Beats Watching Television

Well, I visit this club 1-2 times per year, when I am in town. In the past, I have had some wonderful experiences. It can be hit or miss. This time was somewhat of a miss. It is always peculiar to me the layout when you walk in. There is a troll woman that does the coat check, gives me a gold coin that I put in a turnstyle. There is a large goon that I am always friendly to. He scowls and looks at my ID like it must be fake. Now, I'm nearly 50 years old. I would think, you could wave me in. So, I was staying at a hotel across the street. I thought this bar may be more fun then the hotel TV. It was, but not by that much. I'm single and have a good disposable income but, for the right kind of talent. If I wanted to just hand away some money, I would do it at a homeless shelter (not a hoe-less shelter) bada bump! Anyways, It was near 11pm on a saturday. The place was filling up. I;m always astounded by the young guy groups that come in here. They are like wow- boobs. Fer sure. So, I searched through the place and was able to secure a seat near the exit door. I was blasted by cold every few minutes but, whatever. Numerous songs were played, and now I was searching for my waitress. I was approached by some dancers before I actually found my waitress. There were 2 waitresses that informed me that I was not in their section. Okay, how hard do you need to make it so that I can get drunk and tip you? Pretty hard apparently... Eventually, I got the waitress and explained to her that I am not driving, please bring me this drink and this shot every 15 minutes or so. I tipped her generously and by golly, my plan worked. Some dancers approached one was a new girl named "rose". I thought that was an old gramma name and gave her a hard time about it. It was also the chick in Titanic's name. I carressed her back while she spoke to me. Apparently, it was her first night. As, I carressed her back she moved my hand back up as it went down towards her ass. If you are this lame now, I am surely not wasting money on you in the back. I flirted with some other girls told them what I would like to do to them, gave them some minor tips. Overall, I only wasted money on the waitress and my drinks. I enjoyed getting drunk and the freebie pizza. It was better than the hotel TV. I had a nice feeling the next day when I saw all that cash still left in my wallet. Sometimes, its fun to explore a club but, if there is really limited fun to be had, it is cool to save $ for next time.