First let me say I went to Porthole because of some of the reviews I've read on here and let me just say it's not what I expected

First let me say I went to Porthole because of some of the reviews I've read on here and let me just say it's not what I expected. I see why they call it Porthole, because the club is definitely a hole in wall type place. Everything seems so crowded. As soon as you walk in it's like bam the bar... I mean damn lets get a little breathing room. Then comes the dancers which I'm still trying to figure out. I think there was only 3 dancers there... one who stood right at the entrance and greeted everyone as they walked in and asked them were they coming back when they left, one who mad haphazardly making the way around the bar and the other one was with a custie.. But I digress, I didn't enjoy my time there. Maybe if I stayed longer, I was only there for 15 min.. Anyway expected better might give it another try