I've spent a lot of time...

I've spent a lot of time in Sacramento, but had never been into any of the local clubs because the club reviews suggested the scene was pretty weak. Based on my trip to Club Fantasy, it most certainly is.

They have a nice little hustle going here. There are three lap-dance areas, each more expensive than the other, but the only reason for the curtained-off, more "private" areas is to get more money from the customer with promises of more intimacy. Your best value -- other than staying away and saving up for the travel expenses to somewhere else -- is the $20 lap dances in the main room. The lap dances provide the minimum contact that can be provided while still calling it a lap dance; no touching of the dancer by the customer, no playing with the stick shift by the dancer. Twenty dollars or two hundred -- it'll be the same thing, and even if you make a deal to get into the most private area, the dancer will still be giving you a $20 lap dance while suggesting that you come up with even more money for some imgagined action that will never take place.

If the dancers were gorgeous, the lack of action wouldn't have been so bad; or, if the action's hot, then the dancer doesn't have to be a superstar. But floppy tits, fat asses, and the big run-around all add up to a waste of time and money. Avoid.