Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Empty on Sunday

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lookingtemp
Jul 17, 2019, 6:13 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

I got to the site and parked pretty easily. What an empty lot. I must have chosen the worst time. It was a complete whim, but whatever. I did the text-in and ended up paying $10 for cover. How sketchy, saying it's due to Illinois regulations. They can probably say anything and charge you.

Club seemed nice enough. It was slow, only a few guys and gals roaming about. I saw a few girls were sticking to even fewer guys, so maybe they were pretty wealthy. I got to the bar and ordered some food. It's nice that the food was free at the time, besides tip. Drinks were average I guess.

I sat at the bar for a while, but didn't notice any girls coming up to me. I just wanted a nice way to waste an afternoon. I saw maybe one girl dancing onstage when I walked in. I think there are two stages. Sat at the stage for a while, tipping the girl. She was mainly walking around the pole at the time since it was so empty. Got her to come up and get a real close look. No nudity though, but dat ass.

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