Tourist Visits First Vegas Club

First time ever writing a review, but I come on here enough that I should give back. I’m not from Vegas and this was my first Vegas club. Palomino is a fully nude club located north of downtown Vegas on Las Vegas boulevard across from Jerry’s Nugget Casino. Sidewalk outside was well lit and I didn’t feel it was a particularly dangerous part of town. I ended up parking at Jerry’s and walking across but it looked like valet was available. Entering the club you find a security guard, metal detector, and cashier to pay the cover. Cover was $40 and that got you 2 drink tickets as well. After the cover you enter into the club that starts with a hallway. Immediately on the left is the bathroom. On the right is a handful of tables and booths with a small stage. There were about 6-8 chairs around the small stage. This was empty when I showed up at 9pm but by 11pm was full and had a dancer working the stage. They referred to this as the “vip” stage but it wasn’t really closed off. You could easily stand back from the rail and watch. I didn’t bother to try investigating further. Walking forward brings you past the “VIP” stairs to the second story and into the main room. The main stage is a little to the right and has 2 poles and about 20 seats around the rail. Turn hard left and you will pass the atm on the way to the bar. Bar had probably 10 seats and one bartender. Between the bar and main area is a waist high wall with 5 high top tables. My biggest negative about the club is the lack of seating. When I showed up at 9pm there were 2 empty seats on the rail of the main stage. All the bar seats and high top tables were taken. Now there are plenty of tables and booths but all of them were reserved. Unless you want to pay for a table with some bottles you will probably be standing around against the wall or you need to show up early. I went up to the bartender and started cashing in my 2 free drink tickets. I stuck with beer and they had about 5 taps of your usual stuff like blue moon, Coors, and Pacifico. I had 5 Pacifico total and it was $10 per 12 oz, a little pricey in my opinion. Before I could grab some singles and make my way to the only available seat at the rail of the main stage I was approached multiple times by dancers looking to make some cash. I’m sorry to say but I’m terrible with names so I can’t give much name specific feedback. First was a duo of girls that I saw running around the club all night offering duo dances. Pretty blonde that looked mid 20s with B cups and a nice body and a mid to late 30s with C cup fake tits and a pretty face. I turned them down for the dance as I wanted to get settled in. Over the next 15-20 minutes I was approached by 7-8 more girls of various looks. I will say all of the women here are attractive. I didn’t see any “supermodel” looks but there was nobody that I would call below average. Most were pretty and some were really good looking and 100% my type. With the amount of dancers (looked to be 25-30 working) you could find someone that caught your eyes. Every race, every body type, every hair color, tattoos and piercings, no tattoos or piercings, etc. One thing I did like is most of the girls didn’t appear to have work done. A few had fake tits but 95% of them were all natural and fit. If you like them a little thicker or a big ass that might be one area with not a lot to offer, but again you would be picking between 2-3 girls instead of 6-8. I turn all of them down for now as I want to get comfortable and have my beer. None of them were pushy or trying pressure tactics. If you said no they were understanding and thanked you for the talk. I settle into a chair on the main stage rail and do my standard $5 throw per dancer as a rail sitter. Typical dancing stuff from the girls. Some of them were lazily moving around and rolling on the ground. A few would spin around the pole and do the cool moves and things. 2 songs per dancer. 1st song the top comes off. 2nd song the bottoms come off. Throw a few bucks and they will give you a little show and let you see everything. No physical interaction on the main stage though. No tucking a dollar into the thong. No dancer would stick a leg out over the edge or slide in real close to give you a view. Nothing at all like that. Very standard and, admittedly, a little boring. Now that did not seem to apply for the whole club. After chilling through 8 or so dancers and throwing $40 total I headed to the bar for a drink. The bar was pretty packed with guys sitting around and dancers hanging out. While waiting for space to order a drink I was standing in a dark corner off of the side of the bar contemplating getting a lap dance. I was approached by a white brunette with a nice ass. She was, in my opinion, not sober. Oh and those duo girls I mentioned before? I don’t think they were sober either. It wasn’t super noticeable unless you’ve done a fair share of things and can spot it, but they were a little off. Again they didn’t have a druggie look but I was a little suspicious. So anyways she does the sales pitch about getting a dance, says it will be “worth my while” and slips her hands down my pants for a second and grabs my dick. Just very brief and lowkey but I was a little surprised. Well I didn’t ask about extras or anything but I got the vibe certain individuals were willing. My first dance was with a white brunette with lots of tattoos who had caught my eye. Pretty girl with B cups, standing probably 5’5”, in black lingerie and round glasses. It was $100 for 3 songs, $150 for 15 minutes, $250 for 30 mins. etc. Again pricy in my opinion but it’s Vegas. I went for the 3 songs. We head upstairs to the VIP area. Upstairs to the left is the dancing booths. Small leather booth with a blackout curtain for privacy. There was a worker up there to confirm payment and probably keep order. Upstairs to the right is another stage and seating, but this was completely empty. I’m assuming this would be for dropping thousands to have a mini strip club to yourself. Past the private stage on the right side is another room with more booths for dances. For my dance she didn’t give any rules or anything but when I touched her leg she repositioned herself so I wouldn’t be touching her. I took it as a sign to keep the hands at my side. I did find it odd though that she asked me twice if I was a cop. In fact I had multiple dancers say I look like a cop, and admittedly I do. The dance was good though. Even with my hands at my side she was freely grinding all over me and touching me. Plenty of bending over and she would occasionally lay on her back next to me and spread her legs and rub her pussy. After the first dance I grabbed a drink and watched the stage from a distance. I finished my beer and as I was about to leave I was approached by an very cute Asian (Viet) in a cheerleader outfit. She was slender with A cups and a little ass. She asked me for a dance and I said sure why not. I went for another 3 song dance. I was pretty happy I did and even thought about more. We get to the booth and she says she has 3 rules: no licking or kissing, no touching the pussy, no spreading the ass cheeks. Everything else was fine. Lots of contact from her. Obviously lots of touching from me. We chatted a bit during the dance as well. Admittedly I was getting pretty turned on and when she could “feel” my excitement she wasn’t holding back. Lots of grinding with her ass and “focused” attention shall we say. After that I left and headed back to my hotel room.

Overall I would come back here. Yes it is pricy. Yes the seating sucked imo. Those are really my only two complaints. It’s full nudity which is nice. The women all look good and are fit. Depending on the right dancer and being a good judge I think there’s a lot of mileage in VIP. Wouldn’t be surprised if you could get extras but that’s not really my thing.