Porthole Pub

So this was my dive bar strip club for years when I lived in Miami. I always liked the staff. They always had at least 4 to 6 non Cuban Latina women…

In continuing my recent kick of hitting up the lower end clubs in the area, I made a few trips to Porthole. I had to pick a day, so I picked…

This review is for Sunday afternoon in April. I believe place opens at 1130 or 12 and I arrived at 1230 and stayed for about an hour or so. Will not go…

It's been over a year since I've been in the Porthole. I try to make it whenever I'm in town, which is usually every winter/early spring. Last year when I…

My first visit to Porthole Pub. I left Cheetah's just before they close at 2AM and saw that the Pub is open till 3AM so decided to see what I'm missing. Found…

So I’ve lived around here for quite some time and have hit probably every club in broward but have never even considered going to Porthole Pub until I saw this place get…

I went into Porthole Pub in January on a Saturday afternoon. Their remodel was new bathrooms and they flipped the rectangular stage to parallel to one side of the square bar rather…

Dayshift visit Ive been to this club once before and had an average experience not to bad so decided to come by sunday afternoon just to check things out. The club is small…

Went in early afternoon for a quick drink and to check out the talent. Like others have mentioned it’s a small place with the bar right there when you walk in. Wait…

I got to Pompano around 2PM and stopped in after reading reviews here. I walked in and was greeted by a friendly guy at the door. No cover and no…

Only my second time back here since they remodeled. I always come dayshift hoping for cheap extras. About 9 chicks working. 5 Black, 3 Latin, 1 White lady who…

Walked in around 1pm on a Friday. Very dark. Takes a minute to adjust. Large bar as the centerpiece with small stage to the left. The focal point is the bar. The…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. Very dark when you first walk in with the bar directly in front and to the right of you with seating all the the way around…

I visited the Porthole Club two days ago and had a decent experience. Drinks were good, though a bit pricey—mixed drinks cost $15, and domestic beers were $7. There was no cover…

Have been coming here regularly during the day shit and it has a lot of pros and very little cons, as long as you temper expectations. Won't go over location and parking…

Walked in and bar looked full, hard to tell with eyes adjusting, so walked around and found a seat next to wall and bar. Came to bar and ordered a beer $5.…

Went again for some afternoon brain and chill. Got a few dances at $10 which you can’t beat. Settled on a girl who quoted me $80 for a BJ while diving me…

Went about 2 weeks ago around 2pm. Was pretty empty, about 10 girls and a 1-1 ratio. I was looking for attention and have no standards so this place delivered. The girls…

Went into this place last Thursday and there have been some changes. There's not two poles and two girls can be up there at any given time. They now dance three…

I went to Porthole on Thursday night around the time the Ravens Bengals game was ending. 10 dollar cover to get in and I was surprised by how small it was. I…

Club layout same, but not as fun as previous trips. Plenty of parking in shopping area. No parking lot troll like I remember them having on previous trips after 7pm. So either…

This review is for Monday Labor Day. Had the day off work so decided to hit up the pompano clubs. First stop was porthole. Arrived around 12:30 or so, place opens at…

This was my first time visiting the Porthole. I had read some reviews and they seemed to be all over the place but this is one of the clubs in the area…

Stopped in Saturday at about 4 pm. Place has been renovated since the last time I came. Bathrooms were moved around, dressing room door was moved, and a TV added on…

This is hands down my fave spot in Florida. I'm sure there's better but this place is dope. Located in a strip mall. The inside loks like it was a regular…

Only my second time to Porthole only because it's far from Orlando, but both times have been successful. I previously spent about 90 minutes at Cheetah Pompano, which was underwhelming (different review…

The parking lot was very full. Since this is in a strip mall, there are lots of other businesses competing for spaces. At 7:30 the place was packed. I…

I was in Miami for work a few weeks ago so decided to stop by some clubs in Pompano on my way out Friday. I started at Booby Trap at 5:30pm which…

Visited a few weeks back. They had some remodeling going on with the bathrooms. They set up temporary bathrooms in the parking lot. Brought in a mobile trailer with bathrooms and…

This is an easy going place where the girls vary. They range from meh to very sexy. The atmosphere is chill except for one of the bouncers who is pretty arrogant…

Stopped by Thursday afternoon looking for some cheap and quick fun. The Port has definitely gone downhill in terms of daytime talent. There were a few of the older spanish…

I visit this area for a week each winter and try to visit several clubs. This year, after a several year absence, I visited Porthole twice and had the most fun…

This place just isn't the Porthole of old. About 10 chicks working day shift on a Friday afternoon. The women are chubbier and sloppier here lately. There are still…

I arrived at Porthole Pub early afternoon on Sunday. The club was essentially empty with three patrons and two dancers. The club layout was simple and small. The bar is in the middle…

Been to porthole a few times. Located in a strip mall off sample road. It’s usually busy at night but this visit was a Sunday around noon and parking lot was empty.…

Porthole pub is located in a busy strip mall and parking during the day is limited but the area is fine at least during the day. I stopped by on…

Decided to check in at Porthole as I hadn’t been there in a while. Seemed to be as busy as ever when I arrived late one afternoon. Fifteen dancers and a dozen…

I visited Porthole Pub early November on a Wednesday afternoon. The club is in a small shopping center. There is several stores nearby with a big parking lot can fill up on the…

Ok the PortHole Pub I've been here before so i had some expectations going in. You can catch it on a good day and there is a party vibe in the place…

I visited this club during a Friday evening to see if the previous reviews were true. Surprisingly, it was. This club is located in a small strip mall and it doesn’t look that…

Stopped by the porthole on a Thursday afternoon. I went once in 2019. Not much has changed . Located on the corner of a U shaped shopping center . Shopping center is…

My second time here at the porthole, hasn't changed a bit lol. This club is like a neighborhood bar with dancers. The parking is tight…

Decided to check in at Porthole as I hadn’t been there in a while. Seemed to be as busy as ever when I arrived late one afternoon. Fifteen dancers and…

This was my go to club when I lived in Miami when I wanted something else besides Tootsies. Nothing has changed in 8 years there. Everything looks the same. Porthole definitely has…

I'd taken this club out of my rotation after a few visits with multiple girls trying to over count, taking rejection poor enough to cause a scene, and other similar issues that…

I stopped in here for the second half of Game 1 between Miami and Denver.  As previously described, this is in a single-story strip mall with tight parking, with the pub on…

I passed by at 4pm the first Thursday of May, about 10-15 girls and about 10 patrons. 90% black girls and 10% spanish girls. When entering during Sunlight hours expect to acclimate…

Was in the area on business and looking for a high mileage club to try out. So I headed to Porthole Pub. It is in the corner of a medium sized horseshoe shaped…

Been coming here a handful of times a year for the last 8 years roughly. Day shift talent is usually in the 6-7 range. You can always…

A return to Porthole on a Wednesday around 3:00pm. Porthole is dark so entering this club takes time for your eyes to adjust from the sun light outside. Bar is…

I happened to be driving down east sample Rd. recently and I looked over and saw the obvious signage for porthole pub. Might as well check it out, even on a…

I stopped in at Porthole Pub around 5:00pm Saturday afternoon. Porthole has always seemed like a refuge for dancers who couldn’t get hired at one of Pompano’s big three clubs.…

I arrived on Sunday around 4:00. The club is in a strip mall. Parking is free. Parking was easy since it was a Sunday afternoon. Entering was free on a Sunday…

After a disappointing trip to Gold Club, I decided to stop by Porthole Pub a few days later. I was particularly interested what things were like since one the dancers at…

This was the first time I'd been to Porthole in over a decade, and I discovered it had lost its purpose. I'd been playing poker and wanted to blow some of my winnings.…

The Porthole Pub is a unique dive bar kind of place in northern Broward. Most dancers run in the 4-6 range at this place. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t find…

The Porthole Pub holds a unique place among the north Broward clubs. I swear I’ve seen both the oldest and the fattest dancer I’ve ever seen on stage at this club.…

I and others have described this club before. Nothing has changed - you still stink like cigarette smoke after leaving. The booths are shared which is the worst part about it. The…

Went to Porthole with a friend for the first time in years last Saturday night around 10pm, and I'm glad to say it will be the last time for many more to…

I have reviewed the Porthole before and the description of others is accurate. It is dark, not very large, with a single stage and very smokey. If you are not a smoker,…

Took a ride share from BT over to PH. For some reason the driver dropped me in front of Feijão com Arroz Steakhouse. When I got out of the car the group…

Many people have described this place. It is small, dark and there are curtained booths with two seats and a divider in between. Worst thing is that it is so smokey. If…

Had some time to kill one afternoon so decided to drop by the Porthole Pub. No cover before 7:00pm. Porthole is located a few blocks east of 95 on…

Hit the Porthole on a Wednesday afternoon. First step in the place and you need 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust from bright sun light to a dark (just right)…

I was in Pompano area on business and decided to check out the Porthole based on previous reviews, especially to check out the $10 table dances. The Porthole is a small place,…

By design, my visit to PP was a warm-up for a subsequent visit to Booby Trap (separate review submitted). Visited from 2:00-3:00 pm on a Thursday, so not really prime time.…

I’m @ Miami for a work week. Have a tight schedule but there’s always time for a lil strip club adventure or 3. I pulled into the parking lot during a downpour.…

Went on a Sunday night. I had already pretty much drained every other option. Wasn’t looking for a Cuban hooker, but wanted to have a good time. The cover was a little…

--------- NOTE: --------- I had a good dayshift visit where I got with 5-different dancers so this is a long-ass-review doing a play-by-play recount of my “productive visit” which consisted of my first post-vaccine SC…

I made a few visits to Porthole over the last few weeks, as I've been on a bit of a strip club tear lately and I'll usually hit at least two while…

Visited Porthole Pub (PP) on Saturday eve 5/15/21 ~10:30pm after a 14-month Covid hiatus – PP is in a low-rent, fairly-good-sized shopping center, so plenty of free-parking at night; at night they…

Went in on a Tuesday night. Paid a $5 cover. Reasonable. Sat at the bar. Female bartender was talking to male bartender, she looked at me as I sat down and the…

Having visited DDS on a Saturday afternoon and not finding anything that interested me, I decided to try the opposite end of the spectrum at the Porthole Pub. The Porthole Pub…

This is my first time back to Tuscl and my first time reviewing Porthole in quite a while. I have always been a huge fan of Porthole. Always low cover…

Had an hour to kill late Sunday afternoon so decided to do a recon scout of the Porthole Pub. This small club is at the end of a strip shopping center…

Stopped by the Porthole on the first Saturday after they reopened following the COVID shut down. The first thing you encounter when you walk in the door is a rope barrier. The…

Every time I travel to South Florida, I make sure I take a trip to Diamond Dolls (will review separately) and Porthole Pub. While I love the eye candy and unbelievable selection…

Made another quarterly trip to SoFL so I had to stop at my "guarantee" spot, the mighty Porthole for some fun! The layout has been described numerous times on here so don't…

Had a free afternoon coming back north from a job-site in Fort Lauderdale traffic on I 95 slow as shit, I decide to make a stop and wait out the rush, just…

The Porthole Pub seems like a regular bar from the outside. It is in a large strip mall with a large and busy parking lot, so it is easy to claim…

I've been to the Porthole before and i like it. The girls are friendly (you can have actual conversations with them), the music isn't overwhelming, the beer is relatively cheep and it…