TUSCL News

Eden Gentlemens Club

Plantation, Florida

I had had spotty results here...

I had had spotty results here in the past, so I had to check it out and see if anything had gotten better. Not so much, as it turns out. I will say…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is a summary of four...

This is a summary of four separate visits over a few weeks. Great looking girls who are sometimes friendly. Had various experiences with girls depending on the day. Went Sunday during day,…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

I've been here a few times....

I've been here a few times. The club is a smaller club, but the layout is good. The girls are great. They are friendly, lively and attractive. The girls are not overly pushy like…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

i live in michigan so been...

i live in michigan so been to this club sereral times..etc very nice club inside most girls rotate around the club trying to make money...the dances are private with the bouncers checking occassionally…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

In this past weekend for a...

In this past weekend for a business trip. This was a typical nude vegas club with lots of hustle. There were some excellent girls and lots of silicone to go around. If…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

OK, this place is officially a...

OK, this place is officially a dump. Went on a Saturday night, there were only about 6 girls (no more than that) dancing. The place was mostly empty. I sat at the…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

This club is upscale and somewhat...

This club is upscale and somewhat expensive. The girls can make you drain your wallet, but you will leave happy. There seems to be only $20 dances, but they are very private.…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Hey -- Visited with the wife about...

Hey -- Visited with the wife about 3 weeks ago on a Saturday night. Very average to sub par line up and atmosphere was dead. Was there for about 90 minutes and saw the…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Something for everybody here. Beautiful ladies...

Something for everybody here. Beautiful ladies in all shapes and sizes. I prefer the day shift ladies for their more laid back approach. No rush, just a relaxing time. I have not tried the…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went on Saturday afternoon around 2:30...

Went on Saturday afternoon around 2:30 and there were several average girls. I had two dances with girls w/ big fake tits that fooled me since I don't like fake tits. There was…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I wen't Saturday afternoon around 2:00....

I wen't Saturday afternoon around 2:00. There were 3 customers in the dance are and no girls. Finally a dncer showed up and worked on the music list and went back in the…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Visited Jens Den on two consecutive...

Visited Jens Den on two consecutive Saturday evenings around 8pm, and had two completely different experiences. The first visit was great, many table dances from many hot girls for $5 a piece. No sooner had…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Shows promise, but a short trip...

Shows promise, but a short trip there left me a little confused... Consider this a preliminary review. I went for only about 45 minutes one recent weekday afternoon a little after five o'clock.…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

Do not go anywhere near this...

Do not go anywhere near this club. This past Friday night, the place was raided by Federal agents (IRS & ATF), as well as by the Richmond Police and agents of the Virginia Alcoholic…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Had dances with 2 dancers, during...

Had dances with 2 dancers, during the afternoon. I still think BDD is the still the best in the DFW area, better than SR. Chairs are still low up top, but there are…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Stopped in Monday night after arriving...

Stopped in Monday night after arriving at LAX. Decent crowd. It was my first time there. Got there just as a dance contest was starting. As I understand it they have a…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday night. $10 cover charge. Went inside and found out that the atmosphere was pretty good although it was a bit too dark. Girls were average with a few…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

$5 cover charge. Went there on...

$5 cover charge. Went there on a Monday night, pretty dead. Only about 5-6 girls. The highest was a 6 on a 10 scale. Laid back no pressure. DJ was a nice guy, was telling…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I went to this club about...

I went to this club about a year ago while on business. The club is fairly small inside but plenty of places to sit. There were two stages going-a main stage and a side stage.…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Years back (2001) I would come...

Years back (2001) I would come down to this club from New York and spend the weekend. It was that good. BYOB and stunning women - headlined by a stunner named "Peaches". This chick was…

Malibu Bay Lounge

Urbana, Illinois

Visited this club a couple of...

Visited this club a couple of weeks ago. Hasn't changed inside for several years. The girls weren't the best looking maybe 5's to 7's. Four dancers and 3 of the 4 were black.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

This review is from a trip...

This review is from a trip a few weeks back. I haven't been in New York for a couple of weeks now, so my regular clubbing rounds up there have been stopped until there…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Had to go to Canada for...

Had to go to Canada for a meeting on last Wednesday so I flew into DTW and stayed at the Dearborn Inn. Nice, but it was so cold! Anyway, stopped into Bogarts on Tuesday…

Body Shop

Brooklyn, New York

Here is my report on my...

Here is my report on my last visit to this place. Stopped over here a couple of weeks on a friday night 10:30-11. Paid the mandatory $10 to get in, followed by a $5-6 drink.…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Finally made it back after a...

Finally made it back after a long time away. Still BYOB and still hoping that daytime shift was the place to be. This place must be falling on hard times (and not in a…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

stopped by after long absence only...

stopped by after long absence only to find out my ATF was gone. oh well, time to move on anyway. gorgeous brunette with great body caught my eye. her stage dance was hot so…

Hot Lap Dance

New York, New York

Visited this place on my last...

Visited this place on my last trip to NYC. Very interesting layout, and first time I ever received a dance while lying down. I didn't bring enough cash because I was going to use my…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Was in the area for business...

Was in the area for business and stopped by i the afternoon for a few beers and dances. There were about 7 girls working and maybe 10 patrons most of them at the bar…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Had my first visit to this...

Had my first visit to this club I heard so much about. Unfortunately, it didn't live up to the rave reviews. To be fair, I entered on a Monday Night, which probably is…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's hard to believe that the...

It's hard to believe that the city of Las Vegas allows this club to even stay open. Its policies harken back to the days when the town was well-know for its rip-offs and scams. The…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

I went to Strokes last Saturday...

I went to Strokes last Saturday night, very busy on the weekends. This atmosphere in the club is pretty casual, it's located in a stripmall. When I was there the women rated mostly in the…

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How do you hide your TUSCL activities from your SO?

I don't have one. So I don't have a problem.

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Chastity's Gold Club

Have any of you regular Platinum Plus, Columbia, SC visitors paid any visits to Chastity's Gold Club lately? If so do you recall seeing a dancer named Anna there in the last 2 weeks?

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Rarely make it to Knoxville anymore,...

Rarely make it to Knoxville anymore, but business had me in town for a couple days this week and I stopped in at this club on a Friday night. Arrived about 10 PM.…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went there on a very cold...

Went there on a very cold night (-15) and the place was quiet. The crowd was thin and the girls were very young. Most had an abundance of tatoos. Some went up…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Great place, minimal pressure, really friendly...

Great place, minimal pressure, really friendly girls. The $10 lunch is absolutely the best deal in NY. Salad, steak lunch, desert and great views. Check out Peyton, day massage girl who is just great. She…

Seven Seas

Tampa, Florida

Well, there seems to be some...

Well, there seems to be some difference of opinion on the quality of this club. So, here's a factual review based on my recent Sunday night visit. I arrived at Seven Seas about 8PM. This…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I am recently separated and find...

I am recently separated and find myself going here more often. I went last week on a Tuesday and it was a little slow. I actually prefer going in the mid afternoon before…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

This place is the Graceland of...

This place is the Graceland of stripclubs. Skip Bourbon St. and head to Visions. We went their for my brother's bachelor party, and my 21st b'day. We had a great time.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I was in Cincy on business...

I was in Cincy on business so I decided to stop by Cheeks again. The previous visit was a fluke. Shifts were changing and I arranged take out with a blonde. That arrangement collapsed when…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I had a bad experience here,...

I had a bad experience here, although mine was weird night. My brother had an awesome time here. I think the problem with when I went was there were ladies with us…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

This club had a number of...

This club had a number of great looking women during my visit. I found it to be true that you get better attention from them if you are a regular. Being from out of town,…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I last visited, but this place has changed from what I remember. Although the girls are still very hot and there are a lot of them, the place has…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by tonight after the mixed...

Stopped by tonight after the mixed reviews. I expected it to be slow on a Sunday night so wasn't terribly disappointed to see only four dancers. It wasn't crowded at all so I got to…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I spent a couple of hours...

I spent a couple of hours at BBF on Friday night and was not disappointed. After reading reviews here and on other sites, I had plans to meet and dance with Zoya. For…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

I was in Big D over...

I was in Big D over the weekend with the family. Dropped them off at the Galleria mall for some shopping and decided I wanted to do some personal shopping of my own.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Tried the place out on a...

Tried the place out on a Evening. The parking lot was well lighted with obvious security. Inside the place was pretty laid back, although they did have a few too many all hands "showtimes"…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Visited Dandy's on a Tue night...

Visited Dandy's on a Tue night after work. I haven't been there in a few years but nothing much has changed. If your looking for all 9's and 10's don't bother. If you want to…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Well, I've quit drinking, which changes...

Well, I've quit drinking, which changes the experience at Tattle Tales, one for the better, one for the worse. First, on the positive side, the dances are much more enjoyable because I'm physically up for…

Anthony's Showplace

Nashville, Tennessee

In my opinion, no Nashville club...

In my opinion, no Nashville club should get above a 5 ever again. Unless, of course, they get rid of the stupid 3-foot rule and clothed lap dances. What a WASTE of money! Last time…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

It's been awhile since my last...

It's been awhile since my last review of this club. They have really improved the ladies at this club over the last few months. Many more 7's and higher now than before and the lap…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Ok, so I'm in town and...

Ok, so I'm in town and a friend likes using me as an excuse to go to HB. No big deal it's pretty close to my hotel near O'Hare. We warm up with…

Peanuts and Beer

Tijuana, Baja California

First of all ... virtually all...

First of all ... virtually all of the strip clubs in this section of Tijuana (as well as shop keepers and taxicab drivers) are very agressive in trying to attract customers. One bouncer even crossed…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

I arrived at the club about...

I arrived at the club about 7:30 and paid my $15 cover and went inside. HT is a fairly small club dominated by a large stage in the middle with tables and chairs scattered…

Bare Elegance

New York, New York

I've had some good experiences here,...

I've had some good experiences here, but the last time I went I was very dissapointed. This was more like a clip joint as has been mentioned here. I met Barbara who was…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Went there on a Wednesday after...

Went there on a Wednesday after Ruby's was dead as a doornail. Parking was okay (pretty full) and only had a walk a little ways to the front entrance (it was very cold that night).…

Brass Rail

Sunnyvale, California

Don't be fooled...this place is what...

Don't be fooled...this place is what it is...nothing more. Weird but easy to get to location, easy parking, etc. The place is a big, pretty clean sports bar with girls from 5.5-9.25 on the stages…

Club Southwest Attractions

Phoenix, Arizona

This isn't really a strip club...

This isn't really a strip club so much as a brothel. You enter the place through a metal detector. There's a lineup of girls in sexy attire. They frisk you - which is fun. You…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Used to be a semi-regular at...

Used to be a semi-regular at Ricks (as often as I could get down) but have tended to go to Honeys on my past and less frequent visits to Seattle. Recently (past Thursday) went to Ricks…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Last time I was in Vegas...

Last time I was in Vegas I went by the Cheetahs for the first time. Typically I am a Rhino guy, but I thought I'd change it up a little. The girls were…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped in last week on a...

Stopped in last week on a Thursday around 7:00 pm. Place was practically dead. There were only 2 girls there. One very skinny; a 5 at best; straight long hair - visiting…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

I went to the club two...

I went to the club two sundays ago. I found the place to be a barrio topless bar. not the best keep place but O.K. there were around 12 ladies working the place. 3 chunkie…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Went here on a recent business...

Went here on a recent business trip. Spent the 120 to visit Mary in the semi-private room and had a great time. She was phenomenal. Had a great time and look forward…

Playmates

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Visited for what I thought would...

Visited for what I thought would be the last time on saturday and it got a reprieve. You really need to check out the dancers when you enter. If there is no one of interest,…

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Tipping again

Have any of you ever heard of tipping the dancer BEFORE she does a LD with you? There's one club in east-central NY state that apparently has a high amount of pressure from the dancers to tip upfront in…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Decent club... The girls here are...

Decent club... The girls here are pretty hot but seemed pretty uninterested in the customers. I went on a thrusday night and there were maybe 12 dancers. At 9:00 the place was about…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Visiting the Niagra Falls area I've...

Visiting the Niagra Falls area I've decided that I must check this club which according to this website should be one of the best clubs in north america. Well, I was not disappionted. Arriving late…

Hiphugger

Sunnyvale, California

I want there after work on...

I want there after work on Friday night with some friends, it's a local bar...prices on drinks are pretty good...however the ladies there are about a 3-4. Girls will dance for about three songs then…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

This a strip club for the...

This a strip club for the ages...If you go here expect a lot of contact and some of the girls are pretty much down for anything depending on how big your wallet is...It is a…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Just got back from visiting the...

Just got back from visiting the friends and family in honolulu. While there, decided to check out Club Femme Nu. It has changed sicne the last time i have been there. There…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

I stopped by Omar's on a...

I stopped by Omar's on a Wednesday night. It's a fun place, it has a shower show (when someone buys one), dancers on the stage, and V.I.P. dances upstairs for 25 dollars a song. I…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Stopped by this club about a...

Stopped by this club about a week ago on lunch break from work. (3) heavyset dancers available for dancing + ??? This is definitely one of those hole-in-the-wall kind of places that you go to…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Not all the girls are knockouts-in...

Not all the girls are knockouts-in fact, some of them are NOT attractive at all in my opinion. However, more contact can be had here than anywhere else in the area. I couldn't rate the…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Well Fancys now has a new...

Well Fancys now has a new owner. Thats right Ms C sold her place. While time will tell what real changes may take place, there already has been a fairly large turnover in staff and…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

Very small club. I couldn't believe...

Very small club. I couldn't believe how small it was; the bar took up half the room. The pictures on their site made it look much larger than that. There was a small walkway around…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Stopped by on a recent Friday...

Stopped by on a recent Friday afternoon. Still no cover and no valet charge before 5pm. The club seems to be doing OK despite the recent state-wide smoking ban. The place hasn't changed much. Still…

Crazyhorse Gentlemens Club

Springfield, Missouri

It's been a while back, but...

It's been a while back, but I really liked this club. Girls weren't pushy and were pretty enough. Bouncers were friendly enough. The cokes didn't cost a fortune. You could walk back…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Recently paid a visit to Tootsies...

Recently paid a visit to Tootsies with a buddy of mine My second time there, a Sunday night, place was busy but not crazy busy when I departed around 1:00 am, maybe it gets busy later…

Nepals

Greenville, South Carolina

The private dances are now $35...

The private dances are now $35 here! Normally, that would be too steep for me but there's one dancer there that keeps me coming back. Her dances are phenomenal, best I've ever had. She has…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Visited on a Saturday, late afternoon,...

Visited on a Saturday, late afternoon, and was not nearly as impressed as my previous visit. I was probably here too early (5-7pm) but figured there'd be a bit more action than there was.…

Thee Playhouse

Hickory, North Carolina

Visited last Tuesday around 9:30 pm,...

Visited last Tuesday around 9:30 pm, my first time here since I was in college...probably about a decade ago. This club is more upscale than The Crazy Horse half-a-mile down the street. $4.75…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

I love this club! It is...

I love this club! It is one of the best I have ever been to. The ladies are great and everyone is very friendly!!! I started the night with an african american girl, then moved…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

After a long, hard night of...

After a long, hard night of drinking and enjoying Bourbon St., I decided to end the night at the Hustler. After a $15 cover and a $6 soda (I was done with alcohol) I sat…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Subi's keeps getting better and better....

Subi's keeps getting better and better. The dancers here are trying hard these days to please, as opposed to other clubs around the area. Layout has always been good, up to 3 dancers…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

A year or two ago this...

A year or two ago this place was great but since it has changed ownership it has gone downhill. They raised their drink prices to be the most expensive in Las Vegas and they…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

First good sign is that this...

First good sign is that this club is in a nice, well lit strip mall with plenty of parking. Cover was $5 on a Friday night. Nice and spacious inside. Good mix of attractive dancers…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

I visited this club for the...

I visited this club for the first time in over a year. Stayed for a couple hours. There were about five dancers. They were all attrective. No real hotties, no real notties. Most of the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

After reading the recent reviews, I...

After reading the recent reviews, I stopped in near the end of the day shift on Thursday, Feb. 21, 2008. Dinner and drink order took forever to get to my table. Waitress was…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

I went to Deja Vu for...

I went to Deja Vu for the first time this past Saturday after a Predators game. We decided to walk from Broadway, which took about 15 minutes. A cab would've been really cheap.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I stopped by for an after...

I stopped by for an after work break around 6:30 PM, saw a lot of different girls this time. And I mean girls, most seemed very young, thin and inexperienced at stripping. I think I like…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Stopped in to CC to salvage...

Stopped in to CC to salvage a terrible evening that started at Wisconsin Gals. It was quite a contrast-- both the club and the talent. On a weeknight,there was a small crowd being…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Normally I only frequent the Lake...

Normally I only frequent the Lake City Rick's when I go to strip clubs; I've had no good reason to visit others. As it happened, last week I was in the Tacoma area in the early…

The Cobra

Hamtramck, Michigan

Stopped here last Tuesday night. ...

Stopped here last Tuesday night. It's actually called Lolitas. The girls were 90% African American, and none were more than a 6. They were friendly, though. The stage is in the middle of…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m....

Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. daily, with porn & adult toys for sale on the ground level where they collect your admission. Afternoon half price admisions. I always liked the idea of having the…

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BBBJ vs FUCK

I am an old fart and even with the help of Viagra I cannot get it up for Fucking a stripper or any other women unless there is some kind of personal relationship. A BBBJ on the other hand is…

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Dancer "Most strippers are BI"

"How could they not be? All of these beautiful women running around half naked" I heard an admission from wondergrl5 that she was BI. Does it make a difference? I know of two for sure and I am waiting for the chance to…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

I used to go to this...

I used to go to this club during the day. Some real gems from time to time. The Thai girl used to give really good dances with a lot of play. Couple of Eastern European…

Lusty Lady

San Francisco, California

The LL is a classic SF...

The LL is a classic SF location. I used to go here right after high school...but now I am back as an adult and I couldn't resist a visit. It hasn't changed at all. Enter…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

went to CH on a Friday...

went to CH on a Friday afternoon. a few hot girls working...got an LD in the main back room. good grind from an 8. this place gets very busy on Friday/Sat night with a somewhat…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Was taken up here for my...

Was taken up here for my birthday by some friends from work, on Feb 9, who called up and got us all upstairs to the VIP balcony, which was so much more fun than just…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Expecting the 4th best club in...

Expecting the 4th best club in the country, I approached a rather small nondescript building in a not so nice part of Baltimore City. Reluctantly I paid the $35 (membership and entry fee). After a…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Finally found this place after halfheartedly...

Finally found this place after halfheartedly trying on and off for the past year (my favorite Providence-area club being Fantasies, I wasn't motivated much to seek out this place). It's not easy to find, even…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

First time visiting here. ...

First time visiting here. Not much happening here on a weeknight this past week. About 8 customers, and 5 of the most heavily tattooed girls I have ever seen. I'm…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

Haven't here in a long time....

Haven't here in a long time. Got sick of sliping & sliding on I-94 so stopped in for a break. Things have changed there is a back room with a small bar, pool…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

This is a bit of a...

This is a bit of a mixed review, we went there last night after a Pistons game and it seemed like a pretty quiet night. Everytime I go in, they always have smokin hot ladies…

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Key West, Florida?

I will be in Key West, Florida in early July with some people I work with, male and female. Anybody have any recent information about the clubs there (i.e., mileage, take-out, etc.). It's a pretty crazy city as I recall.…

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Unexpected meetings with strippers OTC.

This topic has been discussed before but I bring it up again for the newbies and because I had another recent experience. Rule #1 when this happens. Never approach her. She might have real concerns. Let her make the move,…

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Help In Kansas City

I will be in Kansas City for the Big 12 basketball tournament in a few weeks. It looks like Bazooka's and Temptation's are within walking distance of the Sprint Center where the games will be played. Are there…

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Fake Ass Cheeks

I had my first dance on Sat night from a Latina that definitely had fake ass cheeks. I guess she was trying to offset her bad boob job. I would say here measurements were 40-24-40. It looked…