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6 yrs ago

Looking for particulars on second trip

First time I went down here I thought I had an experience similar to most. Found some nice girls, experiences varied but we’re all positive for the most part. Thinking about taking my second trip…

14 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable

6 yrs ago

She Prefers "Verga Chiquito"

On a recent TJ visit, a súper cute spinner type BG caught my attention. I approached her and asked her to go arriba and she responded with her price and expressed she prefers "verga chiquito" and…

21 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Cristobal)

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

6 yrs ago

How far in advance should you reserve the 9th floor rooms?

Even at 8 days, all the rooms are booked (for Monday and Tuesday night).

19 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

Anywhere there are Titties.

6 yrs ago

Places to eat in Zona Norte

I love the street tacos in Zona Norte. But if I'm there for 3 days, I don't want to eat tacos every meal. I like Azul in Cascadas and…

15 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Garfield84)

I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable

6 yrs ago

Bargirl Fun Drama, Part 1

A month ago at HK I met a bargirl (BG) who appeared to be a trophy fuck experience (TFE), surprisingly after a terrific arriba we exchanged numbers, with each visit more fun than the previous,…

18 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Cristobal)

6 yrs ago

the wife wants to go to hk and party. will we be safe and well recieved by the girls. we are an older couple and want to ariba. how much xtra do…

7 comments - last 6 yrs ago (623)

Having BJ’s in VIP in Arizona

6 yrs ago

In TJ this Monday and Tuesday Night. Meetup?

Anyone going to be around Monday or Tuesday night? Gonna book a room at HK. Would like to meet up with some fellow TUSCL-ers!

28 comments - last 6 yrs ago (sexmeplease)

Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?

6 yrs ago

OT: Narcos Mexico is a fabulous show

I watched all three seasons of Narcos, the original one about Pablo Escobar and the Colombian cartels, and loved it. Was having some Narcos withdrawals until I started watching Narcos Mexico. Outstanding show! I just finished…

3 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Greanbeans)

I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable

6 yrs ago

Hotel Coahuila (for Adelita's Bar)

Has anyone stayed at Hotel Coahuila (Adelita's Bar) overnight on the weekend? What are the prices? I know they have a $20 overnight special for simple rooms on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. If you have an overnight room,…

30 comments - last 4 yrs ago (Cristobal)

Downriver Michigan

6 yrs ago

Useful Spanish phrases?

Hello fellow deviants. Any Spanish phrases that you experienced guys would suggest having learned up before going? Obviously the more you know the better and we are using duolingo to learn the basics. We have…

21 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Countryman5434)

6 yrs ago

So how do the girls get paid? Been there a few times and always wondered? Also who owns hk?

33 comments - last 5 yrs ago (Cristobal)

Downriver Michigan

6 yrs ago

Halloween in Heaven?

Wife and I are talking about making our first weekend trip on the weekend preceding Halloween. Has anyone ever been there for that weekend? It seems like it is a party. I saw a sign…

9 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Cristobal)

Having BJ’s in VIP in Arizona

6 yrs ago

Heading to TJ Monday/Tuesday July 29th & 30th

Anyone want to meet up? I want to get in afternoon/early evening and leaving around midnight. (Have daytime work meetings to be at). Looking for a wingman? Any takers?

3 comments - last 6 yrs ago (sexmeplease)

6 yrs ago

Overnight parking

Thinking of going to TJ tomorrow and, for the first time, staying in Mexico overnight. I’ve been a dozen times or more and I usually park behind the Jack in the Box or…

17 comments - last 6 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

6 yrs ago

Groping in Azul?

If one were to bring a bar girl to Hong Kong’s attached restaurant, Azul, would the staff care about a customer having a boob in one hand and food in the other?

27 comments - last 3 yrs ago (Jascoi)

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

6 yrs ago

Are the 9th floor rooms 80% off with VIP card on Mondays and Tuesdays?

They are advertised as being 20% with VIP card so I'm wondering if they are also included in the 80% as well. Some of the accommodations are really nice as well; like none of…

35 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

The ultimate strip clubs goer.

6 yrs ago

Airlines cancelling flights to TJ/SD

Every airline is dropping 15-25 Boeing 737 Max planes, so each will cancel 50-100 flights each day from Jul til Dec. Expect delays.

4 comments - last 6 yrs ago (minnow)

I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable

6 yrs ago

The 6 or the 9?

While on my last visit to TJ, before I returned to the US I visited HKTJ to find some company with the morning (8am) shift. About 6-10 BGs arrived and a few interested me but I…

91 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

6 yrs ago

HK, bullfight, TJ trip August 11

Anyone wanna meet up with me and a buddy flying in for the local bullfight that day? Also, any advice on going into town for this, etc? We’re from east coast and this…

43 comments - last 6 yrs ago (TJ Lee)

Anywhere there are Titties.

6 yrs ago

What would you do with $1800 in TJ ?

Someone a few days ago started a Topic about having sex with his favorite porn star. Evidently he had the opportunity to spend one hour with her but the cost was $1800.…

16 comments - last 6 yrs ago (TeoTommy)

I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable

6 yrs ago

Review: Latino Bar (TJ)

Yesterday night I was in TJ (again) visiting my CFBG, since she had the evening off we decided to go out of the Zona Norte for dinner and entertainment. After dinner we walked up Revolución and…

12 comments - last 6 yrs ago (Cristobal)

I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable

6 yrs ago

The One Hour Rule

On a recent mongering visit to HKTJ I found a very sexy, nerdy bargirl (BG) who provided a great arriba experience so we exchanged numbers and we set up an appointment a week later. On our…

114 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?

6 yrs ago

These hot naked Latina babes lifted my spirits

It's Fourth of July and I'm sitting home alone, depressed and feeling sorry for myself, so I do a YouTube search for Latinas in bikinis or MILFs or something like that and came across this…

13 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

I entered the dragon and was never the same

6 yrs ago

Tonight i will finally be in paradise

10 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)