My Faith Has Been Restored!

My last two visits to The St. James (a.k.a. “The Church”) were both a total waste of time. Although I had long said that the Church featured the best looking dancers in metro Houston, my last two visits were totally lacking in religious inspiration. As usual, there were plenty of dancers in The St. James, but on my last two visits NONE of them inspired me to reach for my wallet.

I don’t think there were any women present who rated more than 625 mh on my last two visits and most of them were 500 mh or less.

It is highly unusual for The Church to be so poor at eliciting religious inspiration.