Heavenly Bodies

Stopped by around 1pm on a Wednesday since I was off work early. 5$ with Text in. There are very cheap domestics/well drinks but today I ordered a Jim Beam. Comes in…

In Chicago for work and staying near airport so decided to check out closest club which was Heavenly Bodies. Arrived about 10:30 and paid $15.00 cover, found a table, and ordered…

Went there Wed afternoon. I know not the best time, but frankly had expected more action. There were 2-3 women sitting at the bar, and 1 on the pole. There could…

Wow! This place has gone waaaaay downhill. I think that Gold Room and Polekats has taken a lot of their business and most importantly....talent. So it's still the same…

Visited on a Friday around noon. Free admission with text in. The setup is barstool type chairs so not super comfortable. Keeps the girls from sitting or entertaining while on the floor.…

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon after hitting and striking out at Fantasy in Hammond in the afternoon. I believe I arrived at about 4pm. I hadn't been to this club in a…

This is my regular spot, I stop in every couple weeks during the day if I've had a long day. Stopped in by myself on a Friday afternoon to have a few beers…

Saturday is for running errands, shoring up the "Honey-Do Lists, and taking a break after doing some work. This Saturday, my car decided it wanted to head towards Heavenly Bodies or (HB's).…

I've been to HB 3 times so far, each time I was lucky enough to find that lovely dancer who seemed to enjoy what she does. Each time I came before the…

I've been going to HB a long time, and I used to really love the afternoon shift. There were always a few nice looking dancers, and I'd have some regulars to fall…

Booby shots, private dances...all pretty good. I cannot recall the ladies name of who i had a private session with but she was super fine, so friendly, and just a down right sweet…

Being from Michigan this was a different experience for me. The ladies wouldn't show much on the dance floor but would get pretty bare in the private dance area. I…

So I had some time to kill before my flight and figured I’d stop in. I had checked out the reviews first so was keeping an eye out for Bella. When I…

I have visited Heavenly Bodies (HBs) many times over the past several years while in town on business as it was my go-to place. I come from the northeast US and am…

Dropped by on a Monday afternoon to see what the talent was like. I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was decently packed with dancers at that particular hour. The music…

We went last weekend for my brother in law's birthday. Paid 40 bucks to get him on state and get the birthday dance with 2 strippers. Overall the experience was ok. Usually…

Stopped by on a Friday for lunch, as I do every few months. I am always interested to see if they have new talent, although I have a few favorites from…

Went on a Monday afternoon and the place was pretty dead, maybe 5 or 6 other guys in there and only 3 or 4 dancers. I usually don't get dances when…

Stopped by Heavenly Bodies recently to see what was up. This is a bikini bar with a few stages but the girls go topless in the private dances. I paid $10 cover…

First off, it is a bikini bar with 3 stages of women dancing in bikinis for singles or more if you have it. Been a couple of years since i've been to…

It’s been a few years, but I found myself at O’Hare with a long layover, so thought I would see what was going on at HB. Glad I did! I…

I checked out this spot for the first time last month but I'll try to recall for any visitors. First off, cover wasn't bad, I believe it ran me $10. I walked…

I visited this club over the course of a weekend, in November. I have been there numerous times over the years and try to pop in and check things out.…

Pizza got a minor upgrade. So there's that, I guess. Sad that the first comment I can think about is the crummy free pizza is a bit less crummy than it used to…

In the area for work figured i'd stop in since its been about 6 months. Was not dissapointed. Used the text deal off their website to enter half price. Not bad. There were…

I stopped into HB recently on a Friday night a little after 11pm and I can't say that I was too impressed. I heard from a co-worker that the dancers had…

My girlfriend and I attended a theater performance downtown Chicago, then decided to visit a strip club as we usually do. This time we chose Heavenly Bodies. Upon arriving, the parking lot had…

Went in the afternoon on a Tuesday and got a dance from a smoking hot girl named McKenzie. Was only 4 or 5 dancers working, and McKenzie was by far the…

Decided to check this place out again, with the text you get in free before 1 pm. Tipped a black girl named Sage who was dancing on stage when I came…

So, haven't been here in a while. Stopped by in the afternoon, and should have gone else where. Place was empty and freezing. Two of the 5-6 ladies walked…

I decided to stop in to HB recently after work. My last couple of visits had been disappointing but I decided to try again because I keep thinking that things will…

Got in at 7pm and talked to this pretty nice bottle girl name Rachel and even bought some vodka shots from her, it was another bottle girl name Shay she was…

It has been a while since I went to HB fo some Friday night fun. To put this into perspective the last time I was at HB the beer was free,…

We debated between PK (which we’ve been to many times), Atlantis (didn’t want to drive 60 miles to that sex house) and Pink Monkey (not a fan of BYOB) so we decided…

I was hoping to see lots of cute costumes, but only my regular girl really dresses, so that was disappointing. I know Monday nights are usually slow, but this time it was…

Alright, I visit HB's to be served by the incomparable Nicole (sp) who will light up the room, give you a hug and a smile and remains covered up in a Black…

I had wanted to go into Chicago for my strip club jollies but ended up here since it wasn't far from my hotel. Bring cash, no credit cards are accepted here. Just…

This place has to be the most inexpensive club in the US. This is not a good thing. Dancers are all a bit long in the tooth and perhaps could spend…

I visited this club twice. Once on a Thursday night, the other on a Saturday night. I only visit when I am in town. I have lowered my expectations…

Friday Afternoons can be Hit or Miss during the Summer Days of Chicago. This day proved to be a decidedly good one with the addition of new faces, bods and attitudes. Although…

Decided to stop here and see how it is. I haven’t been here in probably 10 years. I figured I would come in here to grab some food and a beer…

I came back to HB's after a couple months away,and as usual, it looks like there was some turnover. I was hoping to see the dancers Isa or Melanie, but neither one…

Maybe it was the time that I was there (on a Saturday around 12-1pm) or it's just usually subpar but my last visit was very disappointing. On the bright side, the…

Bikini bar. $15 cover $10 with text. Drinks are cheap well whiskey gingers $2. Fair. Some guy was getting kicked out of VIP area for being handsy and was demanding a refund.…

Have been here quite a few times and finally decided to leave a review. Went on a Thursday evening and the place was fairly crowded. Lots of tables were taken up however…

The club look/vibe wasn't impressive. While the venue is clean, it looks rundown both on the outside and inside. Music overall had an ok mix of rock and party music…

Having been an early and habitual visitor to the only Adult Establishment in this area during the 80's, I can assure you that the evolved changes have not changed a few elements:…

I go to the club a lot during the afternoon, but this was among the worst visits ever. First, there were only 4 girls working and all 4 weren't worth a second…

Why do all Chicagoland clubs have to suck so Bad,? This club has been in a time warp for over 20yrs. I stopped going here years ago but stopped in recently because…

$10 cover can never go wrong. At least you will have the free pizza. I went on a busy Friday night with the stools mostly full. The DJ plays great music that…

I go to this club once a month or so and it's fine for what it is. I usually go on slow nights so I'm not competing w/ drunk bro's for…

Almost immediately I was hounded for boobie shots. Prices were crazy for those. Told them I don't drink when I'm going to be driving and then they told me they had non…

Stopped in after a work function around 2pm on a wednesday afternoon. Have never been here before but of the clubs in the area reviews seemed the best value and in a…

I pooped in Monday afternoon mostly to see my ATF, but I was pleasantly surprised that the club had some energy for a Monday. Several dancers stopped by to say hello even…

I popped in on a Tuesday afternoon as I was driving by, ( this is not a destination place only convenience) . Paid the $10 cover and had to coat check…

Use to be hot white European girls.. Not anymore, these days its big fat ugly chicks in there. The bouncers are crazy and they end up throwing at least 3-4 guys out…

I visited last night (May 12th) from 10:30-12:30. I've been going to this place for years, on and off, budget depending. I remember back in the 90's, that this place was absolutely…

Hadn't been in hb for a while so figured i would check them out. Parking lot is still gravel but less potholes, i think. $15 cover but you can text them…

Stopped by with couple guys after hitting Gibson's in Rosemont. Paid the cover ($10) but place was packed and initially had trouble locating a good spot to sit so went initially…

It has been a long time since I've been here and there is one subtle change. I guess not really subtle but it didn't affect me too much. Entry was $15 for…

I have been to Heavenly Bodies 3 times in my life and only once can I say that I have had a good experience. The drinks are cheap but that's about…

Door Fee was $20 which they offered to reduce to $10 if I sent them a text...No Thanks! They made me show ID and checked it with some machine even though…

I paid a visit to this club after many years. I generally dont go here due to the entry fee, dress code and low value for your dollar. I went with a…

FREE Food ? (Yup) -- Free Admission ? (It's Complicated) -- NUDE dancers ? (Nope) What if you could actually figure out the complicated price of admission on the sign inside the…

I've been going to Heavenly Bodies with by buddies for a few years now and I've always been satisfied with my experience. The drinks a cheap compared to all of the other…

I went there with a friend and it was okay at best. We didn't get much attention since we were not regulars . Even though we were tipping the girls and talking…

HBs is almost a weekly place for me, so I have a few regulars. Tuesday my blond haired curvy polish girl in her blue and black lingerie was there. We…

Since last December I must’ve stopped in about five times. Unbelievably I never have a dance which I went in for. They charge you $15 to get in, $10 if…

My ATF cancelled work at the last minute, but I went to the club anyway as I had time and money. My two CF's were both working and with my ATF gone,…

I started dancing at HB around January and stayed for about five months. You have to do 5 songs for $60 the clubs takes $35 of each set not including $40 fee…

The only club I've been to in the daytime has been Heavenly Bodies- mainly because it's the closest and most affordable although even that is changing for the worse. A few years…

Being a bikini bar, the stage show leaves a lot to be desired. However, the Friday crew is gearing up for the weekend, and they have the most "talent" of any…

Stopped by recently to grab some lunch. They have been messing around with cover prices lately, but at least at this time it was back to the old $10 fee, $5…

This place is one of the nicer clubs in the Chicago area. Overall, the atmosphere was laid back and kind of dead, and each were above average. There were around…

There was a nice new group of dancers Wed late afternoon. Turnover is normal of course, but the new girls (new to me) seemed to be 7-9's as opposed to the usual…

I've been to a good number of clubs but I usually go at night because better quality dancers tend to be at clubs at that time. The only club I've been…

This place used to be really solid but it seems to be on the decline. Drinks are still uber cheap but the girls could be better. No one compares to diva…

I took a detour here late at night in a heavy snowstorm and it was still busy inside. Stayed almost until closing time. On the whole, the atmosphere wasnt all that great,…

A buddy and I were out drinking late one Friday night and the conversation of going to an SC came up we flipped a coin between BlackJack’s and Heavenly Body’s We arrived at…

Was in the area recently with some friends and after a late lunch and some drinking we decided we wanted to go spend some time at a strip club. Since we were…

I stopped here about once a month. Things have changed, instead of being $10 to get in, now they ask you to pay $10 or 15 if you pay time they want…

I like HB the booze is cheap and i dig the girls. Allot of them are amateur like just beginning their stripping career or dabbling see if they like it. Especially shot…

Me and my friend went there on a random Monday night. Didn't expect much but with the free membership we get in on Monday's for free so why not? It was ok…

It had been almost 5 years since I had been here and while as a whole the entrance, stages, whole 1st floor hasnt changed much they had a whole 2nd floor…

Afternoons can be hit or miss but yesterday was a hit. A nice variety of dancers this time as opposed to the all too frequent collection of overweight white girl frumps. I…

I've been coming to HBs for day shift every few months for maybe the past three years. In that time, it feels like dancer quality on average has dropped marginally, with cover…

I've been here a bunch the last seven years or so. I am a happy go lucky person that tries to have fun no matter the situation. This place seemed…

Came up here after work to see what the place was like, but i wasn't too impressed. The club layout was actually pretty reasonable, seemed cleaner than some of the other…

I've been going here for years but not too much this past years. Finances have been tight. Stopped in last Friday and they have changed the cover charge from $10…

Late afternoon/early Friday evening the place was very busy and lots of girls and occassionally were running three stages and also entertaining birthday boys. Dancer turnover is pretty high here -…