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Mavericks

Sioux City, Iowa

Good Action, LOTS of pressure

Went in tonight, a Wednesday at 10:30pm. I walked through a metal detector, but there was no bouncer at the door and no cover. Bar was right to the left, straight ahead were some pool…

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Drugged @ Club on Composite Dr in Dallas?

I read 2 Yelp reviews saying a particular strip club made fraudulent charges on their credit card. One guy was charged $36k! I read 1 Yelp review saying this club DRUGGED him & then ran up credit card charges. It…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Reliable as usual. But better from a year ago

Old reliable still reliable. Big parking lot. Big club inside. Sports bar in far back. $20 to get in Friday and sat night. No parking fee. Same Bathroom troll been there since the beginning of…

Suzy Wong's A Go Go

Ban Patong, Thailand

Ass-slapping good time!

This club is nestled in the back of an alley filled with other strip clubs, but it easily stands out as the best. The setup is simple: one small room with a long stage that…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday Playhouse

It is insane how frozen in time the Playhouse is. I’ve been swinging by sporadically for probably 10-15 years and honestly, very little has changed throughout that time. Many of the same dancers…

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, France

Fun and unique experience in Paris

This was a very different experience than in the US. My wife and I went on a Friday evening and had a fantastic time. The front is very unassuming and easy to miss but we…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

DFW leader - mostly Cuban but you already knew that

Rolled into Baby Dolls on a February Saturday afternoon. It was kind of a cloudy rainy afternoon so it might have been a bit more crowded than usual. Still the same $5 cover…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Fine time

First time visiting bucks platinum. Came in with moderate expectations based on the moderate reviews… and my experience met those expectations. Good but not great time and club. Enter and go thru metal detector. Cover was…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Just ok Friday

Stopped in on a Friday. Guess they changed owners. Had been some time ago when they were Deja Vu. Still 25 at the door. Girls really hit or miss. Maybe 2 8s but definitely…

Tijuana

Maiden Voyage Part 2

Drank way too much last not! So let's see how this goes lol HK Walk through: Headed downstairs to HK to start the day full of action. A (see Maiden Voyage part 1) told me how to access the bar in the…

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College towns without strip club?

I'm surprised (or disappointed) at the number of major college towns that seem to lack strip clubs. How are those coeds going to pay for tuition? Ann Arbor (U of Michigan)--- but it it fairly close to Detroit Tallahassee (Florida State)---…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My overall rundown of Outerspace

Been to Outerspace/La Pearl a decent number of times. The club is in a shaky spot but I never had any problems, although around the time I first start coming here there was a shooting…

Las Vegas Strip Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Las Vegas Strip Club, a Las Vegas strip club

Not a lot of reviews on this place, so I decided to bite the bullet. Went in with $500 to see how far that would get me. I little off the strip, and within walking…

Cafe 168

Garden Grove, California

My oh my….

Well. Let me start with the negative. How did it take me so long to find this place ?! If there was a heaven on earth, then this is it. Basically a cafe with naked…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Not horrible, if you know who you want to see there.

First, the cover is way too much for a club with no alcohol and barely any women on a saturday night. The women were mostly hot, but some were way too pushy. I vibed with one lady…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Boring visit

Went to pink pony on a Weds around noon. The parking lot was free and had a quick pat down upon entry. There was no one in the vestibule area before entering the club so…

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Turing test revisited - SkifredoGPT

What would you think if you read the following posted under Skifredo’s handle? Subject: Navigating the Political Circus – A Raccoon’s View Hey fellow trash enthusiasts, Your friendly, well-dressed raccoon here, ready to rummage through the messy dumpster of US politics! And remember,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Lunchtime Again with S at BDD

Well stopped in and paid the $5 cover after parking for free in the large, paved, parking lot. I thought I would enjoy the free lunch buffet even though it was soon scheduled to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

My last visit for a while.

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right.…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Started slow, finished strong

Popped in on a random Monday night around 9pm on my way home. No cover. Boy was it slow and mostly empty. Not many girls working, and not many guest either. Drink prices are fair…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Dude set the club on fire and throws piss at the cops. Yeah Floriduh.

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A Tampa man was accused of setting a strip club on fire and firing a gun inside the building early Wednesday morning. Arvin Solimanpoor, 29, walked into Pink Pony Showgirls and intentionally set it on fire, according…

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The Cloakroom DC club owners were accused of harassment and theft

Oh my! https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dc-strip-club-lawsuit-owners-accused-harassment-stealing-dancers-cash.amp

Christie's Cabaret Tucson

Tucson, Arizona

Not all Christie's are the same.

Located just down the road from the airport, large parking lot seemed safe tucked behind a Subway. This was a Wednesday visit as I was staying near by to fly out in the AM. Before…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Saturday Night at Babydolls

I’ve been to baby dolls a few times. Weekend nights are a bit crazy but it’s also busy during the daytime too; They have a main stage and 6? Other smaller…

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If you polled strippers working today..

Do you think most would be ok with putting themselves out there? Or do you think most would want it to be kept under wraps? More and more I see, I think girls are very proud to be working the pole.…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Underrated club, I love being there

I have been there five times in the last two years, spending between $200 and $450 each time (no cover, about $30 for drinks, about $120 per three-song private dance including tip for 1-3 private…

Tijuana

Maiden Voyage part 1

Alright so @Ronjax2 convinced me to document as I go. Since he has been a huge help to getting me to this point of taking the TJ leap, I will oblige. San Diego: Arrived in SD Monday. Sunny day lot's to experience.…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Songs cut WAY too short!

I was at Knockouts on a Monday during their happy hour time (4-6 pm) and decided to stop into Carl's to check it out for a short time after. I arrived around 5:30 pm. I…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Sunday afternoon

Stopped in a Sunday afternoon. Club is a few miles off of 95, neighborhood is so-so with apartments going up across the street and a few gas stations nearby. $2 to park and a guy…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Missed Opportunity

I was in Salt Lake and had an hour to kill before a flight so I stopped back in to AB. I hadn't been here in about a year and nothing has changed. $7 cover…

Perky Cups

Houston, Texas

Smiles, Ass, and Coffee for the Price of an LD

I used to drop in here pretty regularly a few years ago but stopped bothering since, at the end of the day, you are paying a premium for nothing more than overpriced coffee, a few…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Finally Got a Dance with Aurora

Saw Aurora in Rhino's IG for the longest time and finally decided to take the plunge for a VIP dance. Arrived on a Friday Night. I think most other reviewers have described the ambiance pretty…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Somewhat Strange Night

Went this past Friday night and it seems like the girls are actively not trying to make money or something different is going on. I arrived around 10:30pm. For those that don’t know there is…

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Extra clubs

Any “extra clubs” central NC?

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Intel on Becca?

Has anyone had a dance or a VIP with Becca? If so, how was it and was the VIP worth it? I know she used to work at Sahara, but I never got a VIP with her.

Tijuana

TJ!!!! MECA!!! Maiden voyage

My fellow mongers, I have arrived!!! Let the fun began. Not sure if I will share as I go or once I depart. We will see, just going with the flow! Oh and as luck would have it, bikini contest tonight…

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Tuscl on mobile device

Am I the only one experiencing issues logging in on my mobile device? I can log in on my computer, full functionality. Not on my mobile device. Anyone?

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Why I love prostitution

Women are very complex creatures. Ever since the dawn of ages men have been trying to get sexual access from women. Many succeed but a lot more fail. Especially in this day and age of women having these ridiculous standards…

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Founder, can you fix whitespace?

@founder, I hope you were able to connect with a few other PLs in Vegas last night. If you're not too hungover, do you think you could look at whitespace on the site? Whitespace is currently currently pretty…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Daytime trip

My trips to PO have decreased sisgnificantly. Was around the airport area and decided to pay a visit. General features remain unchanged. No entry fee during daytime upto 7pm. Got my drink as…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse Lounge - Mixed Results

Playhouse Lounge has been reviewed many times. Pink building. Walk in and it takes a minute for eyes to adjust. Paid my $10 cover to bartender and got a water. Once you sit…

Street Smarts

I read numerous reviews where guys have been ripped off at a strip club. However, all of these guys have done some bone headed stuff and acted really naive. Seriously, guys, y'all have to have a bit of street smarts, man. 1. NEVER use a credit card in a strip club. These places are often mafia money laundering operations. It's often run by CRIMINALS. What the heck did you expect...? You expect them to be honest when charging your credit card? Lol. 2. Do NOT allow a girl to immediately start dancing for you because she probably started dancing in the middle of a song. At $20 per song, you wanna get every second that you paid for. Wait until…

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More Tinkering- WTF ?

One of my peeves is reviewers who don't paragraph space. It seems that founder has scrunched up reviews, as none of the reviews (including mine where I originally paragraphed space) now has no spacing. This is the case with both…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

I need practice

This was my first visit to Onyx in the daytime. The club is in a decent area and easy to find. Parking was easy for me at 4 pm on a Monday, but the…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

The Local Smoke Shop

Only had time for one club this time around and I chose Moochies. Parked and headed towards the door where a bouncer patted me down for weapons. Paid a $5 cover and went inside. The…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Post Superbowl Visit

Wind down Sunday night after watching Super Bowl at an eatery: Not too crowded or dead, still had to park in overflow lot just east of club. Security guy wands me, then standard $25 night…

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Experiencing My First Month Of OTC

Quick recap, Met a stripper in the club about 8 months ago. She quickly became my ATF. We kept it in the club for about 6-7 months but I started going frequently and really probably liked her to much. Nothing…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Worthy afternoon stop

Stopped by on a recent Thursday afternoon and it was kinda slow, but it is the afternoon so no surprise there. Certainly no cover at this time and beer…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Great price/experience for a club in LIC and will come back time to time

After having several unsatisfied stops earlier on Thursday and Friday at Show Palace, I finally decided to come to Gallaghers, hoping the finish my NYC trip with a wonderful night, and I did. I arrived…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

First time visiting

I recently visited go go Roma, which offers free entry on Wednesday, if you show their Instagram post, so that was a nice touch to get me through the door. Upon entering, I noticed there…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Not the best

Went in on a Saturday around 10:30 PM, hoping to catch some variety, but the lineup was pretty underwhelming. Club setup is the usual—no nudity on stage technically, but a few dancers push the limits.…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Something I’ve Never Seen Before

I visited Deans Gold on a Wednesday night around 11:00 pm. I paid $5 to park, $20 cover, and $9 for a domestic beer. So I was -$34.00 before I sat down. The club…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Transitioning to Knockouts

Visited today because I really enjoy $10 lap dances on Tuesdays (they also offer this on Sundays, but open only on nights). Having reviewed this establishment a number of times, and visited it many,…

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Masseuses and wait staff...

At every club, there are a set of attractive women who are not dancers. Esp here in So Flo. Waitstaff. Masseuses. Door girls. What has been the experience with these ladies? Any tips on how to navigate these ladies? At…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Rainy days on Mondays …

Vivide was easy to find in an area that seems to be developing. I arrived before 1 pm on a rainy Monday, so parking was not an issue. I had planned to meet…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

what's for lunch?

what's served on ayce lunch? is it good? thanks.

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Found a jewel

Have been to Scarlett’s a number of times over the last couple of years when in the Tampa area. It is in a industrial area east of Ybor. Been there mid-day, early evening, and even…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

what's for lunch?

what do they serve for the ayce lunch. is it good? thanks.

The People Who Get The Most Out Of Strip Clubs

Strip club patrons and strippers are cast by people outside it in a few stock archetypes. The men are romantically inept, sexist, desperate or dangerous. The women are victims, feminazis, needing validation or gyrating through broken hearts and dreams. And those stock archetypes are bullshit. Hardcore clubbers and club staff know that if they’re smart and honest. This little #NoDiddy is about people who are smart and honest. It’s about dancers to an extent but mostly PLs looking for things in the club does provide. The Stock PL Archetype But let’s go into what these stock characters are, what happens to the few that do exist, and the real mindset of most PLs as opposed to the perception. Let’s start with…

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SOFL vs Detroit which is cheaper ?

I really want to visit pompano beach to visit the big 3 (Diamond dolls, booby trap & Porthole) but I live in the Midwest. I want to know which one is best if you’re looking for cheap FS with hotties…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time back in a bit

Went in on Monday to kill some time between meetings. The bar is on a corner in the industrial part of Philly. One thing strange about this bar is that it reeks of cleaning chemicals,…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Quick visit to Lust

I thought I had been here before, but I don’t think I was. Conveniently located along I81 just south of the Maryland border. Pulled into a very full lot, get to the front door and…

Pleasures Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Dive bar feel, slow Sunday night.

Ok so granted Sundays are not a great day to go to a club but it is the day I had. Went due to knowing the bar tender. I get there and it is in…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Upcoming March Madness Tournament

Desire is advertising a "Stripper Madness" promotion to coincide with the NCAA Tourny. In collaboration with Cadillac Lounge and the Foxy Lady, their instagram page says they are selling a pass that is good for all three clubs. Passes can…

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St. Patrick's Day - what are you drinking?

MacAllan is hands down my favorite Scotch. However, it is Scottish, and not suitable for the wearin' o' the Green. I recently discovered Heaven's Door. Their double-barrel bourbon is great straight and even better in an Old Fashioned.…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Nothing special to a fun night!

I stopped by Night Moves last weekend while visiting Bloomington, and it was a solid experience for what it is a no-frills strip club in a college town. As the only spot of its kind…

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NYPD Detective Pulled From Cases Over Playing a Stripper in Music Video

https://www.vice.com/en/article/nypd-detective-pulled-from-cases-over-playing-a-stripper-in-a-rap-video/

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E11even dancers & OTC?

Yo fellas, been making the most of my nights lately and wanted to see how everyone else is doing. Anyone finding good OTC action at E11even in Miami lately? Been hitting up my usual spots and had a couple of…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Not Tonight...

So I don't want to come down too hard on the place because I've had lots of positive experiences here previously. I've been reasonably busy and actually haven't been to a club in a few…

Politics

Trump is going to plunge us into recession...on purpose

The more that Trump's agenda unfolds, the clearer his master plan becomes. He is trying to reshape the U.S. economy. It's audaciously bold and could only be done by someone unconcerned by running for re-election and with the…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

What a Tsunami, I did not last long

Went there a long while ago during a business trip. It was a Tuesday in July. Parking was free, no door charge around 4pm. Inside, there was a stage in den middle of the room with…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Holiday Weekend

It was the President's Day Weekend and I was out and about and decided to drop in to see what a Sunday afternoon looked like.The parking lot was sparse. I got in by using a…

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Feed broken? Line breaks missing from discussion comments?

Is it just me, or does the "feed" link pop up what looks like json? And it looks like line breaks/white space is being trimmed from comments, making things hard to read? I'm using Firefox on Windows, if that matters.

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Tempting temptations

Temptations is a longstanding staple in the kansas city area. The TOTALLY NUDE sign outside is a misnomer as this is not a full nude club and does not serve alcohol. I went around 4pm…

The Pony

Poplar Bluff, Missouri

Unpopular Bluff

Poplar Bluff, MO. Friday night real late. Plenty of parking. Area seems fine to me, not much going on around here. The building looks real unique it's like a big rock facade. Walk in. Guy…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Usually pretty good, string of bad trips recently

After stopping at KOD on a Friday night I decided to try my luck at DTC. Usually here I get good mileage on lap dances and that’s what I was looking for after KOD was…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Chill joint, good mileage for your buck

This was probably the most chill club that I've been to, and that's a good thing. I don't like the super glitzy and flashy places. This place feels pretty secluded, you have to go through…

Club 77

Gatineau, Quebec

Quiet but fun Sunday evening

This place is far from everything, and kind of a hole in the wall. Not fancy at all. But depending on your mood, it can be exactly what you’re looking for. My last visit was on…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Not great, not bad

(Scroll to very bottom paragraph for TL;DR summary) Went on a Thursday afternoon. I had previously said I never wanted to go there again after having a much better experience at Men's Club, but I'm…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

A Snowy Night

I’m a fan of Synn, I’ve been going for several years now. It’s easily the best club in the COI area - maybe in all of SoCal - in my opinion. This visit was a…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Rules?

Was there from 4:30-6:30. Parking $5. Cover $10.Beer $8. Fru-Fru girlie drink $15. Dances $20. VIP $110+$200 and up for 30 minutes. Bar in the middle where most of the 10 customers and 12 dancers congregated. Small…

J.B.'s Place

De Soto, Illinois

JB Pritzker is one fat son of a bitch

De Soto, IL. Friday night. Very rural area not far outside of Carbondale. Nothing else really nearby, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Bar area is to the right and strip club…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

Talent going down hill

I've been here probably 10 times. The last two probably made it my last. The dancer quality at least when I went has gone down hill dramatically. I got very high pressure from the moment I…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Top tier with top service.

Passing through and hit up this club about 6pm on a Tuesday. Required valet for $7 and up the stairs to the club. No cover at 6pm and opted to sit at…

Incognito Gentlemen's Club

Paducah, Kentucky

Friday night in Paducah

Paducah, KY. Friday night. Area seems alright to me, right off of 62. Plenty of parking in the dirt lot. Walk in, guy at the front, checks ID, $10 cover, wrist band and pat down.…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Your favorite dancers/reccomendarjons? ?

I’m gonna be going back to the treasure club next week most likely making it my third visit. I would love to hear some dancers you like the most. I’m an ass man so preferably someone with a nice ass

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Saturday night in Washington Park

Washington Park, IL. Saturday night. Rough area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Right off I-64. You know what I was actually at this club before but it was during Covid, it was dead, and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Washington Park ain't cheap

Washington Park, IL. Saturday night. This side of the river is one of the worst ghettos in America. Matter of fact, also the other side of the river too. Plenty of parking in a big…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Better than last visit

Stopped by Oasis at about 10pm on a recent Wednesday night. Oasis is near the airport in an industrial area across the street from off-airport parking and car dealerships. There is a well lit…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

More fun that I thought

This is my first time hear. Arrived about 7:30pm. When I walked in the door there was no one at the counter so I just walked in. I have no idea what the cover charge…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

AWFUL

Went in here on a monday night with minimal expectation and yet was disappointed. Entry was $10. It's a one drink minimum so I got sparkling water for $10. The place was very empty…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Dallas

Does anyone know if Dallas still works at the club?

Rhonda's Place

St. Louis, Missouri

Help me Rhonda

St. Louis, MO. Saturday evening around like 7 or so. Not far from the airpot. On the end of strip mall, area seems alright to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, no…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

First Time, and Probably Last Time Visit

This was my first time visiting the club. Drove there and found parking in there lot. Went to the door there was a $15 cover charge. Security pats me down and I get a wrist…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Fun night.

Went in, knowing what to expect. I didn’t pay attention to their names. Almost immediately was approached. No google translate was needed (that’s a plus). Went back for a dance ($30) and then off…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

It’s not bad but not great

Went about a week ago on a Saturday night around 9 pm ,walked in looked dead as hell a few other guys where there but there was about 10 others in there .after that…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Back to Full Nude

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHBYMIrN-d3/ Came across this news on their Instagram, so for those of us stuck in the strip club wasteland known as the DMV, we've got a little good news. I think this also just about confirms this was a (bad) management/ownership decision…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Scouting Harrisburg - No Reason to Explore the Savannah Any Longer

For those of you who have never visited Harrisburg, let me help you out by listing all of the good things that Harrisburg has going for it: 1) it's got a big Bass Pro Shops…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

decent place, but nothing worth getting a dance from..

I stopped in here at around 4PM on a Wednesday. The area was actually pretty decent. Seemed like a business park type area and there was a pretty big parking lot in the front…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Sensual Chocolate

Arrived on Saturday at 3:30, and both floors of the club were open. Dirt parking lot still free. (If you drive past the fence, you're in the dirt lot.) $10 door after a quick…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Gave Club 205 a try...disappointed, but will try again

I had never been to Club 205 before, but two of my favorites from other clubs had both picked up a shift or two here and recommended it. So I stopped in one Friday, early…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pretty, Pretty Pretty Good

Went in late morning on a Tuesday - entry was $11 or $16 (I can't remember) and comes with a soda or other non alcoholic drink - the club lay out is pretty well known,…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Pre birthday bleh

My birthday falls on a Monday so I decided to go to pinups since I hadn’t been in a long time. Before I even ordered a drink, I had already paid $20 for parking & $30…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarletts... a great club to visit

Many have reviewed Scarlett's prior. So I will skim anything prior covered, and focus on what I found interesting. Outside... valet parking, $20 Entry...$10 (after 7pm) Inside...I count one large stage, 3 other small stages. The smaller stages…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Nice night to chill

Nothing much has changed at the place. Cover was $30 which included a soda. Still the same chairs around table that have been there for a while. The bathroom set up has changed a bit.…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Good Sunday Visit

Stopped in for a few hours a couple weeks ago on Sunday night. Cover is $10 after 7pm, no license scan for those concerned about it. Layout of the club is the same…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The old faithfull of PH

Went late Monday afternoon, hoping Bella would be available. Bar was not busy and many of the day girls had left. The bar closes at seven in Mondays. Paid my $10 cover for my 2 soft…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

First time here. They should turn down the music a little bit.

It's my first time here. I was in the area. It's located not too far from the main road on 309. Parking lot is OK sized. They are open Tuesdays through Sundays from 3pm-2am,…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Two good nights

I went to Rouge on a Tuesday and Wednesday while in Portland. I had wanted to go to a different spot but this one was a 5 minute walk from where I was staying so…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

COI Rhino - low energy but still good in private

've visited the COI Rhino quite a few times, and like others, noticed the gradual decline in energy. This last time it was really pretty striking - even at 10pm, only a few dancers present…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Endless variety

We Uber’ed to this place and walked right in. $20 cover and $3 mandatory cost check. Once you walk in the bar is on the right side, 2 satellite stages that no one ever was…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Monday Afternoon Delight

This place has been reviewed many times, several by me. I keep going back as the talent I find to be good. The price is reasonable and the girls like to have some fun. This…

Vivid

New York, New York

Fun time at Vivid

Place: Place was quite small for the amount of clientele on a Sunday Night. There are 3 couches where you could get lap dances. One of them is quite large and near the bar, another…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Amazing place for stage dances. Not great for VIP.

I went on a Friday evening, getting there at 10:15 PM. The website said it was $25 to get in, but the door charged me $30 (whatever). When I arrived there was a single dancer…

The Break Room

Fullerton, California

Bikini Bottoms

The Break room Bikini Bar. This is a bikini bar not a strip club. However the girls do often shake some ass. Most of them wear pasties too. Friday night no cover charge but the bouncer…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Bit of a drive, but worth it.

Came in for the wed 80 dollar vip special around 11. 2nd time at this club. Was going to Sahara previously, but it burned down in a fire. Parking wasn’t great, but found a spot…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Old reliable

Arrived and parked in the lot. Not many cars so I was worries. It got in and the talent was what I expected. Sat at the bar and paid my $10 cover and…

Politics

A Take on Trumponomics

Some grudging respect from a Marxist economist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1CdbCsetpw

Front Room

“Too explicit”

I’ve gotten a couple of these on my reviews, but what does it truly mean? I want to give the viewer the exact intel of my experience. Is it too taboo ? Does it play into the factor of America…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Nice place with a good mix of ladies

Nice place overall. The main stage is large with the bar at one the and chairs around the rest. There looked to be a much smaller second stage against the back of the room but…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Saturday scouting

I stopped in on a Saturday early evening, and happily made it through the doors early enough to avoid the $10 cover that kicks in at 7pm. I grabbed a beer from the bar ($8…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Only visit on mondays.

Visited this club on a Sunday. That was a mistake. The club is located in broadway on SF in north China town. Plenty of parking spots available as there are restaurants nearby but can be hard…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Nice club, nobody home

This place hasn’t been reviewed in a while. Location is convenient for me so I have stopped in a few times. Here is the high level: $10 valet ($20 after 8 or 9pm on…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Got the best dance I could have hoped for, will be coming back

Went on Sunday by myself at around 6 PM, $10 cover fee to enter. The club is fairly small, there are only two stages, I imagine it would get quite crowded on nights. I got two…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Dont Waist Your Time

Used to frequent this establishment often. Through the years, this place has gone downhill fast (and that’s being polite.) Never fully recovered from COVID but even before that, as far back as I could remember…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

no room at the inn

same ouside building and parking lot, lot was packed and had a walk a lillet ways form the adjacent lot(should have know it would be a bad night) Entered into the establishemnts and piad the cover…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Wednesday night at Rick's

Came in late on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning since it was a technically a little after midnight. Greeted by doorman as I walked by and led into the club. Did not have to pay…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Devon - QHS

Devon Queen of the Handshake (QHS) Well I have been having an itch to see Leah for the longest time and haven’t been successful. As per my usual routine eat lunch with a couple of…

Bare Cabaret

Austin, Texas

If you like your girls hood then this is your place. Felt like ATL in Austin!

Okay. So if you’ve read one of my reviews you know damn well ima give it to you straight! I’m a veteran who lived long enough to see the day shift at Farley’s in ATL.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

First time back under the new rules - still don't know what it's like.

Arrived at around 10:30. $15 cover $8.50 for hiballs. $20 for all dances. 20+ girls there. First time I'd been there since they changed the rules in the back area. When I arrived, the waitress said…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Saturday with znya

Oasis has been hit or miss mostly the last several years. But it’s close so I still occasionally stop in. It’s near the automall not far from Philadelphia airport and easy to get…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

Nah.

TLDR: $40 Uber from Toronto (one way); $15 Door (scanned ID), $8.75 water (mandatory 1 drink at door), $25 VIP cover with wristband, $20 a song, $10.20 ATM fee. High Mileage, Extras, and Nude on…

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LA 10s

I'll be in LA this week. Which club in LA has the most beautiful girls? I don't care much about mileage, just curious where I can see the most beautiful girls the least clothed. Any recommendations?

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D.C. Go-Go Music

_👽 Hi, I Like Washington D.C. Go-Go Music. I Listened Some Before But Got Away From It For A While. Now, I'm Back At It. I Was In In Da' Mood Swing & Like Pretty Much All Music, So Go-Go…

Tijuana

Adios to Adelita For Good

https://afntijuana.info/informacion_general/160913_anuncian_cierre_del_bar_adelita_denuncian_extorsion_y_acoso_de_competidores Translation: the family that owned Adelita apparently has dropped its efforts to retain the property. That means a new ownership. Curious to see what will happen to the property.

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Sonrisa de Sinaloa

Chicago Club This review will cover a visit to the Chicago Club in La Zona on a Monday night in late February with fellow monger, JustinYoo. Please see accompanying reviews of Hong Kong Club and…

Dos OTCs in TJ vs Stateside Experience

Dos OTCs in TJ This article will cover two OTCs in TJ , one in La Zona and one outside La Zona, as well as a quick comparison to prior OTCs stateside. The 2 TJ OTCs took place during a recent visit to TJ in late February. Please check out my accompanying reviews of Hong Kong club, Bar Tropical and Chicago club during the same visit. Mi Mamasita de Monterey My first of 2 OTCs during this visit took place on a Tuesday evening while staying at Cascadas. I was meeting up with my ATF from Monterey named “Julia”. I had met her during my first visit to La Zona last September and this would be my 2nd OTC…

Tijuana

Ranking Mexican States By Their Chica Production

One of the joys of the Tijuana scene is that chicas come from all over Mexico to work. You're about as likely to meet a Tijuanense bar girl in the Zona Norte as you are to meet a New Yorker…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Day time

Hows the daytime line up during the week?

Tijuana

TJ is Mongering Heaven

Someday, I will give a more in depth discussion. But for now I will say this. Thank you, RonJax2 and Jascoi. TJ is literally my new favorite city. The poverty in the area is the bad part of the experience, but…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Any info on Marie?

Regulars in the club all say she meets outside the club,anyone can confirm?

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allow desert scrub to rejoin tuscl?

If desert scrub were to agree to stop commenting 'Club ad' on reviews I for one would like to see him back. other than stating 'club ad' his observations are quite valid. Too bad that all of his comments got wiped…

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My Uber driver was hilarious.

I haven't been clubbing a lot lately, and last night I closed down the Candy Store after a fairly long absence. I summoned my Uber about fifteen minutes before the club turned the house lights up so I wouldn't have…

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Real or Fake

OK, gotcha. Lol Is this guy real or fake. It’s like he’s doing a SNL skit of Seinfeld’s Jackie Chiles https://youtu.be/NxwmDlrLPBY?si=R-i8ofxPy51MpX3f

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F1hvRj5wpe4 I always thought they just made hunting vests with no sleeves. Apparently, they cut the sleeves off and sell them separately. The sleeves are probably cheap, like dark meat chicken.

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Permanently closed?

I saw this place was labeled permanently closed on Google Map but there is still a review during recent days. Can anyone confirm this place is still open or not? Website is still operation but no one answers the call.

Politics

Trump's blatant corruption

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2XAPvsp/

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Why Icey Hates Us Geezers

His dad welched on the child support: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mSjcOtBW5E

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Can women play the drums?????

https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=karen+carpenter+live+singing+and+drumming&mid=7DB6203E1BDA1CB78BC17DB6203E1BDA1CB78BC1&FORM=VIRE https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=The%20White%20Stripes%20Seven%20Nation%20Army%20Reaction&mid=40907453D2D743163CD940907453D2D743163CD9&ajaxhist=0

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Pinellas Unicorns

Let’s start by saying Oz is my fav place in the world. But it has really fallen off lately. Cubans have completely taken over. Used to have a nice mix of girls and now 95 % Cubanitas. Also a lot…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Any advice for an out of towner?

Been looking through some clubs in an area I'll be traveling. Desire seems like a great place. Any advice for a newcomer to the area? I'm from the West Coast in town for a week. Thank you to anyone who…

Tijuana

Advice for new patrons: Hong Kong is a level 70 club

Recently there's been flurry of activity here on TUSCL from mongers making their maiden voyages to the mecca of Tijuana and to Hong Kong club (also known as the dragon). I'll admit, I love reading new reviews of the dragon. It's…

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Best Stripper/Sex Worker Movies

Since Anora has been a topic a couple of times, what are your fave stripper or other sex worker movies and why?

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What's Your Stage Tip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kYhlicnO54 I guess Ballet is just really advanced stripping where you don't need the Pleasers any more.

PART 2: my personal opinion on influence by Robert C.

The Art of Influence: How Not to Be a Simp in a Strip Club I don’t care how salty you are about a past experience—maybe you got played, maybe you thought she was your second wife (which, bro, break up with the first one first). Either way, if you’re walking into a club and losing control, you’re doing it wrong. This isn’t about running game or some manipulative nonsense. This is just how human nature works. If you carry yourself right, people notice. If you don’t, well… that’s how you end up walking out with an empty wallet and a head full of regret. Here’s what you should be doing instead. --- 1. Reciprocity – “I Give, You Feel Obligated to Return” People instinctively return favors.…

Tijuana

SERIOUS QUESTION: Help me I'm stuck in Phoenix, AZ

I have a passport, so that's not the issue. The issue is that my Dallas flight into Phoenix got delayed. It caused me and several others to arrive late to our next destinations. My next flight was from Phoenix to TJ.…

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Say what you want about these fat chicks but you really get your moneys worth

I mean have you ever got a dance from one of these girls? I mean talk about all out effort. You can basically do whatever the hell you want there just thrilled they sold a dance. A dance which they…

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Tips for Tampa

First time posting, but going to be visiting the Tampa area for the weekend. I know for the most part it’s YMMV, but I was curious if there was a consensus for the best bang for your buck (literally and…

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Icey's big on youtube

https://youtu.be/GvYeudJi_Jk?si=juVYqs6Sp_3I-1FY

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4LFl_hNuTI

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

pixie

Anyone here know Pixie's (white dancer with a pixie cut) schedule or socials?

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Anora: Academy Award winner with good strip club scenes and sex scenesAno

Anora won an Academy Award for Best Picture and the female lead, Mikey Madison, won best actress. It is a model day Cinderella story but, in this case, Cinderella is a stripper/sex worker and Prince Charming is a douche…

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[OT]: “”Unbelievable” TV Series

If you’re like me, I’m always struggling to find a great new TV series to watch. I have pretty high standards (like I do for strippers) and the well is running dry. Quite by accident I discovered the…

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Progressive Politicians Stealing

Mayor Michelle "shame on you" Wu is the epitome of a progressive. From her racist singling out ofItalian restaurants for fees charged to no one else, to her no whites allowed Christmas party I thought we had seen the worst…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Hot Asian Dancer: Emola

In my latest, review I mentioned Emola, a hot Asian dancer. She got pretty wild on stage. Wished she was available for an LD or VIP. Anyone knows what her work schedule is like? Hoping to get a dance with her on…