My ongoing quest to fill the...

My ongoing quest to fill the void left by the closing of the HLDC led me to Flashdancers. Ironically, Flashdancers was one of the first clubs I ever went to in my life. It is the first time I've been back since a wide-eyed naive 20 something walked through those doors. Flash forward to today and a wiser, somewhat jaded 40 something walks into their doors once again. As I paid the cover, I expected a metal detector like the Queens clubs but the foyer was open. I checked my coat and scanned the layout. 20 years of faded memories did not reveal anything familiar. It was smaller than I remember. I don't think they had a sushi bar back then. The place was packed full of suits. The crowd also made it difficult to get a layout. I circled the bar looking for a spot and wound up where I started, I asked for a Bud Light and cringed inside as I was charged $12. I think the bartender was there when the place opened up 25 years ago. I leaned back and nursed my beer. At $12 a pop this beer is going to last me awhile. I scanned the girls. There seemed to be a girl for every guy. All gorgeous, at least 8's to 10's in my opinion, a tall brunette Russian approached me, awkwardly grabbed my hand and introduced herself as Maria. "How about a dance?" Too soon to ask as far as I'm concerned. I come in for the illusion so sell me the fantasy thank you very much. When I declined she very politely said she would be back later. Soon, a tall 5'10" Russian blonde hovered over me. She reminded me of Stacy Keibler. Perhaps that was why I agreed to a dance after only a few lines of chit chat. She also laughed at my jokes. We navigated through the crowd to a dark corner. The seats along the wall are somewhat comfortable but not spacious enough for one to lean back on. Despite that, my blonde gave an awesome lapdance. She responded when my little guy responded by slowly rubbing thigh and hip against me in a seductive manner. I tried to let my hands roam but did not feel actual her chest. Since her chest was pressed up against mine it was awkward for me to try to wedge my hand between us. Although I got the sense that she wouldn't have minded if I were able to. I got three lapdances from her, each dance seemed more intimate than the last. She didn't touch my member over the pants but there really was no need by the way she danced. After the dance I grabbed my precious beer. My spot at the bar was still there. Another Russian blonde, even more gorgeous and with a bigger, non-enhanced chest asked me for a dance. I tried to decline but she said, "Why wait?" That was enough to convince me, the other dancer had warmed me up and I was ready for the main event. We found another dark corner with the AC (it was so crowded in there that it was a good idea to run the AC) blowing over us. It made her hair blow back like I was in some Motley Crue video. Her chest pressed up against mine, they were beyond amazing. She felt me respond and we got into a rhythm. Her hips were extremely talented. I let my hands roam even further this time, I got side boob but not actual nips this time. That was enough though since I only took two lapdances this time. None of the girls pushed for the VIP. Based on the info on TUSCL I didn't plan on going there anyway. However because of the quality of the lapdance I might take someone in there if it ever is in my budget. Bottom line, it was an excellent strip club experience. HLDC went above and beyond the strip club experience but Flashdancers is as good an experience as you can get without spending a ton of money. Worth checking out if you're in the area. I will be back, bring some friends.

Cover $20

Coatcheck $3

Beer $12

5 lapdances $100