Once again, I visited Heavenly Bodies. I went on a November Saturday night. It was still early around 8pm. I stay at some of the nearby hotels and it is convenient to walk over. I have visited there 1-2 times per year for the last ten years. It was not busy at all, when I got there. I paid the coat check and admission. I had my choice of tables. I picked a table close enough to the main stage to see the girls but, not have to worry about constantly tipping. The girls were standing around. I guess it is against the rules to sit. A few of them wandered by. There was a cute 23 year old blonde named either Chelsea or Kelsie. She was friendly enough with the chit chat for a few minutes. My waitress came by and I only ordered a bottle of water. I wasn't sure if I was gonna stay. Eventually, Chelsea started with the hustle "hey, we could have more fun upstairs" and "Do you ever get dances?" As, we were talking another customer was being escorted down the stairs by THREE large bouncers. That made me think "dances are not gonna be any good" I tend to enjoy some contact both ways with my dances. It is harder to get at this establishment. I used to get some okay dances in a room off to the side on the main floor-with the right girl. Chelsea explained that room was closed. They now have that room upstairs and if you go there, I think they try and upsell you to the nicer VIP rooms. Now, I was there with some $$$ and prepared to be hustled. However, I was turned off at the thought of going to one room upstairs and then be hassled the whole time about a better VIP right across the hall. I also used to find better lap dances with some of the shot girls. They just worked a bit harder than the dancers. There was only one shot girl that early in the evening. She was kind of husky. I watched Chelsea on stage. A few other dancers came by. They complained it was slow. They did the same conversation "Do you want to go have fun?" etc. I ended up leaving after about 45 minutes. I had not really been out much since Covid started and was looking forward to Heavenly Bodies. Once I was there a bit, I was creeped out by the "close talking" dancers and hustle to go upstairs. I bailed and went to Korner Haus across the street. They have some good food. There was no free pizza at Heavenly Bodies-maybe due to covid? I will certainly continue to pop in to Heavenly Bodies in the future. It just wasn't offering any fun this particular night.
To Hustle or Hassle? - Review of Heavenly Bodies • 1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007 - tuscl
