Porthole Pub

Day shift at the Porthole and I saw the Asian stripper again. She's lasted a few weeks here now and has supplanted my other regular for the time being. This…

I will not waste the readers time with full layout details - documented many times on tuscl. In a nutshell, small neighborhood bar - one main stage and multiple curtained/separated dance…

Hadn't been here in awhile. Club was damn busy for a Monday afternoon, about 12-15 ladies working. Mostly AA, a few Latin, a few White, and the same Asian Unicorn…

Went on a Friday evening with a friend. We had been before but it was in and out because we were with a larger group and some thought it was a bit…

This is for a visit in May on a Tuesday afternoon. Others have described layout - it is small with one stage. There are small rooms with curtains that oddly are for…

This is my second favorite club in Pompano after Diamond Dolls. This place is a service spot. The chicks here don't look as good as the ones in Diamond Dolls, but the…

After spending some time at Diamond Dolls looking over the talent, I decided I might want to try a WOC rather than one of the Cubans at DD. Sometimes you just want…

My flight to FLL arrived mid-day Sunday, and I decided to check out a couple of Pompano Beach clubs before checking in to my Boca Raton hotel. First up was the…

Visited based on recommendations on this site. Fist off this place is in a strip mall and there isn’t really any signage. the place is kind of small inside and not well…

This is the type of place with mostly fugly dancers, and a couple that are doable, and occasionally one that's really hot. I like to go late afternoon to check out the changing…

Parking: ample, free, shopping center parking lot Entry: No ID scan, no pat-down at the door, $0 cover Friday at 4PM Club: Divey, but comfortable and clean enough Drinks: $4 domestic beer Girls: 20+ Dancers, ranging…

Haven't reviewed in awhile. I go about 1-2 times a month to see a regular. Won't give her name because I'd hate to see her go. She's an athletic…

I have been to this club several times. It has been hit and miss. This was the best visit that I have had. It was a surprise, given that it was a…

Hit up one of my favorites the Porthole late Saturday night. Layout clear in previous review history. A always I have to describe Porthole as the Cheers of Low End…

Was on my annual trip to South Florida and I wanted to try something different. Reviews on Porthole were mixed, but it seemed like the type of establishment I wouldn't mind.…

This is a dive bar. It's small but plenty of girls on a Friday night. The DJ played the songs all the way through without talking over it. The girls are decent…

No words need to be said about this club that has not already been said. It is your old reliable when you want to find something somewhat decent for a bargain. This…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is a long rambling review of a dive-club thus skip it if short on time/patience ---------- I have reviewed this club several time b/f. For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole, Porthole is a mixed club…

Went here one afternoon a few weeks ago. Most of the girls were black/mixed and looks varied a bunch. Many are not my type, but there are usually a few…

So it is Saturday night and my Yankees had bounced back and picked up a win against the evil Red Sox. I was feeling pretty good and it was time to…

So a couple weekends ago I find myself in Broward county with a few hours to kill. I was going to a show and wanted to get a buzz on before hand.…

Haven't reviewed in awhile. Been coming here about once a month for 6 months now. Always day shift for the value. Occasionally there are a few hotties working, but…

I was in Pompano with a few hours to kill during an afternoon thunderstorm. Having been to few of the other clubs in town I decided to try something different. Oh boy,…

Visited this club on a midweek evening due to positive reviews here. The place definitely has a neighborhood bar type of feel, with a small square bar taking up a almost half…

I arrived at the Porthole just after midnight on a Friday night. Layout of this club is well defined in many previous reviews. Suffice to say it is a small…

So I normally go clubbing once a month or so depending on what my spare change looks like. I stopped by pink first a little after they opened, never any girls that…

Stopped in out of curiosity more than anything else and thought I'd see what the program was. All the girls were AA and none of them attractive. They mostly all looked like…

Made a sooner than expected return trip to SoFL, so of course......I had to stop at my favorite pressure release..the Porthole! It was weird because I got there later than I normally…

I had an itch and wanted to see if I could get another quick visit at the hole faster than my last time here. I got in about 2 in the afternoon…

First time at Porthole and didn’t disappoint. Thanks to Papi and many others I felt like I knew what i was doing and what to expect. Showed up around 530 after…

First-time visit, and I was glad I used my GPS to find the place. It's in a good-sized U-shaped strip mall with lots of businesses and from the parking lot, there's…

Last time I visited this establishment I had a decent time. I had an urge to check out this place again and see what I could get into this time. Everyone who…

Stopped in here on a Tuesday evening mostly out of curiosity to see the Club. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink to check the place out. There were probably…

Back in town again for one of my visits to the 305, and once again I had to hit one of my ATF stress relievers....the Porthole! Trust me, I can get to…

Was back in town and headed for the Porthole. Always a good time to be had. About a dozen dancers mostly AA & Latina. Got a $3 beer and relaxed as some…

Based on the up and down reviews since my last visit to this area I wasn't sure on what to expect. The dancers were mostly average with a couple lookers, hence…

Last club I visited on my trip thru Souther FL and simply put for me I realy liked the place and hit it 4 times whikevin the area. First night in…

After an afternoon appt in Broward, headed to WPB to recon Flashdancer and mainly Sugar-Ds - both were busts. Got on 95-South for the long drive to Miami but it was rush-hour by…

As mentioned in the numerous reviews on tuscl - Porthole is your basic dive bar converted into a strip club. It is your neighborhood bar with strippers. Now to…

I stopped in here after a meeting nearby figured I’d get a few beers and chill with some of the ladies I know in there, well surprising none of my friends were…

Was in Cheetah Hallendale earlier in the day, then had to go to a business dinner. After the dinner, decided I wanted to try something new. The Good…

Been back a few times the last month. Business has picked up as the girls need money for Christmas shopping. Typical PH variety on a weekday. About 5-7 black…

I had only been to Porthole once before, about 2 years ago, but the interior had not changed one bit. For years I really only went to SCs when I was out…

I've been spending most of my SC time in Pompano over at Booby Trap lately, but I decided to stop in here for the first time in a while. Not much…

I decided to hit this place up again since my last visit, which ended in me being taken care of and drained. Wanted to see if I could get the same experience…

Stopped in here on Sunday at about 5. Had about an hour to kill and it was close so i decided to check it out. this place is very low key, the…

Window shopped a few times in the afternoon last few days. Not much talent lately, but again I've been going early weekday afternoons, so I don't expect much. More Latinas…

I've been to this place once before, but did not have time to stay long as I wanted because of an emergency. I decided to try this place once again because I…

I have bee in this club a couple of times in the past and over the years it had it ups and down. Right now I think its one of the down…

I've never been here before, unusual for South Florida clubs. I went to meet 2 of our Florida TUSCL group, outside, you can barely tell it is the Porthole Pub, the…

Went in after a meeting. A strip club in a strip mall. Sat right next to ab ebony spinner reading her phone. Ordered a beer, started talking to her, and her hand…

Small club with an overwhelming smell of smoke. Walked in withdrew money and was approached by a young cute black spinner with bolt ons. Went into the curtained booth and asked what…

Was headed up I95 to West Palm Beach Airport on Tuesday afternoon and was about an hour ahead of schedule so I decided to make a short detour to the Porthole. As…

Visited during the afternoon - no cover and $3 for a beer - hard to beat it. I am primarily a night time strip club visitor. Day shifts tend to…

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon around 2:00. Place was pretty empty. There were about 4 or 5 dancers and maybe 7 customers. Got a drink from the very friendly bartender. The bar…

The Porthole never fails to produce. This my go to spot when in south Florida. Beer is $3 bucks with no cover during the day and the ladies are very hands on.…

So, I decided to go to this club for only my fourth time because I didn't feel like going all the way to MIA. I really wanted to visit LEXX. Anyway, it…

I have been to this club before. This visit was a few months ago on an afternoon. They were have lots of 2 for $25 dances. There were a few attractive dancers…

Visited Porthole after midnight on Saturday - parking $2 - front door cover $10. Reasonable for a weekend night. See previous reviews for layout. Entered the club around 12:30…

Never been on a Sunday. It was about 4pm, talent was similar to what I've seen during the day shift mid week. About 7 girls working, mostly black dancers.…

This spot is in a seedy looking strip mall and was a hole in the wall. Girls ranged from 5s to 8s but were friendly and ready to please. Got a private…

I have found Porthole Pub to be very reliable through the years. The club is located in a strip mall and is located very close to I-95. Parking was free, there was…

I decided to check out this club for the sake of changing things up. I usually hit up the same strip club in West Palm Beach, but wanted to try something "new"…

From the start, I knew it was going to be a good night. There was a hot dog truck outside. After a few hrs of drinking, I like to tear up some…

I got to the club on a Saturday evening and it was a decent number of dancers. They are all pretty friendly. They didn't really come at me initially though. After about…

Porthole is in a Brazilian low-end shopping center that felt sketchy at 1:00 in the afternoon. I'd really worry what this place is like at night, and I wouldn't risk finding out. A…

It's important on how I ended up visiting. I was hyped to go to gangbang party but soon as I got there a little after 6pm, suppose to be from 4pm to…

I was in the area and had not been here in years. I arrived at 12:30. The club is located in a strip mall, not in a location that you…

Was in town on business and needed some relief so I headed for the Porthole. Nothing has changed since my last visit. Beer is $3 with no cover for day shift. As…

I had a friend that convinced me to come here if I wanted some of my stress to be relieved. Before we went he did warn me that they have some dancers…

I'm new to this review forum, but I'm not new to this seedy establishment called the Porthole. I have always had a decent to good time with a girl in the 2…

I only inhabit clubs like The Porthole, I really have been turned off by the supermarket sized venues that don't allow you to enjoy yourself. I have not reviewed Porthole basically…

Arrived at the club on a Saturday night. Club was busy. $10 cover was $10. Mostly AA dancers. Drinks were reasonable and good. It wasn't long when I was approached by a…

This is more of an update/FYI for those familiar w/ Porthole. For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole; Porthole is a mixed club that is more bar than typical strip club (I guess a better…

Wow, the club was packed today. The Old White Guy shuttle seemed to be running all afternoon. Today there was one white dancer in the midst of all the chocolate. I got a…

This is my stop for extras. The dancer mix seems to be exclusively chocolate now (I do miss Jezebel, even with her White Power tattoo), barely any Latin or European talent. I…

I've been popping in here quite a bit over the last few months. Each time is deader than the last. Rarely stay long enough to order a drink. Same…

I've recently gone during the new management and didn't notice any of the changes addressed in previous reviews. This is the place you want to go for extras! Got there right before…

This review is for 2 visits day shift. Monday-I got there about 3 PM and got a seat at the bar. Beer is $3 with no cover. A number of girls stopped by…

For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole; Porthole is a mixed club that is more bar than typical strip club (I guess a better adjective would be strip bar). Lap dances are in fairly…

So, as a diligent TUSCL'er, I've been keeping up with reviews of this club and hadn't stopped by recently due to the changes that had been noted. I found myself in…

Visited Porthole on a Tuesday night. The club is under new management and the club has been trending down since the changeover. I decided to check in after taking a…

Visited here my last trip in the area. Reviews have warned that this is a hit or miss place, and for me it was a big washout. Yes, there is that big…

My reviews tend to be lengthy thus I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review: b/c…

Stopped in around 9PM on a Saturday night. I have been here in the past one previous time and after reading the more recent review thought I would "go in for…

I was reading some reviews on the Porthole - kind of mixed lately but mostly about day shift - so decided to take a trip out to the club on Tuesday night…

I thought you guys said the females here were more than willing to take care of guys here? I was disappointed with both my visits here this past Friday and yesterday with…

Porthole Pub is in a low-end strip shopping center, but it’s on a well-traveled, well lit road, and the parking lot is well lit, so it didn’t look unsafe. There was an…

I have not been to this establishment in a while and decided to pop in on a Friday. I arrived around 6:45 in the evening and entered. The parking lot…

I got here too early. Was only about 1pm and maybe 5 girls working, none were my style. Hung out till about 3pm and surprisingly for a Thursday there…

I decided to visit because I pass in front frequently on my way to my favourite SPA. I walk in no charge because is afternoon, but a lady looking out a horror…

Since my reviews tend to be lengthy; I often use abbreviations to save on typing which can throw some readers off; below are some abbreviations that may be used in this review: b/c…

First time to this club and it was a little challenging to get to because I'm coming from wpb. But definitely worth the drive. Layout: Small club and semi dark.…

This is an overdue review from a couple of months ago for a Sunday afternoon visit - not exactly prime time. This was my second visit to the Porthole. Having read previous…

This is a place for lovers of dive bars--it is dark, smoky and a little bit seedy. Girls tend to have been around the block a few times but man does money…