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The Gold Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

This is the best late night...

This is the best late night club in MB and I always end up here after all the other clubs close. Last night I got to the club at 3 AM. At entry you get…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

Stopped in at 9:30 on a...

Stopped in at 9:30 on a Friday night, decent size crowd but not jam packed. It was $10 to valet park and $10 cover charge at the door, and beers and soft drinks were…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I visted L & L South...

I visted L & L South on a weekday afternoon. It was a very slow day with about 6 dancers and they outnumbered the customer 2 to 1. Spent some time with a leggy blond.…

Hiphugger

Sunnyvale, California

I was in San Jose on...

I was in San Jose on business and ater stopping in at the Pink Poodle on my last visit to the area , what a disapointment that club was. Decided I woudl try this…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Hadn't been out in NYC for...

Hadn't been out in NYC for a long while. Got to the club in early evening (before 8 pm) and it was pretty quiet. Luckily, Corina (sp?) from Russia was there. Petite,…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Visited this club a couple of...

Visited this club a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon. Only 5 dancers working but they outnumbered the customers. Dancers get nude on stage if they get tipped. Tipping usually got boobs…

Platinum Club

Columbus, Georgia

Small club buried behind a Wafflehouse...

Small club buried behind a Wafflehouse off of 185. Was there during happy hour (5-7)...no cover and $3 beers (drink up). About 4 girls working...each dances 3 songs...goes topless once they have $5…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

after a long break, decided to...

after a long break, decided to stop in this afternoon. i thnk I must have came to early, because the selection was not that great. Had a dance with a girl named mylin.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I stopped by this club on...

I stopped by this club on a Sunday evening to check it out as I have not been here before. As expected it was pretty slow so I fiqured the girls would be hounding anybody…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This was my fall back club...

This was my fall back club over the years. While not expecting a lot of mileage, I do expect some fun. Stopped by recently expecting to have a little bit of fun. Did not recognize…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Had a weekend trip to Montreal....

Had a weekend trip to Montreal. I decided to go off the beaten path and try Cafe Cleo... Not a bad ride from the ste. Catherine St area. The club was a little dark. But…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

I went in on a Saturday...

I went in on a Saturday afternoon at about 3:00 and there are only 3 dancers and ZERO customers. Upon my arrival a lovely lady gets up and heads towards the stage to dance…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

The place is pretty big on...

The place is pretty big on the inside, but part of it with another bar and more tables wasn't being used. After getting past a lobby that was almost as big as the club…

Pleasures Mens Club

Houston, Texas

This club was a quick visit....

This club was a quick visit. Just wasn't in the mood for what it offered. That said, was laid out pretty nicely on the inside. Two level club. Dance booths were…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

the economy is bad. clubs are...

the economy is bad. clubs are empty. all are desperate. perhaps if we wait for the trickle down effect; having the wall street executives infuse the economy with $22 lapdances we will have an upswing.…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Went there twice about 10 minutes...

Went there twice about 10 minutes apart. The first time I wasn't wearing a shirt with a collar. So much for my casual slacks experiment. I really didn't want to turn around…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Didn't like the vibe here at...

Didn't like the vibe here at all. Clearly thought it was a better club than it was, and fewer things are more annoying in a strip club than it being pretentious. Got shit…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

My wife and I stopped in...

My wife and I stopped in here last Saturday afternoon at about noon. Dreamgirls opens at 11am. We stopped there since we had the afternoon to ourselves. I haven't been at the…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

I took my wife to this...

I took my wife to this club for her first ever visit to a strip club a few months ago and then made a recent return visit. The club has four stages that had…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

A sad state of affairs to...

A sad state of affairs to say the least. Sunday afternoons used to be quite a relief from the football crowds at other establishments, but not here anymore. All of you know what has…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I love this place, though I...

I love this place, though I have been finding out more and more I like to go in the evenings. Late nights the place gets full of beautiful girls, but with them a greater…

Excalibur Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

The dancers were very unimpressive. ...

The dancers were very unimpressive. I'll try another club next time I'm in Morgantown. They were not very friendly and the best looking one was a 5 at best. The club itself…

Glass City Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

First-time visitor, spent about an hour...

First-time visitor, spent about an hour and a half there. Decent decor, several well-placed large-screen TVs for sports viewing, dancers are friendly, drink prices reasonable. They are now open at 11 AM during…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Went here for the first time...

Went here for the first time last week. A 3 stage layout on the main floor with a decent bar and plenty of waitresses. Plenty of girls on the floor, but a lot…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

This was just an average club....

This was just an average club. The dancers were mostly hispanic, and generally seemed bored. I did not get a sense of seduction in progress from any of them - just going through…

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You forgot your underware

"No, I never wear any unless I am going to a wedding or funeral." No problem. I am not big on weddings or funerals.

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If you could bone an opera star

If you could bone any opera star, which one would it be? For me, Katherine Jenkins first (as long as she promised that she would NOT sing) and then Lucia Popp as she was in her heyday, say the late…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

I've become a regular here and...

I've become a regular here and for good reason. The girls are always friendly and very good looking - good mix of American, Latina and Eastern European. I particularly like to see Sonya,…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

This club has a small stage...

This club has a small stage at the back of the building and two satellite stages amongst the seating They didn't open up until about 9 PM. No stripping on the satellites - just dancing,…

Mermaid

Palm Springs, Florida

A membership is needed to enter....

A membership is needed to enter. They will give you one for free but you must provide info. For me, it wasn't the trouble. Of the handful of girls, only one caught my eye. I…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

There are some very beautiful girls...

There are some very beautiful girls here!!!!!!!! I go here on a regular basis. If you like blonds Id go with Joey, but if you like brunettes, my personal favorites, try to find Serenity she…

Zebra Show Bar

Canutillo, Texas

The club was ok for the...

The club was ok for the price and location. The dancers were not that friendly and did not want to talk even for a minute . They would just ask for a dance and then…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

i can't believe this place is...

i can't believe this place is in the middle of nowhere Indana. I've been to many a club as I've traveled on biz, and many in major metro cities don't offer the value and…

Cat Walk

Columbus, Georgia

Small rundown club. About 5...

Small rundown club. About 5 dancers total. Drinks are $4-$8. Dancers were very homely. Table dances are available...I was there for over an hour and no one got one. Girls try to get guys…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

I really enjoy the Lampliter. I've...

I really enjoy the Lampliter. I've probably visited half-a-dozen times in the last few years. It is like a neighborhood bar with strippers and lots of friendly people. Most of the people in the club…

6th Ave. Dancers

Terre Haute, Indiana

It's been 10 years since I've...

It's been 10 years since I've been here and it hasn't changed much. A $5 cover and you enter a very small room with one stage. There were about 20-25 guys there and…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

The Silver Slipper is another great...

The Silver Slipper is another great club in Ottawa. Unlike the other (Lampliter), this one is your traditional strip club. There is a big bar on the left-side of the building. Straight down the middle…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

The Admiral is a traditional strip...

The Admiral is a traditional strip club in the Chicago area. No alcohol is served because of the full nudity. After paying a $20 cover, you walk around to the back of the club where…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

First - the good news: the...

First - the good news: the place is clean, they give you some free munchies, and the waitress is friendly, doesn't steal from you and can actually speak English. Which is all fine for…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

This place is not the place...

This place is not the place to go. I was bored on a Wednesday night and decided to check this place out. They made me pay the cover of 5 bucks even though…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Was here again for a bachelor...

Was here again for a bachelor party...great place for one, but crowded. This place rivals Delilahs for the hottest girls in Philly. For this kind of event the place is great but not the…

Elite Showclub

Seneca, South Carolina

I decided to visit my local...

I decided to visit my local strip club and let me tell you I was very impressed by the quality of the girls working there I have been going there now for over…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

Thinking that perhaps I wasn't fair...

Thinking that perhaps I wasn't fair to C2k in an earlier review, I returned at a busier time on a Saturday night. I've decided that my focus (on girls) was misplaced. This club…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Your typical Midwest strip club. ...

Your typical Midwest strip club. I used to visit quite often when my ATF danced here, but she's left the biz and I rarely visit. Stopped by Oct 11 for first time in…

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

I stopped into Rick’s at Happy...

I stopped into Rick’s at Happy Hour on Wednesday. This seemed like a great alternative to sitting in rush hour traffic. Inside it has a nice looking bar on the right as you…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Club is hot and the girls...

Club is hot and the girls are nice I am looking for info on the hottest Dancers as I have only sampled a couple. The place has good service but it is always cold…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

This place has been here since...

This place has been here since the beginning of time and you would have to wonder why. It is a broken down place in an industrial area. The girls range from should be…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I stopped by in the afternoon...

I stopped by in the afternoon to check out the club. There were only a few people there, most of them around the bar. I sat down, and a couple of minutes later…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

was here on friday evening the...

was here on friday evening the place was fairly crowded. very attractive dancers better then other philly clubs I have been to. ok on stage. clean good atmosphere. I just had a…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place is really seedy. ...

This place is really seedy. seems like a video store with one girl doing private dances. the dance I was there only one girl that I saw not my type so I left.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite clubs in the Twin Cities area. First of all it's full liquor and full nudity. Don't expect cheap prices on the booze, but it's nice to have a…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Great place with lots of hot...

Great place with lots of hot girls, lots of variety in body size, shape and type. Very well managed and personable. Lost track of time because so much was going on. Two different…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

I've gone to VIP several times....

I've gone to VIP several times. Each night they offer a different special, Tuesday is 3 for 1 for full nude dances. The dancers are all very young, between 18-27 and come from all walks…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Revisit to the old institution and...

Revisit to the old institution and all is well, at least as far as Bham limits go. This club is the same as it ever was decent looking girls (with a couple of solid 8…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

visited the club on a thursday...

visited the club on a thursday just after 12 and met the most beautiful dancer layla. said she was new and i decided to give her a try after her impressive stage show. The…

Wild Goose

Del Aire, California

Sort of a weird club....more of...

Sort of a weird club....more of a bar with dancers than anything else. There was only one stage with a couple of poles on it. The dancers were not very attractive or friendly, even though…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

I had not been to the...

I had not been to the Minx for quite a while so I decided to stop by for a visit. I was suprised to see that they had added a second stage now that…

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Any Strip clubs near chicago where extra's can be had?

Has ANYONE received any extra's such as blowjobs anywhere near chicagoland? Obviously not in the city itself with its air dance rules but anywhere else? I figure probably the best chance is club o, industrial strip has…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Came on a Monday afternoon after...

Came on a Monday afternoon after learning that dances were only $10. This is a very nice place and the discounted LDs were a great value. Dancers were mostly pretty young with a…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Friday night at Ybor strip. ...

Friday night at Ybor strip. I've been here a couple of friday evenings recently and the crowd always seems thin. The girls say business has been slow for a while, too. On…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at Jen's Den. I was impressed at how friendly the dancers were. At least two dancers came to talk to me almost immediately after I purchased a beer. It wasn't…

I Don Knows

Mississauga, Ontario

I've been here several times, usually...

I've been here several times, usually in the late afternoon or early evening after work. The last visit was last week on a Wednesday afternoon. The club is in a light industrial area, in the…

Paradise Men's Club

Melbourne, Florida

There is no way to put...

There is no way to put it other than to say: this is a brothel. I went in looking for a strip club. I was greeted by three beautiful ladies who offered to…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I have not been at this...

I have not been at this place for many years. I went on Thursday at lunch time to see what is new if anything. Place is basically the same as it always was,…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

have not been to bristol in...

have not been to bristol in near 18 months. Still same old bar with tits in my opinion. of the 10 or so ladies there, only 2 would be 8 or higher, Veronica and Rosa(?)..Others…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

Tonight's visit to Shakers was much...

Tonight's visit to Shakers was much better than my previous visit, although it helped that Shannon, one of my favorite Shakers dancers, was there. There were less dancers and less patrons than there used…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to the Foxy Lady in a long time. Mostly, its because the club and the dancers look run down. But I had to get away from my home…

Babes of Babylon

Memphis, Tennessee

Friendly club atmosphere. Definitely the least...

Friendly club atmosphere. Definitely the least thuggish club on Brooks. Two-for-one drinks pretty much all the time. Plenty of space in the main room (3 stages) and the VIP. Dancers are very touchy-feely, but not…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This club is not what it...

This club is not what it used to be. They still have some attractive dancers but most of them act like they don't want to be there. When they all are up on stage they…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Sparky's has definately become my favorite...

Sparky's has definately become my favorite NC club. Unlike travlin_carolina_guy, I find there has been no slow down in the mileage in the private rooms. In fact I am surprised how many of…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I recently made two Friday afternoon...

I recently made two Friday afternoon visits to the Hustler club. They now have $10 dances, $2 drinks and $5 cover before 8 PM. These prices are tough to beat. Four girls…

Horseshoe Lounge

Biloxi, Mississippi

I hate to say it, but...

I hate to say it, but the reports below on this club are true. Was in Gulfport/Biloxi for business, and had time to kill before having to head to the airport, so I thoughtI…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I found this "review" on a...

I found this "review" on a nightclub website. To anybody who has actually been here - this is so far off as to be a real ROTFL experience. Here it is: "Bogart's Lounge - It has…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped by on Friday night around...

Stopped by on Friday night around 10. Club was busy but not overly crowded. About 15 girls on duty. Not as many as the last time I was here. And only…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

The last time I went here...

The last time I went here it was overcrowded. The girls are not bad to look at but the crowd is too big. Not the most relaxing place but not bad. If you go on…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is in a broken...

This place is in a broken down part of town and is a first class dive. It is dirty and the building itself should be bulldozed. Entrance fee was $17 ($12 for locals). The dancers…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Its been a long time (over...

Its been a long time (over a year) since I been in Henry VII South. Its hard to believe that this place is still in business, especially with the very bad economy in southeast…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Stopped at this place few weeks...

Stopped at this place few weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon. There were about 8-10 customers ans as soon as I sat down one girl approached me to go to the VIP room and I…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I have visited many clubs in...

I have visited many clubs in cali and so far this is the best one so far. The girls are friendly and put on an great show. the songs are long and the private dances…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Stopped by while going to Chicago...

Stopped by while going to Chicago on the recent weekend. I hadn't frequented this club for several years opting instead for Daisy Dooks which I like but had not recently had memorable visits to. The…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Two visits (Sunday and Monday early...

Two visits (Sunday and Monday early evening), both of which echo experiences posted in prior reviews (especially rob0411'a). Short summary: top-notch dancers and dances, yet at times hard to actually get those dances.…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

I was here in April 08,...

I was here in April 08, it was my first time in a UT club. A bunch of hot dancers and one chubby one. One latino the rest were white (blonde or brunette). Dances were…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

I surprised myself with how high...

I surprised myself with how high I rated Bishop's. Usually they have the same tired old girls and you're lucky if you find 1 or2 worth spending time and money on. But on…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Visited on a Monday afternoon and...

Visited on a Monday afternoon and had an enjoyable time. There were eight or so dancers, including three attractive dancers. But because the other five patrons were not sitting at stage, most of…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by on a Sunday night...

Stopped by on a Sunday night with a friend. Once again the girls were outstanding across the board (they must have some kind of weight limit). The work in the back rooms has…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Had a great time. China...

Had a great time. China rocked my world in the back VIP room. I did not eat any food but I did get my shoes shined while I needed a break to catch…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Been to this club several times....

Been to this club several times. It is by far the best place I've been in new england. Girls pay attention to you and really work for your $$. Pretty good variety…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

I went here a few weeks...

I went here a few weeks ago. I remember when this use to be Franks Chicken ‘something”. I had a great time one night at Franks. I digress. These girls did not look…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Stopped in on a Wed afternoon....

Stopped in on a Wed afternoon. Not very crowded. I will get right to the specifics. A good time can be had here with the right choice. You cant always go for the hottest one.…

Harper's

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I got there about 9pm last...

I got there about 9pm last night. Dancing doesn't usually start until 9 or so. There were about 5 patrons and at least 10 girls working, so many girls that several complained that there were…

Wild Horse Saloon

Louisville, Kentucky

I arrived here on a recent...

I arrived here on a recent Friday evening about 9:30. There was a group of African-American customers and a couple of African-American dancers outside the bar smoking as I walked inside. When I got…

Doll's House

Isabela, Puerto Rico

I went here a long, long...

I went here a long, long time ago, shortly after it moved to its present location. There was too much hustle for drinks and the girl I was with me would ask me for a…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is a classy establishment. ...

This is a classy establishment. The place is very large, clean with a middle to upscale crowd. The dance floor has 3 stages. There are plenty of couches, chairs and tables on…

DG's Club

Dallas, Texas

Excellent atmosphere, went there it was...

Excellent atmosphere, went there it was fairly close to downtown and taxi recommeneded The dancer was very good, allowed to touch her and spend good anount of time with me. She gave me a dance on a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club was full of...

The club was full of beautiful women.Some very exotic and foreign beauties. The lap dances were outstanding. I sampled one lady for 6 songs. She was very nice and spent time chatting on…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

The ladies here are almost always...

The ladies here are almost always beautiful. They are sometimes a little too eager to get dances, though, so it can get a little pesky. Also, since they got busted for stuff, the…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Wed. is audition night at Parkway,...

Wed. is audition night at Parkway, but nobody was auditioning when I was there. The bar was sparsely crowded and the dancers that were doing table dances said that a lot of the girls…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Stopped by XTC while a friend's...

Stopped by XTC while a friend's flight as delayed coming in ATX. Got in late afternoon early evening. $5 dollar parking fee (kinda bs) and $15 cover b4 6pm and $25 afterwards.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Went here on a Tuesday Evening....

Went here on a Tuesday Evening. Spent about 45 minutes while waiting for them to go through the stable of 4 dancers on stage. The dancers themselves were not too bad, it's just…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

While there were several pretty dancers...

While there were several pretty dancers in the club at the time, they were more interested in talking amongst themselves than the few patrons in the club at the time. However, the two that…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

On a weekday afternoon this was...

On a weekday afternoon this was a very low-key place -- no pressure to buy more than 1 drink, no "wanna dance", and the only dollar parade was from the dancer coming off the stage…

Babe's Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

As you enter this clu, there...

As you enter this clu, there is an L shpaed bar to your left against the wall. The stage is in the middle of the room with tables all around. Table dances are $10 and…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Went in on Monday and found...

Went in on Monday and found the crowd I usually find here was much lighter. Economy I assume. Still a great place to get a beer and enjoy great 10 dollar lapdances. I got a…

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The food was great

Is it just me, or is every review that mentions that the food was great or remembers anything at all about the bouncer, DJ, or manager a complete tip-off that the review was fake? I mean, c'mon, half of…

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Long distance contact

Okay...first time posting, since I'm new to the site, but I have a question that's been bugging me. I went to Thee Dollhouse in Myrtle Beach for a friend's bachelor party and spent some time with a terrific dancer who was…

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Whats for dinner tonight"

Corned beef and cabbage with pearl onions, red potatoes, carrots and corn bread. I will never get to the brownies. The only thing that is missing is a stripper.

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Eve - Ybor

If this is the wrong area to ask this fine question, then please let me know where to post this. Went to Scarletts at Y-bor. Review is coming soon! This time went on Friday, this cute Asian dancer with A cup, slim…

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Tipping

I was in an SC and I asked a dancer if extras were available. (I had heard that they were but I didn't know who)She said that she didn't offer extra's but she knew someone who did. A few minutes…

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Sahara Theater or Imperial Theater in Anaheim

Has anyone seen a girl dance here or at Sahara Theater or Imperial Theater by the name of Ariel? She's in her early 20's hispanic, very nice ass. If anyone has pics of her or knows where i could find…