James Carter has been to clubs...

James Carter has been to clubs all over the world. It hurts that the one closest to my house in Hyde Park is the worst I have ever been to. I will say this, in its defense. Chicago has very strict rules in strip clubs. That being said, you would need to have money to burn and have never been to a real strip club to find this place even remotely enjoyable. A positive when I visited was the BYOB policy. To compensate, they charge a cover so out if whack with most clubs that had I not been in possession of free passes, my disappointment with this place would have resulted in an almost immediate request for a refund. The dancers were OK, at best. OK-looking dancers and a $30 cover charge do not mix. I got a dance from a young lady who was so bad I started laughing in the middle of this $30 dance. There was, as expected in Chicago, limited touching. It was just an awful experience. Nice décor. BYOB reduces the pushy barmaid factor. But $30 to get in. $30 for terrible dances. The security/host was the biggest jerk imagineable.