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At HK last trip, I found my ATF... but she leaves in 4 days!
I found her boys. Sweet little thing from Guanajuato. But, after an amazing evening that surpassed both our expectations, I find out she leaves in four days to go back home.
No plans to return because she’s going to her…
16 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(LALover1465)
sexmeplease
6 years ago
PSA: Possible Shark Sighting
Recently at HK I met a possible Shark/ROB and feel it is my duty to warn TJ Mongers:
Her name is Frances, speaks little English, pretty in a girl next door way, young (maybe 22), nice smile, about 5'2, 125-35…
64 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
Cristobal
6 years ago
How do you gracefully turn down a bar girl when she approaches but you are not i
During my first visit to Hong Kong and Las Chavelas I was approached several times by bar girls who were nice enough but simply just not what I was looking for. I found they do not necessarily take…
26 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
mf92802
6 years ago
Tuscl Meetup -Friday Night 8/23
Hey guys! I will be staying in HK Friday night for a last minute “work trip”. Anyone gonna be hanging out and will want to meet up?
Let me know! I’ll be getting to HK by 7:30PM
9 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(TJ Lee)
sexmeplease
6 years ago
Hotel Rizo de Oro, HK VIP discounts?
On my first TJ trip, I stayed at Cascadas, and had a master suite on the third floor. The room itself was nice, but I didn't get much sleep due to the music from the club and street noise from…
23 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(TJ Lee)
Topher1029
6 years ago
Bargirl Fun Drama, Part 2
With Second Favorite Bar Girl (SFBG) leaving to home for four months, I invited her to dinner and dancing outside the Zona Norte on her last day off; however, she declined saying she would be busy packing.
The next day…
31 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Cristobal)
Cristobal
6 years ago
more cascadas construction
they are adding a expansion of the old penthouse (seventh) floor over the north portion of the hotel. they seemed to start the work at eight. (maybe it was seven...)
15 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
Jascoi
6 years ago
Lets have a donkey show!
At my place! I just bought a condo in TJ from all the head money
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
Money exchange/hotel Ticuan/September visit
Several folks have mentioned in reviews that it is cheaper to pay in pesos rather than dollars. If that is the case, where is the best place to exchange dollars for pesos? San Ysidro, TJ?
Has anyone stayed at…
7 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(devl_dawgg)
devl_dawgg
6 years ago
Looking for particulars on second trip
First time I went down here I thought I had an experience similar to most. Found some nice girls, experiences varied but we’re all positive for the most part.
Thinking about taking my second trip soon and was wondering how…
14 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
bruceleeroy
6 years ago
She Prefers "Verga Chiquito"
On a recent TJ visit, a súper cute spinner type BG caught my attention.
I approached her and asked her to go arriba and she responded with her price and expressed she prefers "verga chiquito" and asked how big was little…
21 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Cristobal)
Cristobal
6 years ago
How far in advance should you reserve the 9th floor rooms?
Even at 8 days, all the rooms are booked (for Monday and Tuesday night).
19 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
Liwet
6 years ago
Places to eat in Zona Norte
I love the street tacos in Zona Norte. But if I'm there for 3 days, I don't want to eat tacos every meal. I like Azul in Cascadas and the menu there is fairly…
15 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Garfield84)
Warrior15
6 years ago
Bargirl Fun Drama, Part 1
A month ago at HK I met a bargirl (BG) who appeared to be a trophy fuck experience (TFE), surprisingly after a terrific arriba we exchanged numbers, with each visit more fun than the previous, currently she is my second…
18 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Cristobal)
Cristobal
6 years ago
couples at hk
the wife wants to go to hk and party. will we be safe and well recieved by the girls. we are an older
couple and want to ariba. how much xtra do they charge for couples. we…
7 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(623)
busterb
6 years ago
In TJ this Monday and Tuesday Night. Meetup?
Anyone going to be around Monday or Tuesday night? Gonna book a room at HK. Would like to meet up with some fellow TUSCL-ers!
28 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(sexmeplease)
sexmeplease
6 years ago
OT: Narcos Mexico is a fabulous show
I watched all three seasons of Narcos, the original one about Pablo Escobar and the Colombian cartels, and loved it. Was having some Narcos withdrawals until I started watching Narcos Mexico.
Outstanding show! I just finished season one on Netflix and…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Greanbeans)
JAprufrock
6 years ago
Hotel Coahuila (for Adelita's Bar)
Has anyone stayed at Hotel Coahuila (Adelita's Bar) overnight on the weekend?
What are the prices?
I know they have a $20 overnight special for simple rooms on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
If you have an overnight room, you can bring off shift…
30 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Cristobal)
Cristobal
6 years ago
Useful Spanish phrases?
Hello fellow deviants. Any Spanish phrases that you experienced guys would suggest having learned up before going? Obviously the more you know the better and we are using duolingo to learn the basics. We have actually both learned a lot…
21 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Countryman5434)
BudWeedGuy
6 years ago
Girls pay
So how do the girls get paid? Been there a few times and always wondered?
Also who owns hk?
33 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Cristobal)
Alejandro12
6 years ago
Halloween in Heaven?
Wife and I are talking about making our first weekend trip on the weekend preceding Halloween. Has anyone ever been there for that weekend? It seems like it is a party. I saw a sign that says best costume wins…
9 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Cristobal)
BudWeedGuy
6 years ago
Heading to TJ Monday/Tuesday July 29th & 30th
Anyone want to meet up? I want to get in afternoon/early evening and leaving around midnight. (Have daytime work meetings to be at).
Looking for a wingman? Any takers?
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(sexmeplease)
sexmeplease
6 years ago
Overnight parking
Thinking of going to TJ tomorrow and, for the first time, staying in Mexico overnight. I’ve been a dozen times or more and I usually park behind the Jack in the Box or if it’s an afternoon visit…
17 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(TJ Lee)
623
6 years ago
Groping in Azul?
If one were to bring a bar girl to Hong Kong’s attached restaurant, Azul, would the staff care about a customer having a boob in one hand and food in the other?
27 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Rb47
6 years ago
Are the 9th floor rooms 80% off with VIP card on Mondays and Tuesdays?
They are advertised as being 20% with VIP card so I'm wondering if they are also included in the 80% as well. Some of the accommodations are really nice as well; like none of the other rooms that I've…
35 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
Liwet
6 years ago

