TJ Mongers

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Ké lo ké?!?!?!!

6 yrs ago

I just caught myself watching YouTube videos of Hong Kong....SMH Officially addicted! Lol

50 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

6 yrs ago

Checklist of things every guy needs for his trip to TJ

As some of you may or may not know, I’m planning on making my first ever trip to TJ to visit Hong Kong for some fun. I just wanna make sure my checklist has everything…

28 comments - last 6 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

6 yrs ago

Going to Hong Kong/ TJ first time

I am planning to go Hong Kong and TJ for the first time this Saturday. I was wondering if any members would be will to join up? Also I don't have a passport but I…

22 comments - last 6 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

6 yrs ago

Cascadas reservation being honored

I have heard reports that sometimes when a reservation for a upgraded room (Master Suite) is presented with a VIP card the reservation evaporates and the discount is only honored on a basic room. Anyone have…

12 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Jascoi)

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

6 yrs ago

Any tips for dealing with traveller's diarrhea?

Got back from TJ and I've had diarrhea for 4 days now.

8 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Countryman5434)

I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable

6 yrs ago

Review: El Copeo (TJ, Zona Central)

Maybe during a mongering visit to TJ you want to get outside the Zona Norte for some civilian entertainment or perhaps you want to take a BG out to enjoy some TJ night life. El…

22 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Bavarian)

6 yrs ago

Anyone here ever used the Hong Kong Metro Express Service?

Anyone here ever used the hkmexpress service that Hong Kong promoted on their Twitter? If so, can anyone share their experience with them and/ or share some tips with this rookie planning his first trip…

30 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Jascoi)

6 yrs ago

HELP-Planning my first ever visit to Tijuana

I have been a longtime patron at many Philadelphia, South Jersey and Florida Strip Clubs. I also spent a few days in the FKK clubs in Germany and Austria. I recently stumbled upon…

19 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

6 yrs ago

How long did it take to get Global Entry?

I applied for Global Entry card at the end of May, paid my $100 and began waiting. It's been 3.5, almost 4 months now, and the TSA website still says "Pending Review", and still…

15 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Jascoi)

6 yrs ago

Wish I could have made it out there to hang with ya'll this past weekend - looks like I'll be there Mon and part of Tue next week. Ready for some fun with my…

22 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Cristobal)

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

6 yrs ago

If you don't have a room, is there a public place to poop in Zona Norte?

I don't remember the HK bathrooms having stalls or even sit-down toilets to use.

6 comments - last 6 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

6 yrs ago

What hours is Hong Kong open?

Are they 24 hours yet?

27 comments - last 5 yrs ago (Cristobal)

Adventures of Assjobman

6 yrs ago

HK this weekend

I'm in the got damn place till Monday. Anybody else here come fuck witcha boy!!! PM me or some shit. Thursday afternoon is busier than I thought it would be.

95 comments - last 4 yrs ago (TFP)

money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game

6 yrs ago

Who Thinks They've Got The Best Way To Approach A Bar Girl?

And is it applicable to just some bars but not others? And is it good for high front room mileage and for then going to TLN? SJG

38 comments - last 4 yrs ago (SJGTHREATENSWOMEN)

money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game

6 yrs ago

A TJ Article Worth Noting:

A little more than a year ago. https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=56340 To summarize how I see it, he was experienced in San Francisco, but that still has its limits. Went to TJ, HK bar. Wanted Master Suite, cause he likes…

2 comments - last 4 yrs ago (SJGTHREATENSWOMEN)

The ultimate strip clubs goer.

6 yrs ago

Police raids hotel Cas but not Riz

This week police & commandos with mask & rifle raid hotel Cas at night, unlocking doors and told gringos to face the wall hands up. To the first timers that are making the trip, if this…

28 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

Having BJ’s in VIP in Arizona

6 yrs ago

At HK last trip, I found my ATF... but she leaves in 4 days!

I found her boys. Sweet little thing from Guanajuato. But, after an amazing evening that surpassed both our expectations, I find out she leaves in four days to go back home. No plans to return…

16 comments - last 6 yrs ago (LALover1465)

I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable

6 yrs ago

PSA: Possible Shark Sighting

Recently at HK I met a possible Shark/ROB and feel it is my duty to warn TJ Mongers: Her name is Frances, speaks little English, pretty in a girl next door way, young (maybe 22),…

64 comments - last 4 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

6 yrs ago

How do you gracefully turn down a bar girl when she approaches but you are not i

During my first visit to Hong Kong and Las Chavelas I was approached several times by bar girls who were nice enough but simply just not what I was looking for. I found…

26 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

Having BJ’s in VIP in Arizona

6 yrs ago

Tuscl Meetup -Friday Night 8/23

Hey guys! I will be staying in HK Friday night for a last minute “work trip”. Anyone gonna be hanging out and will want to meet up? Let me know! I’ll be getting to…

9 comments - last 6 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

6 yrs ago

Hotel Rizo de Oro, HK VIP discounts?

On my first TJ trip, I stayed at Cascadas, and had a master suite on the third floor. The room itself was nice, but I didn't get much sleep due to the music from the…

23 comments - last 6 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable

6 yrs ago

Bargirl Fun Drama, Part 2

With Second Favorite Bar Girl (SFBG) leaving to home for four months, I invited her to dinner and dancing outside the Zona Norte on her last day off; however, she declined saying she would be…

31 comments - last 5 yrs ago (Cristobal)

Mr Wonderful to single moms and college age hotties......

6 yrs ago

more cascadas construction

they are adding a expansion of the old penthouse (seventh) floor over the north portion of the hotel. they seemed to start the work at eight. (maybe it was seven...)

15 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

Trish_Club_Lust

I AM THE QUEEN OF HEAD!

6 yrs ago

Lets have a donkey show!

At my place! I just bought a condo in TJ from all the head money

5 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)