Once again I made a very...
Once again I made a very happy journey to my favorite "stress reliever", the Porthole!! Even though I was staying near the Miami airport, I gladly suffered through the almost 1 hour trip up the I-95 for some guaranteed satisfaction. For some reason the traffic was really hectic but I didn't care, I needed some definite BBBJ action to satisfy my thirst and needless to say, it was delivered! The layout of the place hasn't changed, same DJ, same cute bartender with the nicest ass on a white girl I think I've seen. They have a great beer special as always, 5 for $10 in a bucket with the same dimly lit stage and the curtained off VIP booths. I love the booths, especially when they announce the 2-for-1 VIP specials every 15 minutes or so. That's always the best time to go "get your freak on", so to speak. This time I went with a latina, I think she was Puerto Rican with a really bangin' frame! I let her know I'm down with the PP fun, and she got the hint right there, so we got one of the booths farthest from the bar and it didn't take her long to get down with it. We ended up staying in the booth way past the 2-for-1 as I paced myself long enough to enjoy the fun! After all, it was a long drive and I didn't wanna bust too soon, lol! No peekage from the bouncers thankfully, and we had no neighbor in the booth so it was all good! I told her I was down for another round in a little while, after a few buds. Unfortunately, some other guy ended up handcuffing her the rest of my time there so i didn't get my sequel but....I ended up coming back the next day and hooked up with another girl for some more fun, :-)! Thank God for the Porthole! And oh yes....I shall return.
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