Illinois Sucks

Illinois strip clubs are really depress me, especially if you live North/Northwest of the City. I usually go to Blackjack's in Elgin because the two way touching is basically anything goes and more with the right girl, but it's pricey and there is no alcohol.

So I decided to hit-up HB because I knew I could get a drink, despite reading the other reviews about the touching rules.

Cover was $15. Checked ID at door and went through metal detector. It is kinda in a crappy area near O'Hare. Private security outside. Clientele is a little bit more low brow.