I was in South FL (mostly...

I was in South FL (mostly north of Ft L) for a week and decided to sample the Pompano area clubs. Porthole is a dark, low end bar/strip club in a run down strip center full of run down Hispanic businesses. In its favor are; convenience to I-95 (1,000 yards west of club), cheep drinks (at least for a strip club - $4 beer and $5+ mixed) and dancers who are not timid about offering a menu of services. <br>

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Shortly after sitting at the bar I was accosted by an oversized eastern European woman. I managed to get her to leave only to be approached by a very skinny black chick with bad teeth. This one - at least - was able to recognize a "no sale" response and left me to my beer. After a few sips (and still less than 10 minutes in the bar) a 30ish blond, with nice B/C tits and a youthful shape, straddled one of my knees and gave me a "handshake" more common in clubs on 8Mile near Detroit. She did offer to leave when she noticed by beer nearly full, but I suggested that she could stay - and she did. Barside fun was more than I normally would have expected and a very negotiable menu was offered for the lap dance room and VIP. I made a selection that resulted in a BBBJ, FS, more BJ, HJ, more FS and a BBBJCIM for a finish.<br>

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All in all a very satisfactory hour long visit to the Porthole Pub for a cost of under $200. The best looking dancers in the place rate 5s or maybe 6s, but most of the women are 4s or even less. This is not a fancy - or even "nice" - club, but the beer is cold, drinks are not watered down, dancers generally will not try to rip you off, and just about everything is available!