Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed…
Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later).
Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…

So I'll preface this review with, I have been to exactly 2 clubs in my life and the other one was an absolute dive. For someone who is new to this sort of thing I…

Went to HBs after several years and nothing has really changed. I went on Thursday around 8 pm and there were about 10 girls working. On a scale from 1-10 most were a 5 or…