1 yr ago · 1 min read
Sometimes this lion is amazed that you damn dirty apes ever went to the frickin’ moon. I mean really, look at Katy Perry’s new spacesuit:
How is that practical? I mean really, if she wanted to make the spacesuit out of transparent material that would be one thing, but any good spacesuit should hold air. I don’t think that spacesuit is going to work for an EVA. ROAR!!!
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@apieceofsausage you astutely pointed out that @Skifredo’s 36 years of marriage can’t be that good because he posts on here obsessively about being a demented strip club hound. I don’t know how much you know about Fredo, but what you must…
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Skifredo is angry that there are big ‘n heavy hairless apes in the frickin’ NFL. What’s gonna be his next beef with the world? Water too wet? Jack is too delightful? His mommy endangered him by letting him cross the frickin’…
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Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel from his…
I like hero hair, her bikini with the yellow stars and her shoes 👠 :D
The new design is very difficult to read
My eyes my eyes It was perfect yesterday Why????
I'm not seeing how to sort listings by latest review, overall rating, etc. with the new version of the site. Have we lost that ability, or am I just missing it? The new version of the site looks very slick,
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A wise PL once told me, "Remember, no matter how good she looks, there some dude who's sick of her shit."
In her case, it's Russell Brand, who said of his marriage to her, "When I got divorced, I considered becoming a monk. When you're a monk, you're not allowed to have sex with anyone. When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different. I'd be having sex (with her) thinking, 'Think of anyone, anyone else.' "
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Rod Ape, to be fair to Ms. Perry, I’m sure that the thought going through her head while fucking Russell Brand was “I’m fucking Russell Brand…what has gone wrong in my life that I’m fucking this douche?”
I mean really, Brand isn’t a “constantly posts political shit in the front room of a strip club discussion board” kind of douche, but he’s definitely a douche. We all know that the douche hierarchy is:
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