Porthole Pub

I mostly visit stripclubs in the early afternoon, between 1-4pm. I decided to make a later visit. Also the last time I was here on a Saturday afternoon it was more crowded…

Visited Porthole on Wednesday night just after midnight. Porthole has a steady day crowd and slow at night until after 2AM when all the other clubs in the area close -…

I come here for 2 reasons, bang for the buck...and I love athletic black girls. The kind built like Gabby Douglas, not the curvy girls Papi Chulo likes. That's right,…

For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole; Porthole is a mixed club that is more bar than typical strip club (I guess a better adjective would be strip bar). Lap dances are in fairly…

This is what you could call a dive bar. Very smoky inside and the women were not that hot at all. Nothing special about this place, even a little run…

Visited this joint with two friends. Free entrance for me with my military ID. Walked in, got some singles, sat at a small table near the long stage and ordered some drinks.…

Once again I made a very happy journey to my favorite "stress reliever", the Porthole!! Even though I was staying near the Miami airport, I gladly suffered through the almost 1 hour…

Went here on a late Tuesday evening while on a business trip. Made the 30 plus min drive down from WPB. Paid the cover and not much was happening on this evening.…

My last review was on Jan 2015 and I'm pretty sure that was my last time here. Been meaning to make a return sooner than this b/c of all the high mileage reviews…

Over a 2 week period I visited the Porthole 5 times in the afternoon. No cover and beer is $3. This place is just like a blue collar local bar, but with…

I used to visit this place freuently years ago cause you would be able to get decent mileage there. I visited two weeks ago on a SUnday afternoon for the first time…

I used to frequent this place a few years back. It hasn't changed its simple neighbourhood bar ambiance but the girls marketing has become less subtle. Waltzed in on a Friday afternoon,…

This is my first time here. Arrived at about 1 PM. Lots of dancers and few customers. No cover & $3 beer. Seemed like a typical neighborhood bar with strippers. Lots…

Once again I found myself back in Broward County, and I was feenin' for another trip to the good ole Porthole. Thankfully, I was able to stay over the weekend so I…

I stopped into the Porthole Pub for a first time visit while in Florida for business due to reading reviews on this website. The club is located on the end of…

I stopped in here after reading the reviews mostly out of curiosity since I have never been here. Looked around and saw mostly AA girls and a few white hispanic girls.…

Thankfully, I had to make another business trip to South Florida earlier than expected so NATURALLY, I had to make another pit stop at the grand ole' Porthole. It was playoff day…

I had read the reviews of this club and I am pleased to say that they were very accurate. The club is unimpressive physically especially compared to others in south Florida. The…

Stopped by Porthole Pub a couple of afternoon's last week About 2:00 each day. The layout of the club has been described elsewhere. Very dark when you enter. Rectangular bar is right…

Hadn't been in quite awhile. Still miss the old bartender whatever her name was, but oh well...not like she ever got nude. About 8 girls working mostly new faces to…

This is one hell of a joint. Pretty ladies, ice cold beer, and don't even get me started on the happy hour specials. I'd recommend this place any god damn day of…

After another successful trip to South Florida, I couldn't leave without another trek to the "infamous" Porthole. I always make this my "just before I leave town", go-to spot because of the…

So I've previously written review of the Porthole pub where I extolled the virtues of it. That was then...this is now... Places like this really are hit or miss..you're hoping for that diamond…

First let me say I went to Porthole because of some of the reviews I've read on here and let me just say it's not what I expected. I see why they…

Last day in MIA / FLL area and decided to hit the Porthole around 5pm Thursday afternoon. Had to use the facilities and got hit by the bathroom troll. Sat…

Came around 2pm. Place was fairly busy compared to other afternoons where there is usually only 5-8 girls working. About 12 girls working I would say. Some of the same tired…

I know everyone knows this already, but I am going to say it anyway. This is an odd place. I not sure what to think about it. It is…

So I've been to this pub a fair few times now but never gotten round to doing a review. South Florida has so many different clubs of every conceivable type but I…

I'm fortunate to travel to South Florida for business a few times a year, and I make it a point to visit the Porthole. This review covers two visits, Thursday afternoon…

Decided to try the porthole for the first time. Went there at 1am till 4am. 10ish girls on the line up, mostly AA. Looking around none of the girl caught my eye…

Came back looking for the same little spinner who took care of me last time. She was here as she is most days and tied for the hottest girl in the…

As luck would have it, my business travels occasionally takes me to S. FL. This time I'm in Fort Laudy for a couple days and decided to head to Pompano after I…

Came by on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. There was about 10 girls working, but by 5pm when I left it was up to almost 20. Almost a one to…

I was on my way to diamond dolls and thought I would check out porthole. Place is in a strip mall and had no entry fee at 1pm. Before I had…

So this was actually my first time visiting a strip club ever so it was pretty exciting lol. Location was interesting to say the least. When my cousin and I got there…

Lazy Tuesday night trip to the Porthole after the NBA Finals conclusion. Just headed out to wind down and celebrate the Golden State win at the Porthole. Business was very…

This place is fun, the girls are friendly, if you are looking to kill some time and hang out with some fair to middling girls you will like this place. This is…

Still my favorite club for finding diamonds in the rough. Sometimes there are a few 7-8's here and the 2 for 1 dances run often and are a lot of bang…

I visited this club yesterday (Tuesday) around 7. There was no cover to get it. My beer cost $3. The bar itself look nice. It had the feel…

I visit this club fairly regularily? Most recently I visited on a Monday night. There were 10 girls there and only about 8 customers. The Porthole Pub more closely…

Previous reviewers have covered the physical aspect of the club, so I won't cover that. There weren't a lot of dancers and most of them were not that attractive, but there…

So this is a somewhat strange club. Physically, the club is definitely nothing special. It is located at the end of a strip mall and from the outside appears to…

I live and mostly SC in Miami but visit this club from time to time when I’m in the mood for a change of pace and something a little more laid back. I…

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. No cover for the afternoon. When you walk in there is the bar right in front of you. Had a soda for about 5$, which is about…

Okay on Friday night - hit a few clubs and dropped some serious cashola - so I had pre-decided that Saturday was hit the casino night and go home early. Then…

I live in Miami and do most of clubbing there but I like to hit Porthole every once in a while b/c: + it’s pretty laid back – as many of the previous…

Another Saturday afternoon trip to the Porthole. I got there around 4 pm and there were about 12 dancers on with more arriving as the evening progressed. There roughly six white and…

Went to check out this club after lunch at Cheetahs with very low expections. Walked in and headed to the bathroom, which is towards the back. My eyes haven't adjusted to the darkness…

I was in the area for business and stayed for the weekend. Ended up at the Porthole to watch some football and have some fun. Great little hole in the…

Stopped by the Porthole on a recent Sunday afternoon. As others have mentioned it is small club in a strip mall that has more the feel of a neighborhood dive bar than…

I visited the Porthole Pub on a Wednesday evening. The club had a local neighborhood bar feel. It is located in a strip mall. Parking was free and easy.…

Came in around 3pm only stayed for an hour. There was about 10-12 dancers on staff and none of them were above a 6 on the dancer looks scale. This…

Visited Porthole on Friday eve 10/31/14 around midnight - $2 for self-parking (in 2nd row of parking; i.e. spaces w/o orange cones); $10 cover; $5 bottled water. I’ve reviewed this club b/f…

So, it's been a while since I've been to Porthole. I had a pretty bad visit a few months back where there was only really 2 decent looking girls - one…

Made a trip to one of the old faithful strip clubs in Broward county - The Porthole Pub. I will not waste the reader's time with club layout as it has…

I've been to the Porthole a few times and while that's nothing to be proud of, I actually had a great time on several fairly recent visits. The Porthole is a seedy…

Another Saturday visit to the Porthole. Got there around 3:00pm. As several reviewers have stated this is a small local dive bar in strip mall that also has happily has strippers on…

This visit to the Porthole Pub left me singing along with Freddy Mercury--"fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round." No beauty queens in this locality--the Porthole is a blast…

This place is so out of the realm of establishments I usually frequent. I've been a few times in fact the first time I went to this club ended in a rather…

Visited recently on a Thursday evening. Place was alive and buzzing with several girls and customers. As soon as you walk in, the bar is right in front of you. Drinks were…

I keep coming back to this club because if you are patient your money goes a long way. This afternoon's visit it was easy to be patient because they had buckets…

I ventured back the Porthole after a few year hiatus. The biggest change is the lap dance room area. It used to be one big open room where everyone could…

This is my second visit and the 1st was a year ago. The club is about the same. Had business in Miami and was driving down and the club is…

I was in South FL (mostly north of Ft L) for a week and decided to sample the Pompano area clubs. Porthole is a dark, low end bar/strip club in a…

Decided to take a trip to the Porthole - a Pompano mainstay for generations. Porthole is a small club with the main bar just as you enter. A good size…

I will break up this review into 5 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Important Club Notes III) Club Layout IV) Dancers V) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- When it comes to…

Stopped by the Porthole on a recent Saturday afternoon. As other's have mentioned it is locaed in a strip mall and has the feeling of a local dive bar rather than a…

Sunday afternoon, about 7 girls working, 2 cute ones. Bartender is hot. More black girls then white. Many of them aren't shy and grab your junk as they walk…

I will break up this review into 5 sections – that way you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Notes III) Club Layout IV) Dancers V) Conclusion I also tend to…

If you like black girls (which I do) this is the club for you! Of course with a lot of black dancers it draws a lot of Brothers; so if that…

I've been there a couple of time and the xlub is nice its small but I like the type of stripclub enviroment there usually 6-12 sone are decent looking it a great…

When I went into the Porthole it was pretty crowded. It was the first time for me and I thought it was nicer then I expected. I got a drink at the…

OK, so not to put too fine a point on it: There is zero reason to ever go here, in my honest opinion. It's a tiny little place that really should be…

This club is just as it has been described in the past. It is small and the dancers are below average or just about average. I got to the club late on…

I don't go to SC's too much but stumbled into this place on a weekday afternoon...long story. The drinks were cheap and there was no cover and the girls were average…

This was the best of the three sleazy clubs that I did visit. I do no know why anyone would spend the money here on these women. When you have…

Great times can be had at this neighborhood club. Back in the FLL area for work, and checked out four Pompano Beach clubs. The Porthole Pub is unassuming but offers…

Visited the pub on a late Th eve around 1:00 a.m. - cover was $5; parking (self park) was $2. I’ve reviewed this club before so I will not describe the club layout…

I have to say that after a few visits, I am pretty impressed with the Porthole Pub. The outside experience: Nice, big and well lit parking lot in a…

Visited the Porthole late on a Sunday eve around 11:30 p.m. I had taken a short SC hiatus (3 weeks) b/c I had been SCing pretty regularly and spending a good bit.…

Stopped by around 5, grabbed a reasonably priced beer and seat near the stage. I didn't pay to park or enter. Most of the customers and dancers were around the bar,…

I had been to Cheetah Pompano earlier in the evening but was not there long. Cheetah is a very nice club with nice looking dancers, but it is not my type…

I can't believe how many strip clubs there are between Miami and West Palm. I wanted to find a club that was relaxed but that I might get extra high mileage…

Yikes this mustve been a really off day. Th talent here was around a 3 on a scale of 1-10. There were about 4 black girls, 1 overweight white girl, and a…

Visited the Porthole Pub on a Saturday evening – arrived around 1:00 a.m. and left about 3:30 a.m. Some background about myself to put this review in context. I am a white…

Yup, like all others have said, this comes across as your Friendly Neighborhood Titty Bar (no pretenses of being a "gentlemen's club") but it seems a well run one. Just divey…

The Porthole Pub is a good place for a sleazy time. I had fun there Friday afternoon. This place looks like what we Midwesterners would call a "beer joint."…

When I'm in south Florida I always stop in to the Porthole. Looking at the outside it looks like any other bar in a strip mall and definitely not a strip…

Visited this club for the first time on a Thursday afternoon from about 1-5 PM. From the outside you would never guess this was a strip club like another reviewer mentioned.…

I have a really enjoyable time at this bar. Weekends are def better than weekdays, but I suppose that goes without saying.Prices are fair, and the DJ does a 241 lap dance…

First of all everything about the appearance of the place is already been said. It is a dive. A comfortable dive, but a dive none-the-less. It does remind you of…

This bar is small. As soon as you walk in there is a little booth were you pay the cover ($5), Parking is $5 also. There is a big bar by the…

The first thing that you noticed about this club from the outside is that you would never know that it's a strip club. It's only when you enter, which by the…

OK, been to a few strip clubs in my day. Usually I just go and don't expect much. Recently I went to a club in Tampa and learned about "extras". WELL, at…

From appearances outside this place looks like a regular old pub, it's in a little strip mall type area (not free standing). There's no seductive sign or neon "Live Nudes" kind…

This club has a nice neighborhood bar feel. there are lots of regulars, but the ladies are very kind to new faces too the stage allows for up close and…

The guys who own this place have defiantly made some improvements. I went back to this place after taking some time off, and all I can say is WOW! They got rid…

When I'm traveling in the area I usually stop in. Things my belthave changed to the friction dance area which used to be a room with couches lining the walls, not…

I stopped by this club on a Saturday night. It's easy to find if your from out of town like me since its right off the highway and in a pretty…

Went twice after work. Had some good 2 for 1 laps with Irie. She was by far the best looker in the place. Seems to have been some good…