Nice, clean place. But a beer...

Nice, clean place. But a beer is an outrageous $9 (NINE DOLLARS). And a "mixed drink" is $10, but I dare you to taste the alcohol. Go ahead, I dare you. Serously, I dare you to taste any alcohol at all. I was told that alcohol for drinks are metered by a machine, but my rum and coke tasted like a coke - there was absolutely no alcoholic twang to the taste at all. With a glass cramed with shaped ice cubes I drank the entire drink in one quick sip and it didn't even fill my mouth or affect me at all. I've had plenty of cokes, and this tasted like a coke.

The girls were all solid 8's but other than a quick handshake there is absolutely no contact with the dancers whatsoever. There was one cute, tall brunette with hot legs that I liked, but she spoke English with a thick russian accent that was difficult to understand. If you want to tip a girl on stage, you place your dollar on the stage and, if you're lucky, the girl will smile at you. When her dance is over a bouncer reaches over your shoulder and places your dollar in a bucket.

Dances are air dances with a large bouncer standing practically next to you and staring at you the whole time, making you as uncomfortable as humanly possible. Bouncers act as if they look forward to throwing someone out.