Rejected Review
9 mos ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Wenesday fun, nothing special
Had a pretty good time for a weekday. Stopped by rivers and won a bit so figured I’d give back to the community. Got…
Reported as Closed
Hours
mon-fri: 11:00 am-4:00 am
saturday:11:30 am - 4:00 am
sunday: 6:30 pm - 4:00 am.
Details
Lap Dance Cost: $20
Avg. Drink Cost: $1
Cover Day: 5
Cover Night: 10
Alcohol, Bottle Service, Food, Non-Smoking, DJ, Topless Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, VIP Room, Mandatory Coat Check, Prepay Private Dances
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10 mos ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
ehhhhWisconsin
Closing down
I doubt anyone will actually see this, but the reviewers rejected it when I tried to submit it as a review and told me to post it in "community." Thanks for nothing,…
Rejected Review
10 mos ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Closing soon
Saw in the local news today that Heavenly Bodies and two adjacent properties were bought by Elk Grove Village and will be torn down…
Review
10 mos ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in.…
MuddyUSA
Review
11 mos ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Good, Bad & Ugly all mixed into one…
As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed…
Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast…
DeltaPearl78
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Nice night, made it rain
First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later).
Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it…
Yattt333
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
good club - if it's the first time you've ever been to a SC
It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other…
captainfunnew city, new club
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Not great, not awful, just fine
So I'll preface this review with, I have been to exactly 2 clubs in my life and the other one was an absolute dive. For someone who is new to this sort…
Sea_breezy
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Friday Night at HBs
Overall, my trip to HBs left me only wanting to come back if I was in the immediate area. The dance was good and…
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Thursday night
Went to HBs after several years and nothing has really changed. I went on Thursday around 8 pm and there were about 10 girls working. On a scale from 1-10 most were…
Jcu1222
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
First visit to HB in many years.
So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour to kill. Saw from posts here and…
Smegma Jones
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Opens at 4:30pm weekdays
Well I always liked the day shift here years in the past. While they are not open days yet, they now open at 4:30pm. Which makes it a nice stop for…
Jthmq123
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Opens at 4pm, but totally dead
HB's started opening at 4pm, they went to 7pm during COVID but opened at 11am before COVID. I have gone here a few times around 5pm since tbeyvatartwd opening at 4pm.…
ChastitychiIllinois
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Decent place to hang out
Went on a Saturday with a buddy and had decent time. Nice diversity. Girls really work hard for your dollar. Clean atmosphere. Average strip…
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Cheep drinks but a disappointing strip club
I arrived to a gravel parking lot across from air port in what looked to be manly industrial. Trailer park is a little further down the road didn't know there were…
Kin14716
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Cheap drinks okay dances
Free parking, cover waved with cell number. Place is pretty simple concrete floors 3 stages only one seemed to be used.…
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Illinois Sucks
Illinois strip clubs are really depress me, especially if you live North/Northwest of the City. I usually go to Blackjack's in Elgin because the two way touching is basically anything goes and…
Shady88
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Not the HBs of old
It had been quite a while since I've been to HBs. A friend wanted to go so I agreed. This used to be my go to spot a while back, especially in…
Jerry87Illinois
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Overpriced Lap Dances
Pretty normal strip club, the girls looked great but there weren't many there (Sunday evening). It's a pasty bar, so no full nudity even…
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
I needed to discover if heavenly bodies could be tempted into sin
I set my Uber destination as the Korner House Bar, across the street, so that I didn't have to engage my driver in a discussion about my strip club habit, then played…
SalaoLikeSantiagoI know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Cold outside but warm inside
Been here a few times. Sit at the bar and talk with the bartendar. Have a few drinks and talk to a…
Review
1 yr ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
For better or worse..
Was convinced by my friend to watch the second half of UConn v Miami final four game here and it was an okay time. Stayed about 2 hours or so but did…
beergutIllinois
Rejected Review
2 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Same HB but you can still find gems in here
Been a while since my last visit and was in the area so decided to check it out.
Nothing has changed, same policies regarding security…
Rejected Review
2 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
GREAT LOCATION, NOT FAR FROM CHICAGO
Beautiful facility, the owner takes pride in keeping his place looking amaizing. The food is to die for......... Definitely top of the line food…
Review
2 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Cold, dark and sleepy
Came in here on a Saturday afternoon a while back to watch some football before heading home after a round of golf. When I walked in, the place was nearly empty and…
Afrmr1954
Review
2 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Ehh...
I been here a few times but it seems like the quality has taken a downturn in the last few years. Drinks used to be dirt cheap and I even remember a…
Airbreezy
Rejected Review
2 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Decent Place
It was worth a visit, went with several friends. The drinks were a bit expensive but not too bad for the Chi area.…
Rejected Review
2 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Mediocrity
Visited with a few friends. The place was not as packed as usual, which is a good thing. However, the quality of girls has…
Rejected Review
2 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
overall below avergage
I have been to better places. dancers are average. bouncer is rude.
i went there with some friends and we ordered beer. beer was water…
Review
2 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
What a dump!
Gone here on and off over the years, and recently stopped in in a Sunday night. This place sucks overall. It hasn't been updated in 20+ years; the parking lot…
ChastitychiIllinois
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Masks off, service worse
Got a text for a free admission so I stopped by on my way home around 1am on a Friday. Large open parking lot, had to show my text to get in,…
Fosterco52135
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
On a weeknight
went on a weeknight and stayed for the cheap drinks.
The dancers are 50/50 with some wanting to stay and talk with your for…
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Traditional Chicago Area Club
If you're coming to to Chicago and/or ORD area, this place will be recommended to you. There is no touching while getting lap dancing…
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Kicked out for no apparent reason
This was before the pandemic. Gotta a VIP dance. Bouncers came Into private area and told me to leave. Apparently touched the dancer and…
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Not worth it
Dancers were eh, girls all seemed like they wanted to be elsewhere. Left after 30 minutes disappointed
Girls were 5-6
Bartender with no one asking…
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Looking for Fun near O'Hare
I found myself in a hotel near O'Hare airport on a Thursday night and made the Uber ride over to this club. I went in with low expectations based on…
EastCoastDudeVirginia
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
It is a BROTHEL!!! Dancers dont go! NOT SAFE!
This is literally a brothel. I went in to fill out an application to dance and they brought me upstairs to this office with…
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Don't go
I haven't been there since before covid. I remember in the past having real fun and friendly girls who seemed happy to be there.…
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Slooow Wednesday
Went on a Wednesday at 8:00pm just after they opened. Was looking for a few ladies I spent time with before, none were working. There were about 6 dancers, I’d…
jthmq1Illinois
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
To Hustle or Hassle?
Once again, I visited Heavenly Bodies. I went on a November Saturday night. It was still early around 8pm. I stay…
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Very disappointing change at HB's.
I visited HB's last Saturday night. I've been going there for years, and not much has changed. Now however, there is a major change which I want to warn you about. It's…
brodiggityIllinois
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
HB Ladies Getting Large
Stopped in Heavenly Bodies around 1am after leaving a local bar. I've regularly visited this place for over 15 years until COVID hit and their hours changed from opening at 11am to…
ChastitychiIllinois
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Cute and very nice girls, low mileage, but cheap beer and nice vibe makes for a good stop
Based on the reviews, I visited this club at 9 pm on a Wednesday night. Drove to parking lot which was well lit and had lots of potholes. No need to pay,…
havenfanArizona
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
A Joke These Days!
Unless and until they open the downstairs VIP areas, I will not return. They now try to hustle and force customers to pay for…
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Avoiding Weekend Nights Until Further Notice
Stopped by just after midnight on a Saturday. Big parking lot but it is full of cars. 10 minute wait to get in due to the slow process of metal detector, ID…
Fosterco52135
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Place hasn't changed much
Made my first post covid trip to HB in Elk Grove Village, its been a while and they have made some changes. The main open area you walk into is the…
TNlooker555Illinois
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Bouncy Visit
When in and around Chicagoland there are few options and HB is a good choice for free food, cheap beer, super friendly staff and…
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Saturday night exxxotica
I made my first post-covid visit here on a Saturday night which happened to coincide with a post-exxxotica convention party they were hosting. The place was crazy, and not necessarily in a…
Fosterco52135
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
I've had better times here
Stopped by several weeks ago on a Thursday evening. It was the first time since pandemic times. Actually it's probably been even longer. Anyway, they have you sign some bs waiver before…
Jerry87Illinois
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Nice place for the price
Good club for the price. The 5 for 60 deal is honestly one of the best I've seen, semi-private room, if your handsy…
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
I'm Not Dead Yet; In Fact I'm Getting Better!
Well, no masks required if you can produce a Covid vaccination card! I went around 7 PM and stayed until 1 AM and it was really fun. The dancers seemed hotter than…
lotushI love dancers who drink.
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Solid joint, nothing out of this world
It had been two years since I visited HB’s due to COVID. For the most part, it seems like the same old place. Great place to go for a good time…
aoyoungIllinois
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Potential During Tough Times
My first time here during pandemic times. I used to be a frequent visitor before. Stopped in after a late shift at work. My…
Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Back To The Old Days?
I went to the club on a Friday evening after about a year absence and I was quite surprised. The place was packed! It was almost like the "old days" when people…
lotushI love dancers who drink.
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Back??
I went to the club on a Friday evening after about a year absence and I was quite surprised. The place was packed! It…
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Stay away
Hevenlybodies is a lower end club that has a warehouse look and feeling. You cannot touch any of the women. You have to buy…
Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Hot girls better milage elsewhere
Stopped by Wed night around 9, place was lively for the times. Got my temp. Taken, had to sign a waver and they uped the door to 15. They also added…
worldbfreeIllinois
Rejected Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Blah Weekend Afternoon
Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon (pre-Covid). It was mostly empty, maybe 5-10 patrons and 2 girls working with another just sitting at the…
Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
HB During China Virus
Used to regular HB's, but haven't gone since the start of the virus crap all began in March. Stopped by here for the first time since then last Saturday evening around…
ChastitychiIllinois
Rejected Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Not for the handsy patron.
Not a place that I would recommend going to. No touching allowed during lap dances per club rules, and they watch you at…
Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Ice cold beer
After reading reviews decided to give it a try.
First cover is 10.00 and beer is 1.50 best part of entire visit. Ordered beer and found a table not to far from…
Majjr
Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
First visit in over a year.
This is my first visit back here since last summer, I believe. It's been a while. (Saturday night, 8/15/20.) I was wondering how Covid would be affecting things. Well, at the door…
brodiggityIllinois
Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
First visit in COVID era
Semi-late visit around midnight. Didn’t have to wait to get in though I’ve heard that can happen when busy. Temperature screen at door and masks required when not sitting . There are…
Fosterco52135
Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
2 weeks into reopening
It was a Sunday night and there were only 3-4 girls. The place was pretty empty and the talent was less than spectacular. it was always pretty bad on Sundays, but…
metalpan
Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Good time if you find a gem
Heavenly bodies is one of my local haunts but I havent been for a while(long story short its cheap beer, cheap low mileage dances). Dancer quality has not been up to par…
chessmasterIllinois
Review
4 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Back In Business
My first visit after reopening! It's certainly different; metal detector at the door, they take your temp and tell you the rules, which are masks when you walk around or at the…
lotushI love dancers who drink.
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much?
Stopped in to the local spot on whim at around 10pm while out on a Monday night to blow off some steam from a long day back after the weekend. Cover was…
beergutIllinois
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Went in for the cheap beer but left feeling like T-Pain
Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... at first glance the club itself was a little dated and i was a little…
Greg Boston
Rejected Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Went for the cheap beer left feeling like t-pain
Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... I initially went for the beer but…
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Emmy's perfect butt!!
I usually come here during the day, but after my regular bar closed on a Saturday night me and the boys didn't feel like going home yet so we decided to drop…
ChastitychiIllinois
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Saturday unsatisfying mayhem.
Stopped by on a Saturday after midnight on my way back from downtown to the suburbs. Parking lot was pretty crowded. $10 cover and I entered a packed house. This place doesn’t…
Fosterco52135
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Beats Watching Television
Well, I visit this club 1-2 times per year, when I am in town. In the past, I have had some wonderful experiences. It can be hit or miss.…
JasonVoorheesGeorgia
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
A good two hour spent during the day
I have visited this place many times, they always have this pass that test text to you for a five dollar off, which is useful.
Drinks are probably the cheapest you will find…
ashatscIllinois
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Slow on a weekday
Stopped in here on a Thursday late afternoon. Could have gone bowling in here it was so dead. I got a beer and did manage to see a few cuties. There were…
joe_dChicago
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Day shift more reliable
Stopped by around noon on a Wednesday. Free entry with text in, think it was $5 otherwise. Pretty slow since they had just opened an hour earlier. Only 3-4 girls when I…
Fosterco52135
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Fun for what it is...
Been to this club a few times this year, mainly for the cheap beer and watching games. The stage shows aren't anything great - the girls don't take off their tops…
czmilt7724
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
lame club becomes very lame
Was driving by and decided to stop in after a long time away from HB's. Nothing much has changed about the building and the costs over the years. I previously…
jimmyblongIllinois
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
A New Hope?
Maybe things are looking up?
Tues afternoon can be pretty dead, but they had a few girls working so I wasn't starved for company. That being said, there were some (new to…
lotushI love dancers who drink.
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Heavenly Bodies multiple satisfying visits
This review is based on several visits on different nights, mostly between 8pm and midnight. Big club with large free parking lot. Cover is about $15 in evening which can be discounted…
Bdon18
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Afternoon visit
I had come once with some buddies for a birthday party one saturday and ended up texting their number for a discount on the cover fee. Been bombarded with their free cover…
trollape
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
"It's Just Lunch"
"It's Just Lunch"
When you're in the Elk Grove/Bensenville/O'Hare area on a Tuesday afternoon around the Lunch Hour, it is always good to know that you can use the 'Text Free Pass'…
dennyspadeIllinois
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
New girls, but they aren’t that great.
Arrived during Happy Hour around 6pm. Cover waived with text in. Seemed like it was right about shift change as there were both day shift and night shift girls present which made…
Fosterco52135
Rejected Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
better quality dancers
Visited HB again after about 6 months. Pleasantly surprised that the dancer quality has improved. Over the last few years, the quality has been…
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Hot girls but boring.
Got stuck at the airport so I visited on a Friday night. $15 cover but $10 if you text a number first. You get a wristband so you can go in…
Dcarbuying
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Saturday night selection
Decided to make a stop in at this club around 10 pm on a Saturday. Parking lot was pretty packed (free self park on a gravel lot). 10$ entry fee. It was…
Fosterco52135
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Nothing Special, same as prior years.
The club was relatively busy when I arrived. I still don't know why customers go there other than it is the only gentlemen's club in the area and near O'Hare airport.…
traveler2019Illinois
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Needs more dancers!!
This place seems to be slowly going down hill. It has always been hit or miss during the day, but recently it seems more often there are barely any girls in…
ChastitychiIllinois
Rejected Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Needs more dancers!
This place seems to be slowly going down hill. It has always been hit or miss during the day, but recently it seems…
Rejected Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Slowly going down hill
This place seems to be slowly going down hill. It has always been hit or miss during the day, but recently it seems…
Rejected Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Good looking women, fun lap dances
I went into this club on a tuesday night, it was pretty packed. I liked the ambience.. there were atleast 15 girls in the…
Rejected Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Not a must see but decent night over all!
Was stuck in an airport hotel for a business so I made the trek to HB. Paid the cover and grabbed a table near…
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Saturday evening stop in
Went in early evening on a Saturday, it’s a little dark inside but the atmosphere was alright, about 10-15 people inside when I got there maybe 7 dancers. Didn’t realize there was…
Chiguy247
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
The Death Spiral Of A Once Great Club.
Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They…
rockstar666Illinois
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Only can expect so much i guess...
So i decided to give heavenly bodies another shot. It was a Friday and i had a code for a free entry so i thought why not. I've been here a few…
Airbreezy
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
With the Right Dancer, Worth a Short Visit
This is a fairly large 2-storey structure near O'Hare airport. But there's not much else in the vicinity.
I dropped by on a Wednesday evening, about 7pm. Cover charge was $15, which included…
fnbickle
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Just not happening anymore.
I've been visiting HB's , on and off, since 1992. The 90's were definitely the glory days for this place, up to the mid 2000's. It's been a slow but very steady…
brodiggityIllinois
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
A Reasonably Fun Time at HB's
It's been a while since I've left a review for Heavenly Bodies, mostly since my visits over the last year and a half have been more or less the same. Today, though,…
kenrodchitownORD MDW STL MKE CWA
Rejected Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
What dy you really want
This is an interesting place. I’ve been going for over 10 years. Yeah sorry I am pitiful. If you find a therapist that you…
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Empty on Sunday
I got to the site and parked pretty easily. What an empty lot. I must have chosen the worst time. It was a complete whim, but whatever. I did the text-in and…
lookingtemp
Review
5 yrs ago
Heavenly Bodies1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Close to ORD... otherwise hit/miss.
I stopped in here for about 90 minutes on a Saturday evening about 7pm. I had someone to pick up at ORD and their flight was running on the late side. For…
skydecklover
