Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Saturday unsatisfying mayhem.

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Fosterco52135
Feb 9, 2020, 8:04 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Stopped by on a Saturday after midnight on my way back from downtown to the suburbs. Parking lot was pretty crowded. $10 cover and I entered a packed house. This place doesn’t have the biggest layout. There are high tops only, maybe around 30 of them, with additional barstools at each of the three stages, all of which were occupied. Blue collar clientele enjoying the cheap $1.50 drinks the place serves.

It can be difficult to tell how many dancers are working. They are constantly moving around the room, going to and from the dressing room, or taking customers upstairs for dances. Furthermore, there were over a dozen waitresses and shot girls milling about too. On one trip to the upstairs dance rooms I learned that all were occupied and there was a line waiting for a room. Never experienced that here before. There may have been close to 50 girls and 100 patrons after midnight.

Unfortunately, a substantial number of the girls were much less than eye candy. Lots of girls were overweight or with flabby curves. A few are downright gag inducing in their g strings, and since they rarely get taken for dances they are always roaming the floor making their pitches and you can’t get rid of them.

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