Strip Club Tour of USA, Help me pick!!!!!!!

19 comments

• giveitayank

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  16 years ago

  Can I come with you??
• shadowcat

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  16 years ago

  You might not get farther than Columbia. My email is getting to be more than I can handle.
• toodw

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  16 years ago

  A quick note, I don't drink. I say that because for this trip I don't really care about $2 beers. Feel free to post it for others. I do typically drink a coke w/lime and I do leave a buck or 2 as a tip. Thanks! Toodw
• minnow

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  16 years ago

  I'm presuming that you're shooting westbound on I20 towards Dallas, then picking up I-10 by way of Houston, or a little East of El Paso. For starters, those are the only 3 worthwhile cities west of Columbia & east of AZ that I can think of on that route.
• Cougar289

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  16 years ago

  It depends on what you’re looking for. If hotter girls weighs higher on your priority than high mileage then the route you’re taking is probably a descent one because I do know Atlanta and Dallas have very hot women and I have never been to Columbia. I have been to most of the major cities of the US and Europe and have been to most of the well known clubs. I’ve lived in Atlanta, Dallas and several cities in California. I have chosen to live in St. Louis because of the clubs. As far as high mileage I have not been to place that compares to East St. Louis in terms of what you get for dollars spent. The laws and how well they are enforced vary so much from state to state. Southern Illinois has very relaxed laws. I have yet to find a club on the east coast or west coast the offers the high mileage you get in East St. Louis (Illinois) for amount spent as a general rule. There are always exceptions. If you want specific details on the clubs here send me a message. If you’re committed to Columbia then you probably will want to catch East St. Louis on another trip. When I didn’t live here I always set my travel plans to take me through St. Louis.
• MisterGuy

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  16 years ago

  Try out Club Fantasies & the Cadillac Lounge in RI. You should like plenty of the clubs in NJ if you like "latin/brazilians". Good luck...
• Clubber

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  16 years ago

  From your "directions", I don't think you'll head very far south. But, if your should, Tootsie's, of course, in Miami.
• WetWilly

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  16 years ago

  I would certainly make it to Tampa, Florida, although it will take some time to get that far south. There are a range of clubs in Tampa which are internationally known, widely and well reviewed on this board. I think the Mons Venus, 2001, and Scarlett's in Tampa are required. Heading west, Treasures in Houston is a true treasure. On the way there is New Orleans. Not a top spot for strip club mileage, but if you have not been to New Orleans you MUST go. Tourism is definitely back, and the clubs are in the historic section of old town. In Phoenix, if you make it here, is great. Christie's, Bourbon Street, and Hi Liters. Then on to Las Vegas for Spearmint Rhino, Deja Vu and Little Darlings for the famous bed dances with nude hotties. Los Angeles, Hawaii Theatre and Spearmint Rhino in LA metro area, a city called City of Industry. Have a great time!
• mgkreb

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  16 years ago

  I would recommend Oasis Goodtimes Emporium in Atlanta, just off the 285 bypass and a straight shot over from Columbia. Afternoons seem to be best. A lot like a sports bar with hot, naked women.
• CarolinaWanderer

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  16 years ago

  For high mileage in NC, SC near I-95 there is The Platinum in Hillsborough, NC, go after 9:00 pm; Sparky's in Fayetteville, go before 5:00 pm and Foxy Ladies/Foxy Video in Darlington, SC, day shift is best. None of these are high class clubs, but are VHM. Mickey's in Fayetteville is highly rated rated, but extras are highly unlikely. I agree with Wetwillie that a side trip through Tampa would be worthwhile, but avoid Orlando.
• Lou_Lou

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  16 years ago

  If your looking for high mileage, Playhouse, and Cheeks tavern in jersey are must stops.
• wildman22

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  16 years ago

  This is challenging since you are not really going through many "high mileage" states. On the east coast route (I-95 south), I suggest the Show n Tell Showbar in Philadelphia. They have private booths (closed doors) and you can negotiate some interesting sessions. Most of the girls are just OK, but a few 7+ girls around. Price varies with beauty. Further south, I like Scores in Baltimore. Contrary to some of the stuff posted, stay away from the "Block". At Scores look up Kayla and Eve. I suggest both at the same time. Pricey, but a great time. There is also a club south of Baltimore called McDougals. Fully nude couch dances by hot women, but the room is open so no privacy. Check out Mia Stone if she is working. There are some great spots in south Florida (West Palm Beach and Ft. Lauderdale) which offer the best beauty/mileage combination in the country, but those are well off of your route. Contrary to some posts on this board, I have yet to have a good time in Atlanta in 4 trips there. Houston and Dallas have really hot girls, but low mileage in most places. I like Rick's in Houston and Baby Dolls in Dallas. I actually prefer a place in Amarillo, but it is on the I-40 route, north of your planned route from the sounds of it. Further west, I like Lil Darlings in Vegas. Ask for Holly. It has been awhile since I have been to LA. I used to like the Spearmint Rhino in Industry, but I would look at some recent reviews. Good luck and enjoy.
• Clubber

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  16 years ago

  I didn't think of it before, but a side trip onto Mexico can get you anything you wish. But also, a lot you may not want.
• Book Guy

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  16 years ago

  Pick cities, not clubs. 1. South Carolina's main hot spots. The Platinum Plus thing ... 2. Tampa. Fly in, hit Mons Venus (no alcohol served, by the way) and 2001 Odyssey, right across the street from one another. Don't bother getting a hotel room, they're within a ten minute cab ride from the airport. 3. Houston. Again, fly in. Get a rental car, travel to Treasures and others on / near the Westheimer strip. (And visit a "massage" or "modeling" studio, or two or six, in the deal.) 4. Vegas. Everyone's got to see it. Use TUSCL to make sure you don't end up at the touristy places where it's all glitz and no jitz, so to speak. Then again, the touristy places are fun for eye-candy. 5. Los Angeles. Something for every level of interest, from brothels to visual aids. 6. San Francisco. Everyone has to visit Mitchell Brothers' O'Farrell Theater at least once in their lives. Again, see a few "therapists" while you're there. 7. St. Louis. EAST St. Louis, to be exact. 8. Toronto. Actually, fly to Toronto or Buffalo, then go to the city of Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. Seductions and Sundowner (literally right next door to each other) are a $5 cab ride from the casinos by the Falls. 9. Montreal. Get a rental car. Go south-by-southeast to Rigeaud and Dorion. Use TUSCL, again, to find the right places. I've deliberately left out Tijuana because it's under the skids and suffering a big crack-down right now. But you could include it as part of the California leg.
• MisterGuy

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  16 years ago

  "Go south-by-southeast to Rigeaud and Dorion." I think you mean Rigaud, QC, and I don't think TUSCL has any clubs listed for there right now. Maybe you mean the "Bar L'Eclipse II" there...never been myself.
• SuperDude

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  16 years ago

  Flight Club in the Detroit area, but that's not on your planned route West.
• Book Guy

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  16 years ago

  MisterGuy: you're in the right area. Plenty of services available in that neighborhood.
• MisterGuy

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  16 years ago

  "Plenty of services available in that neighborhood." There's only one club that I know of in the Rigaud, QC area...as I stated above. Am I missing something??
• Electronman

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  16 years ago

  If you decide to take the northern route, be sure to stop by the Detroit clubs such as Flight Club and Penthouse (both high end) to mid tier Bogart's to lower tier Henry 8 South. The mileage is excellent, certainly much better than that provided by the Detroit automakers.