Porthole Pub
501 E Sample Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33064

Not great

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joe_d
Jan 26, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I stopped in here after reading the reviews mostly out of curiosity since I have never been here. Looked around and saw mostly AA girls and a few white hispanic girls. There was a lot of girls for a day time shift, at least and maybe more. The best one I saw was a 7 at best and most were in the 4 to 5 range. I was immediately approached by a white girl with a nice body but an ugly ass face. She was a bit weird and definitely whorish looking but was a lot of fun to hang out with. Within a couple minutes she was giving me the famous port hole club hand shake, the zipper went down and she had her hand on junior. When the 2 for 1 was announced she wanted to go back to the private dance so we could do it all. I could not pull the trigger, just too damn ugly. Swigged my beer and over to Diamond Dolls I went. This is def a bargain place to go for a hole in the wall kind of bar with strippers and I'm sure they get a few diamonds once in a while, but it wasn't happening this visit for me.

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