I Had Low Expectations And Was Not Disappointed

Going in I knew this place was a dive based upon other reviews here, and when I entered I was not disappointed. It’s a local dive bar with chubby to fat women who should not be parading around in what little clothing they were wearing. I arrived in midafternoon, and there was no cover. Because I was driving I didn’t have any alcohol, but it appears that this is a full bar. My Coke was reasonably priced at $2.50. The place is dark and dingy. If there’s a stage it is well hidden, and I saw no one there using it.

There were at least 10 women there both white chicks and WOC, and I would be generous in calling the best of them a five. Very generous. There was one girl wandering around with boobs so large that each could have filled one of those contractor buckets. They were so large they managed to hang over her enormous guy all the way to her waistline. Others weren’t quite as bad, but to a one they were all sloppy and not even remotely attractive. The one girl who might have been a five was locked down by what appeared to be a regular.

At least the dollar parade was nonexistent. A few approached, but I waved them off after a brief chat so as not to waste their time. That’s only fair. I have no idea about VIP because there wasn’t anyone there I would touch with Icey’s dick.