Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Opens at 4pm, but totally dead

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Chastitychi
Oct 17, 2023, 12:40 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

HB's started opening at 4pm, they went to 7pm during COVID but opened at 11am before COVID. I have gone here a few times around 5pm since tbeyvatartwd opening at 4pm. Every time has been nearly the same, but I'm reviewing my last trip which was last Friday after work.

 

This place is a total dump, beginning with the parking lot in shambles. Huge potholes and only half paved. You walk in and have to go through a metal detector (about right for a place this run down). Cover is free before 6pm, which is a good deal. Beers are $1.50, but there is no waitress so you either go to the bar or eventually the bar tender will come to you.

 

There is never more than 5 or so girls working at this time, and none are that great looking. A few have been nice conversationalist but don't come here looking for bombshells. There are also barely any patrons here at this time, so it's a bit awkward. It's sad because HB's used to have a good crowd around this time, pre-covid.

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