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Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
1 yr ago · 1 min read
Sometimes this lion is amazed that you damn dirty apes ever went to the frickin’ moon. I mean really, look at Katy Perry’s new spacesuit:
How is that practical? I mean really, if she wanted to make the spacesuit out of transparent material that would be one thing, but any good spacesuit should hold air. I don’t think that spacesuit is going to work for an EVA. ROAR!!!
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A wise PL once told me, "Remember, no matter how good she looks, there some dude who's sick of her shit."
In her case, it's Russell Brand, who said of his marriage to her, "When I got divorced, I considered becoming a monk. When you're a monk, you're not allowed to have sex with anyone. When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different. I'd be having sex (with her) thinking, 'Think of anyone, anyone else.' "
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Rod Ape, to be fair to Ms. Perry, I’m sure that the thought going through her head while fucking Russell Brand was “I’m fucking Russell Brand…what has gone wrong in my life that I’m fucking this douche?”
I mean really, Brand isn’t a “constantly posts political shit in the front room of a strip club discussion board” kind of douche, but he’s definitely a douche. We all know that the douche hierarchy is:
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