Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in.…

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other…

So I'll preface this review with, I have been to exactly 2 clubs in my life and the other one was an absolute dive. For someone who is new to this sort…

Went to HBs after several years and nothing has really changed. I went on Thursday around 8 pm and there were about 10 girls working. On a scale from 1-10 most were…

So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour to kill. Saw from posts here and…

Well I always liked the day shift here years in the past. While they are not open days yet, they now open at 4:30pm. Which makes it a nice stop for…

HB's started opening at 4pm, they went to 7pm during COVID but opened at 11am before COVID. I have gone here a few times around 5pm since tbeyvatartwd opening at 4pm.…

I arrived to a gravel parking lot across from air port in what looked to be manly industrial. Trailer park is a little further down the road didn't know there were…

Illinois strip clubs are really depress me, especially if you live North/Northwest of the City. I usually go to Blackjack's in Elgin because the two way touching is basically anything goes and…

It had been quite a while since I've been to HBs. A friend wanted to go so I agreed. This used to be my go to spot a while back, especially in…

I set my Uber destination as the Korner House Bar, across the street, so that I didn't have to engage my driver in a discussion about my strip club habit, then played…

Was convinced by my friend to watch the second half of UConn v Miami final four game here and it was an okay time. Stayed about 2 hours or so but did…

Came in here on a Saturday afternoon a while back to watch some football before heading home after a round of golf. When I walked in, the place was nearly empty and…

I been here a few times but it seems like the quality has taken a downturn in the last few years. Drinks used to be dirt cheap and I even remember a…

Gone here on and off over the years, and recently stopped in in a Sunday night. This place sucks overall. It hasn't been updated in 20+ years; the parking lot…

Got a text for a free admission so I stopped by on my way home around 1am on a Friday. Large open parking lot, had to show my text to get in,…

I found myself in a hotel near O'Hare airport on a Thursday night and made the Uber ride over to this club. I went in with low expectations based on…

Went on a Wednesday at 8:00pm just after they opened. Was looking for a few ladies I spent time with before, none were working. There were about 6 dancers, I’d…

I visited HB's last Saturday night. I've been going there for years, and not much has changed. Now however, there is a major change which I want to warn you about. It's…

Stopped in Heavenly Bodies around 1am after leaving a local bar. I've regularly visited this place for over 15 years until COVID hit and their hours changed from opening at 11am to…

Based on the reviews, I visited this club at 9 pm on a Wednesday night. Drove to parking lot which was well lit and had lots of potholes. No need to pay,…

Stopped by just after midnight on a Saturday. Big parking lot but it is full of cars. 10 minute wait to get in due to the slow process of metal detector, ID…

Made my first post covid trip to HB in Elk Grove Village, its been a while and they have made some changes. The main open area you walk into is the…

I made my first post-covid visit here on a Saturday night which happened to coincide with a post-exxxotica convention party they were hosting. The place was crazy, and not necessarily in a…

Stopped by several weeks ago on a Thursday evening. It was the first time since pandemic times. Actually it's probably been even longer. Anyway, they have you sign some bs waiver before…

Well, no masks required if you can produce a Covid vaccination card! I went around 7 PM and stayed until 1 AM and it was really fun. The dancers seemed hotter than…

It had been two years since I visited HB’s due to COVID. For the most part, it seems like the same old place. Great place to go for a good time…

I went to the club on a Friday evening after about a year absence and I was quite surprised. The place was packed! It was almost like the "old days" when people…

Stopped by Wed night around 9, place was lively for the times. Got my temp. Taken, had to sign a waver and they uped the door to 15. They also added…

Used to regular HB's, but haven't gone since the start of the virus crap all began in March. Stopped by here for the first time since then last Saturday evening around…

After reading reviews decided to give it a try. First cover is 10.00 and beer is 1.50 best part of entire visit. Ordered beer and found a table not to far from…

This is my first visit back here since last summer, I believe. It's been a while. (Saturday night, 8/15/20.) I was wondering how Covid would be affecting things. Well, at the door…

Semi-late visit around midnight. Didn’t have to wait to get in though I’ve heard that can happen when busy. Temperature screen at door and masks required when not sitting . There are…

It was a Sunday night and there were only 3-4 girls. The place was pretty empty and the talent was less than spectacular. it was always pretty bad on Sundays, but…

Heavenly bodies is one of my local haunts but I havent been for a while(long story short its cheap beer, cheap low mileage dances). Dancer quality has not been up to par…

My first visit after reopening! It's certainly different; metal detector at the door, they take your temp and tell you the rules, which are masks when you walk around or at the…

Stopped in to the local spot on whim at around 10pm while out on a Monday night to blow off some steam from a long day back after the weekend. Cover was…

Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... at first glance the club itself was a little dated and i was a little…

I usually come here during the day, but after my regular bar closed on a Saturday night me and the boys didn't feel like going home yet so we decided to drop…

Stopped by on a Saturday after midnight on my way back from downtown to the suburbs. Parking lot was pretty crowded. $10 cover and I entered a packed house. This place doesn’t…

Well, I visit this club 1-2 times per year, when I am in town. In the past, I have had some wonderful experiences. It can be hit or miss.…

I have visited this place many times, they always have this pass that test text to you for a five dollar off, which is useful. Drinks are probably the cheapest you will find…

Stopped in here on a Thursday late afternoon. Could have gone bowling in here it was so dead. I got a beer and did manage to see a few cuties. There were…

Stopped by around noon on a Wednesday. Free entry with text in, think it was $5 otherwise. Pretty slow since they had just opened an hour earlier. Only 3-4 girls when I…

Been to this club a few times this year, mainly for the cheap beer and watching games. The stage shows aren't anything great - the girls don't take off their tops…

Was driving by and decided to stop in after a long time away from HB's. Nothing much has changed about the building and the costs over the years. I previously…

Maybe things are looking up? Tues afternoon can be pretty dead, but they had a few girls working so I wasn't starved for company. That being said, there were some (new to…

This review is based on several visits on different nights, mostly between 8pm and midnight. Big club with large free parking lot. Cover is about $15 in evening which can be discounted…

I had come once with some buddies for a birthday party one saturday and ended up texting their number for a discount on the cover fee. Been bombarded with their free cover…

"It's Just Lunch" When you're in the Elk Grove/Bensenville/O'Hare area on a Tuesday afternoon around the Lunch Hour, it is always good to know that you can use the 'Text Free Pass'…

Arrived during Happy Hour around 6pm. Cover waived with text in. Seemed like it was right about shift change as there were both day shift and night shift girls present which made…

Got stuck at the airport so I visited on a Friday night. $15 cover but $10 if you text a number first. You get a wristband so you can go in…

Decided to make a stop in at this club around 10 pm on a Saturday. Parking lot was pretty packed (free self park on a gravel lot). 10$ entry fee. It was…

The club was relatively busy when I arrived. I still don't know why customers go there other than it is the only gentlemen's club in the area and near O'Hare airport.…

This place seems to be slowly going down hill. It has always been hit or miss during the day, but recently it seems more often there are barely any girls in…

Went in early evening on a Saturday, it’s a little dark inside but the atmosphere was alright, about 10-15 people inside when I got there maybe 7 dancers. Didn’t realize there was…

Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They…

So i decided to give heavenly bodies another shot. It was a Friday and i had a code for a free entry so i thought why not. I've been here a few…

This is a fairly large 2-storey structure near O'Hare airport. But there's not much else in the vicinity. I dropped by on a Wednesday evening, about 7pm. Cover charge was $15, which included…

I've been visiting HB's , on and off, since 1992. The 90's were definitely the glory days for this place, up to the mid 2000's. It's been a slow but very steady…

It's been a while since I've left a review for Heavenly Bodies, mostly since my visits over the last year and a half have been more or less the same. Today, though,…

I got to the site and parked pretty easily. What an empty lot. I must have chosen the worst time. It was a complete whim, but whatever. I did the text-in and…

I stopped in here for about 90 minutes on a Saturday evening about 7pm. I had someone to pick up at ORD and their flight was running on the late side. For…