Saturday Night
After striking out at a couple of spots prior to stopping here , I decided to see what else was open and decided to try fifth Avenue for the first time. I walked in around 2-2:30am no cover. It seemed like they were pretty close to closing as it was dead. I ordered a beer for myself and while drinking that beer, I was approached by what appear to be a Dominican or Brazilian woman in their 40s. I don’t know if any of you are familiar with the personnel that works at this place, but I was approached by a woman named Jennifer. She had long dark hair a huge ass and was in really good shape. I had a lot of drinks and I just wanted some entertainment before I went home. Anyway, I buy her a drink. I really can’t remember what she had or how much it cost, but she quickly offered me a dance now we did not negotiate prices but based off reviews, I just decided to go with it anyway. After agreeing to a dance, I see the bartender and elderly woman who may be the owner hand her a bottle of oil and she guides me into a room, which looks like the locker room or the changing room for the dancers. She gives me a short dance, lets me feel up on her ass and tells me that it’s not fake. The shape came from working out. Fast-forward, she asked me if “ im ready” to which I replied “sure”. Again I had a ton of drinks that night and I was also stoned so I was really with whatever. She proceeds to tell me to take off my shorts and sit on the chair at this time. I’m just sitting there with a hard on and she puts on the cover. I gave.1.0 for the dance and .4 for the house. I was not able to finish. I probably spent 10 minutes in the in the room before calling the quits because I felt like it was it wasn’t happening maybe without those drinks in me I’ll be able to leave more satisfied. I asked her if she meets out of the club but said no and can only be seen here on Saturdays starting at 9pm.
I got changed and left. It was a quick visit But I was pleased with the straightforwardness as it did remind me of the old El Cabaret.
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