Strippers with an eye patch and one wooden leg... Do they give the best lap

I don't know. Never met one. I did fuck a porker my last day in Japan and the snow was falling. I try to keep this forum going. Some times a winner. Some times I fail. I will keep trying. Is anybody into raising tropical fish?

I remember the FLAME wars, but I will pick up the pace.

Aw, does the mindless little faggot parody not have any fun here anymore after we published the algorithm on how to destroy all his troll tactics? Sorry, parody: "All your flames are belong to us". You now the saying though: better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. But since your a fucking retard with no brain, I guess that's not possible for you, huh? Why don't you just run along and go fuck yourself.

Once you've been with a woman who has no legs, you'll never return to a women who HAS legs... lol. Seriously, I've often wondered what it would be like...

That would totally gross me out. It's also been said the once you have had black you can't go back. I can always go back but if there is nothing there what is there to go back to. Legs are to die for.

"after we published the algorithm on how to destroy all his troll tactics?"

LOL...who's "we" and what the hell fantasy world are you living in troll?? Sheesh...talk about delusions of grandeur! Utterly pathetic...

Return of MisterGay. Been busy demonstrating your great respect for whores lately? Or are you cramming for your special ed finals? Hoping to get a brand new hockey helmet for Christmas?

Delusions of grandeur. What a joke. You, parody, and njcsfan are just trolls on a strip club message board. That's it. Not even very good trolls at that. Crushing the three of you was quite literally a cake walk. Not enough of a challenge as I've complained many times before. Delusions of grandeur would involve something significant, don't you think? But you do love your exaggerations don't you?

Back to special ed and spreading whore respect for you, loser!

Ah, the return of the schoolyard taunts and the misogyny. Still can't live down what all those mean kiddies at school called you when you a lil kid eh troll?? Still can't a real, live woman to get within 10 feet of you without paying her?? Too bad...LOL!! The truth really does hurt sooooo bad eh??

"Crushing the three of you was quite literally a cake walk"

...in your own warped mind...LOL! Just more delusions of grandeur there...you ARE always stuck on the same broken record aren't you??

MisterGay: talks very tough. Rides a very short bus.

A stripper with a pegleg is never far from a pole... just sayin'

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ARRRR, pirates looking for booty might think she looks good. I like dancers with all parts attached myself. I like a nice pair of legs.