HB Ladies Getting Large

Stopped in Heavenly Bodies around 1am after leaving a local bar. I've regularly visited this place for over 15 years until COVID hit and their hours changed from opening at 11am to opening at 7pm daily. Metal Detector is still at the entry way, and cover is $15 unless you text the number they have posted all over the entry. I just paid the $15 rather than get spammed by texts everyday.

Place was crowded, but was able to find a table after taking a few laps around the place. Still the old and uncomfortable bar stools with high top tables. This place is beyond desperate for a refresh inside. Beer is still $1.50. Stages still don't have stools at them so if you want to tip you walk up instead of sitting at the stage. I used to enjoy sitting at the stage, and wish they'd put the stools back!

I'm writing this review because the talent has gotten pretty rough at HB's. Over half the girls are pretty chubby/overweight. I'm not knocking it, because I know some guys like these girls, but not my style for a strip club. If you're looking for hot body dancers, you'll be lucky to find one here. The ones that weren't heavy, were trailer park skinny.... no tits, bony flat asses. There was at best 2 or 3 girls out of the ~25 working that were better than a 7. There were always some nasty girls here, but there used to always be a handful of smoking girls here. Not sure what happened.