldn't be the farmer. He goes to a secluded resort so he can get away from all business except monkey business. He needs to spend all of his time having fun ith his companion after a hard couple of months in the oil path. She won't have time for anyone else.

A busy November for me. Las Vegas, Southern California and then flying out of Tijuana to Mazatlan. Just might have to make a pit stop at Adelita's. It just started to rain up here in Vancouver [which will last for 6 months] so a great time to get out of strip club hell.

And I stand by my review that I left him in capable hands and do not take any responsibility for what transpired. Just wish I would have stayed because both dancers were gorgeous and very friendly. The good thing is I can go back anytime and and have fun with them. Shadow - November I will be in Nevada and then Southern California before heading to Mazatlan. Trust me I will get over strip club hell up here in Seattle and Vancouver while on this foray.

Art you fell on your ass while bird watching. You fell on your wallet at The 5 and now this. Vancouver might just be too sophisticated for farmerart. Next year I promise to make sure you don't get into any more trouble UNLESS I'm with you. Shadow your t-shirt will be there soon.

Gosh someone sold cocaine in a strip club.

georgmicrodong - During Breeders Cup and Derby Week the dancers are subsidizing their whole year. Actually the whole hospitality industry partakes in the annual robfest during derby week. Thats why I just stay across the river and have the casino send me some 'company' at their expense. Of course they end up getting a very good tip. Louisville strip clubs are not the greatest to begin with so you can't blame the dancers for robbing the out of towners when they get the chance. That way the few regular patrons are subsidized and don't get ripped off as much.

The farmer is for real. Having spent a sordid evening with Art at the 5 in Vancouver I can attest for his veracity. I can also attest for his drinking ability and having a great time with the dancers in the club. Unfortunately on his next soiree into Vancouver I will be out of town. Have fun at the 5 and try to keep it under budget this time. But then again Art has a very high budget.

Closest club is approx 3 miles. Only visit once every 3 months or so due to $50 dances. Then again if farmerart is in town the budget goes out the window and all hell breaks loose. Seattle is about 150 miles away but it sucks too. I am in LA on business 3 or 4 times a year so COI is where I prefer to club.

Happy Birthday John. I wish I could be there to help you celebrate. Knowing you your birthday celebration will last all year long.

Oh bearded one you could have met me at the 5. You could have shown your Toronto friend how lame it is here in YVR. Have a great time in Hawaii.

Mid 70's at the now closed Wild Goose by LAX. Probably was there on many occasions when shadowcat was there. Thirty years later we became good friends and frequented many clubs together in ATL and CAE.

Was always a favorite place to visit for those of us who worked around LAX. Good food, cold beer and friendly dancers. Lunches and during rush hour the place was always full. I will always have fond memories of the GOOSE.

I still have all the cd's shadow gave out at PP Columbia. Always made that long drive back to ATL alot better. Of course never left PP without a smile on my face and fond memories. Used to exchange gifts with a dancer. Never any expectations I would bring a small gift to the club she would do likewise.

I lived in Jonesboro when they closed down all the amp's. The sheriff took a school bus and went from massage parlor to massage parlor and loaded up the ladies. I used to pass at least six of these establishments on my way home from work. This is the same county that almost had their school system de-certified because of poor test scores and no money for teachers etc. Keep closing down business's and you won't have any revenue. I guess The Goldrush is going to benefit from the closures. More dancers etc. Goldrush was more fun anyways. PPS was fancy but no fun. Never made it to the new Crazy Horse but the old one was fun in a local bar kind of way.

You can still get your overpriced dances at No 5 Orange. Just think I was getting great full contact dances a few days ago for less than $5. Vancouver sucks. Wait I think that is the sun at least its not raining today.

Vancouver is a nightmare. That is why I have spent most of the month of November in Vegas and Mazatlan. If you must No 5 Orange is the place to go for some mileage but be prepared for price shock. There is take out offered with the right dancer. However you are better off ordering from the services or going to a massage parlor.

She couldn't compete with the other dancers. Now she wants to cry about it and blame the customers.

Brandi's in Vancouver has the Swedish Touch in the same building. Skip Brandi's and go directly to Swedish Touch for the massage.

You can't put a price on debauchery. But yes it will probably be too much.

art I already frequent the orange on a weekly basis.

When we had our first TUSCL convention at PP Columbia thanks to shadowcat and Bones we were treated like royalty. The dancers called us the computer guys. They knew about TUSCL from shadow and were eager to make sure their club got good reviews. Except at PP Columbia I have never talked about TUSCL with a dancer. At PP the groundwork has been done by shadowcat and his favorites know about it and are interested in our opinions of them and the club.