Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Close to ORD... otherwise hit/miss.

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skydecklover
Jul 17, 2019, 4:45 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I stopped in here for about 90 minutes on a Saturday evening about 7pm. I had someone to pick up at ORD and their flight was running on the late side. For being as close geographically to the airport as it is, it's still a good 15 min out of the way and the immediate area is... sketchy. It's not obviously dangerous, but it's definitely industrial and the building doesn't look like much more than a thinly disguised warehouse. Would definitely hide any valuables when you park, especially if you have a nice vehicle.

I paid a $15 cover to get in. Counter girl said I could get $5 off if I got a verification text (website says free entry with text) but I don't care to clutter my phone with that crap so I paid. The interior is entirely standard strip-club: dim lights, lots of purple. Mostly high-top tables and almost no comfortable seating outside pervert's row and the bar. The main stage has at least one girl on it constantly with the two satellite stages used more or less at random. Dancing quality is average, but they DO NOT take anything off.

Talent was a little thin for the place's size on a Saturday and not exactly five-star. Of the 15-20 dancers I saw a couple cuties but only one real knock-out. Almost all vanilla dancers with a couple chocolate sprinkled in. Most were either occupied with regulars or clustered around the DJ booth chatting. Not unsurprising considering more than half the ~30 guys were clearly there for $1.50 well/domestic drinks and to watch a sporting event, not engage with the dancers.

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