Porthole Fun

Last day in MIA / FLL area and decided to hit the Porthole around 5pm Thursday afternoon. Had to use the facilities and got hit by the bathroom troll. Sat down, never got approached for a drink, so I just watched the stage that is off to the side of the bar area. Overall, good crowd and good variety of dancers with decent looks for a day shift. I was very happy with the selection of ladies working. Got approached by a dancer who explained the club to me (even though I had a good idea from reviews and TUSCL member intel). She got called to stage. I was approached by three others while this girl was on stage, but I had already agreed to get a dance from her. As luck would have it, she got done and they had a 2 for 1. Back we went. As others mentioned, it is a partitioned curtained room with two stalls. For the most part, it is fairly private with the exception of the annoying guy who keeps sticking his face through the curtain. First song was OK, basic stick shifting here and there, not much more. Second dance, contact increased. So why not, I stayed for a third. Third had additional offers for oral fun, but I declined and explained to her I didn't care for the guy sticking his face in, or I would have kept her back there for more. Knowing I had the a-hole others had described working the dance area, I chose to leave and come back later.

I came back later Thursday night around 10:30 and sat down at the bar. $2 charge to park in a public lot which they have no right to charge for, but it was just $2. It was my a-hole friend now outside working the door before you go in. Had a minimal cover charge upon entering, I think it was $5, but it may have been $10, don't remember for sure. Had 2 for 1 as soon as I sat down and I was asked by three dancers at the bar, and I declined, they never left there seats to ask, just yelled across bar at me and a couple others. Another dancer come around from behind, grabbed me and said lets go. I tried to decline, but she wasn't having it. She said they are 2 for 1, you won't have any regrets if you go, only if you don't. She was already pulling me off my chair, I reached back to grab my drink I just got and off we went. As soon as she threw me in the chair and closed the curtain, she got up and started humping my face (clothes on) for the duration of the 2 for 1 prelude song. The first song started, she smacked me and asked if I was going to cum for her, reached in grabbed my sticking and started jerking me mixed in with a variety of other stipulation. She was very dominating to say the least. Second song started and she started to spit on my dick to lube it more and started telling me she wanted me to cum on her breast as she was now jerking it between her tits. I said I typically don't get off to hand jobs, they are usually just stimulating. She then proceeded to turn up the heat and the multiple stimulation techniques hitting about every sense I had all over my body without ever missing a stroke. True to my word, she had no success. Second song ended. She was different and very dominating. Had she not been the first person right after I got here, I would have likely continued as we were uninterrupted by the night dance area guy. Rounded up to $40, she might of been a little disappointed the tip wasn't bigger, but oh well. She was fun, I will give her that. Went back, sat down, one dancer up and then another 2 for 1. Tried an Latino girl this time. Not as much fun as the first. She basically sat a grinded the whole two songs. Boring - especially after her predecessor. She offered more after two, but again, I wanted to sample more ladies. Went back and place thinned out a bit. Probably was 40 minutes before the next 2 for 1 so I did about 8 $10 dances in between at the bar and tables. Took two more of the hottest AA ladies back before the night was over. First offered oral services to which I declined because I still wanted to go with one of two other girls. Finally, one of the two remaining I had my eye one stopped by, again, a long time between 2 for 1's. I told her upfront I wanted to wait and she didn't mind. She sat and talked with me the whole time. Finally, off we went and she too was awesome. This girl had me at hello to quote a famous movie. No extras, but her dances were that hot without them. Left completely broke. Total time - 1 hour during day, again would have been longer had it not been for the a-hole in the dance area. Night time, about 4 hours. At first, I think the day girls were hotter. But as the night went on, some awesome ladies kept coming out of the woodwork. One had long luscious looking legs I would have loved to had dances with in back, but she never stopped by me. Overall, a good hole in the wall. Not upscale for sure, but not a total shit hole either. I will definitely stop by again to try find my last dancer friend when I am back in November. Thanks to those who helped with the intel.