Longest Visit to a Stripclub?

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• imnumnutz

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  16 years ago

  reminds me of Judge Smails' line from "Caddyshack" "Don't you people have homes?"
• ozymandias

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  16 years ago

  I just can't do hours and hours like that because the smoke gets to me, especially night shift. When I was in grad school, though, I used to have a friend who DJ'd day shift at the Cheetah in Atlanta; he was a registered GM chess player, and I used to go over there for lunch (I was a poor student so I'd go for the free buffet) and we'd play a game of chess down on the tables when he could get away from the booths. The girls either found it weird or cute, but they'd come watch sometimes. It was good fun, and I guess I did that a few months, a few days a week. So those were my longest stretches in clubs, though I wasn't really spending much money ;) O.
• parodyman-->

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  16 years ago

  8 1/2 - 9 hours at The Admiral Theatre when I was in my early 20's.
• quimby

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  16 years ago

  I think that all of the records for longest time at a strip club are in clubs near airports, and have to do with delayed flights.. My personal record is 8 1/2 hours (Thank you Air China for running your plane off the runway, and having to get it towed out of the mud and mechanically checked for six of those hours...) If you think that you never get tired of looking at tits.... you are mistaken....
• Dudester

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  16 years ago

  In the early 80's, when downtown San Diego was nothing but strip joints, all night theaters, and a hang out for hookers, pimps, and the homeless, I used to spend the days hanging out at a couple of the clubs there. The Showboat didn't open till 6 p.m. It was nude and the girls there were porn stars between movies. I became friends with several of the dancers there and OTC-but it was friendships-no sex. The Roaring 20's was a hole in the wall place that opened at ten in the morning. You don't get tired of looking at naked women (it was nude too). Sometimes I'd be at the 20's from about noon to six, then at The Showboat till midnite-unless I was spending the day on a roadtrip with a friend from Showboat. I'll treasure those years. BTW, in the mid 80's the owners of the theaters and the strip joints were bought out by big money investors. The original owner of the 20's had bought the place in the 1950's for 10k. He sold it to a dancer in 83 for 60k. She sold it a year later to an investor for 250k.
• Book Guy

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  16 years ago

  I've done over 12, by arriving in early afternoon on a weekend and staying until closing the next near-dawn. In the time there, I'll likely start out sober, get to interacting with one or another dancer in a given shift, work my way up to having privates with her, then move on to drinking with another dancer. After I'm drunk I'll start it all over again for two or three more iterations. There will be times when I just zone out and stare at the wall, often "trying to sober up" by just doing nothing. (I know, you can't make your bloodstream eliminate alcohol just by thinking about it. It's just an expression, not something I genuinely medically attempt.) I have done this, from about 2 pm to about 5 am, at least five times at the old Platinum Plus in Memphis before it got closed. I also did it from about 2 pm to about 2 am at Fantasia (outside Toronto) and at several Tampa clubs (memorably Ybor Strip, Mons Venus, and probably 2001 Space Odyssey, IIRC). On all these "extended" occasions, I probably spent LESS money than I did on more "compact" visits, when I main-lined straight from the check-in cashier to a lapper or a heavy drinking binge. On those "desperate for interchange" nights, I could easily spend $1000. On the "long slow silent" nights, I'm more likely in the $400 range at a maximum.
• Officer

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  16 years ago

  5 hours, 30 minutes---I think after 4 hours there is a diminishing return
• jablake

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  16 years ago

  Well, not only does Angels have at least 3 different regular shifts, in addition the hotties come and go at will. I didn't want to go even after being there the day, night, and morning. But, even when you're being cheap the money spent adds up in a strip club.
• DandyDan

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  16 years ago

  I agree with Officer in that there is diminishing returns after 4, so I usually leave after 4. But sometimes things happen and I once did 8 hours at my favorite club. I went 7:30pm (the earliest I ever arrived there) to 3:30 am. That's what happens when girls continuously come and go. It was like every hour, there was a new arriving favorite. And considering how crowded it can get, sometimes, you might see something along the lines of a lesbian show, with actual snatch eaten, and they had that. Sometimes, it is easy to get caught up in the atmosphere of that club.
• Clubber

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  16 years ago

  Every week when I used to visit with my ATF. I would normally spend about 3-4 hours in the club. Other than that, my usual stay would be an hour or so, if the club is ok.
• gk

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  16 years ago

  5 1/2 hours is about the longest. But I have to watch my drinking when I do that. Trying to cut back (on the drinking).
• Chief69

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  16 years ago

  About 9 hours at Scores Chicago. I got there around 5:00, enjoyed the free appetizers, got drunk, and enjoyed getting to know some of Chicago's finest (and I don't mean the cops).
• motorhead

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  16 years ago

  About 10 years ago I discovered the Mons Venus in Tampa......this was my first experience with a club where I could actually touch the girls.....I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Several times that first year, I would grab a Friday 6 am Delta flight at my local airport, make a stop in Cincinnati or Atlanta and arrive in TPA by 10:00 am. I would check into a nearby hotel (for those not familiar with Tampa, the Mons and 2001 are pretty close to the airport), shower, get a quick lunch and be at the Mons by 1:OO. I would stay until about 6 pm, go back to the hotel, take another shower, get some dinner and head back and stay til closing. Like Bookguy, it would be about $1000 per day....but then I would repeat it the following Saturday morning and fly home Sunday. It was expensive, but no regrets!
• wildguydujour

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  16 years ago

  16 hours overall with 2 roughly one-hour breaks at the famous Tanga Lounge, Tampa (since gone). Arrived from airport in the morning, checked in the Hyatt across the street, walked over for noon, stayed for 5 hours, walked back across for shower and late, late lunch. Back for the 6 PM shift change, about 5 hours of fun, another walk across for a shower, and the back for final fling till close. Actually didn't make it, fell asleep in a chair at 3:30 in the morning and bouncer told me to call it a night.