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Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Expectations weren’t high on a weeknight

I figured this club wasn’t going to be too busy or stimulating on a Tuesday evening, but because the location was so convenient near the highway, it was worth a try. It turns out that…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

A helping pair

Upon knowing work would take me up to the northeast, I called in and found my favorite brazilian regular was supposed to be on shift. With visions of bouncing curves dancing in my head, I…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Was whatever, but maybe Portland clubs have spoiled me

Went in at around 9pm on a Saturday. Parking lot had some nice cars. Wasn’t too busy but there were about 10 dudes inside. It’s not a super huge club. Cover was $20 with 2…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

The Memphis Corporate Club. Decent product but overpriced.

I stopped by the Pony Memphis on a Thursday about 10 pm. When I arrived at the club it seemed that the parking lot was fuller than on my previous visits. But…

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NJ Clubs No LD

Are there any clubs in New Jersey where there are no lap dances or VIP rooms just strictly stage shows? Also, are these places topless, nude or bikini bars?

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

May not be totally dead

Put in as both review and discussion as a bit of both. This place may not be totally dead yet. The owners are trying to open it back up or so it seems. A few weeks ago one of the…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Dinero?

A few months back there was a dancer here that I am pretty sure went by the name Dinero. Tried to see if I could get any info on her, but I can't seem to find her on the One…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

A pleasant afternoon at the Bishop's house

So this was my first visit to one of the low end clubs in Bridgeport (I went to one of the other ones, Pleasant Moments during my last visit to CT). This is a…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Fondling in public and no one cared

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon and saw approx. 10 dancers working. Doorman was friendly and inviting and there were less than 10 patrons so it felt like I had the bar to myself.…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Sure, I’ll Play!

Off of Federal Blvd (287) a little North of Denver, there’s a well-lit parking lot to the side. Enter in the front door - the cover charge is posted on a sign and increases as the…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Oops! All Spinners

Headed over to Sins after a truly jarring experience at Doll House. A dancer somehow recognized me from TUSCL and flipped the fuck out on me. She even went as far as bitching to my…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

BT's ain't bad

This place is not really big. It is well-lit. The Saturday night I went, it wasn't crowded, but free seating at the bar was pretty limited. I was approached by the girl I ended up…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Club busted by HSI. 41 taken into custody.

https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/hsi-led-operation-targeting-criminal-sex-trafficking-dallas-area-strip-club-results

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Be Very Prepared to Spend Some Cash if You Want to Play

I showed up after midnight and was let in for $20. I had gone through the website prior and got the "discounted admission" prior to going. I suggest doing that for the out…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

End of night sometimes pays.

I got into town late after driving from Chicago. Checked into my hotel and then headed to Dream Girls to unwind from the drive. Took an Uber so I didn't have to worry about…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Dead on Friday and Saturday night

This is a summary from multiple visits on Friday and Saturday night after midnight. On both occasions, the club was almost dead. On Friday, there was at least a dancer on stage, on Saturday, no…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Pink dress?

Who’s the hot young dancer, with long blonde hair and a short pink dress in the club Tuesday afternoon? Never seen her before. Any intel is appreciated

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Decent Visit

I was in town so I stopped in about 2 weeks ago on a Saturday night around 7pm or so. Admission was $10 which is down from the $15 I remember paying last…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

An Institution

Made the trek down Route 130 from Central Jersey in a mix of anticipation and anxiety, per usual. Made the turn quickly into the parking lot of this pink establishment as some middle-aged lady…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Talk of the town is no where close to what it used to be a year ago

Went in right when they opened, 7PM, May 2025 on a Sunday. Got my arm stamped with that invisible flashlight ink-lasts 24 hours, lets you bounce in and out. Entry thirty-five bucks(out of state), body…

Lipstix Gentlemen's Club

Deer Park, New York

Frugality is a talent

This spot is located around several small industries. Can't miss it. It's the only spot with lights. I walk to the side of the door and get stopped by the bouncer, seated in the…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

G2K Still Business As Usual

Used to be a regular pre-covid, but since, my visits are very sporadic and when I do, it’s always during the day shift, which can be very hit or miss. I won’t give a detailed review…

Politics

Quantico meeting

I heard this meeting was great! A coast guard guy and a figurehead with no combat experience laid out some SERIOUS business that could only be handled face to face. Amazing show of command and control, thus INCREASING…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

"S-more" good times

Across from John's Nugget Casino surrounded by a gravel parking lot on the Nugget side and paved on the other. I arrived around 9:00, paid the $5 cover, and walked straight in and headed to…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Last weekend in September

Was bored on a Saturday night so decided to go to Paradise to check out Ximena. She used to go by Mara. After doing a couple of regular laps with her previously where she really…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Gave Jenny another shot

I have been to this place more times than I can count over the last 20 years. The details that everybody is familiar with: club is a small pink building on Route 130 in…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Fun place, hot dancers.

Traveling this week and checked out goodguys on Monday night. I ubered there about 10:30pm. Decent location, I wouldn't hang outside very long personally. Walking in the bouncer greeted me and scanned my ID. No cover…

Politics

Schumer's take

Let's see what Chuck U Schumer thinks of modern politics: https://tinyurl.com/ywaxwvv5

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Giants game and surprise MILF

I stopped in Sunday afternoon to catch a little of the Giants game. Even more surprising than the Giants winning was who I saw dancing on stage. More later First the layout - fairly large stage…

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How many people do you think read the board but don't post?

I notice if you post something that is right up someone's alley, despite not hearing from them for months or years, you might see them chime in less than 2 seconds. What it is that? But what about those who…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Saturday Night - A good girl!

Been here a few times mostly during the week. But had a free Saturday afternoon/evening and figured I’d see what was happening at MG2. Most have described the place. But easy front door entrance. A…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Great place, not sure how it stays in business

This was my second visit to kappa. The club is is way out in the sticks, you think you’re lost in the cornfields, but then there it is. Large parking lot, seems safe. There…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not for everyone, but had fun

I really liked the dance I got, but hardcore mongers will be disappointed. First, the place seems safe enough if you just park across the street (paid parking) and head up the stairs to the club.…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

This place has gotten more fun, day shift especially

It's been years since I was here. Used to be my favorite night time spot in town when I was young and dumb and full of... But it was usually a waste and while there…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Great food

This is my third time to Atlantis. Valet parking is mandatory, even if you park your own car. The first time was on a weekday and the "valet" told me it was $10 to park…

Desire

Baltimore, Maryland

Desire Denied: A Night of Flat Vibes and Awkward Energy

After years of popping into Desire, I think the flame has officially fizzled. I rolled up around 8:30pm, expecting the usual energy, but the place was practically a ghost town—just three dancers on deck. Slow…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

A slow Wednesday, but fun for an hour

Deja Vu is a full nude club. It's surrounded by other strip clubs on the street and in the area. It feels like it's trying, despite the competition. I arrived on a Wednesday night,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Andrea for the win

I’ll start with the requirements so you can skip to the next paragraph. The pink palace lays on Rt 130 just passed the car dealership. I’ve learned to keep my sunglasses on after I walk…

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Alyssa...God, I Miss That Woman

For those that know and have experienced Alyssa over the years when she was working in COI, they know... Alyssa was the girl of my dreams. I am so physically attracted to that girl, it's unbelievable. For a short little shit…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dark and Dreary Daytime

I was in Phikadelphia on early afternoon on a Friday having a business meeting and I decided to head over to Delilahs to waste a couple of hours before meeting up with friends for…

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Smash or Pass?

I like her hair, her crop top and her mini pleated skirt, and her moves. :D

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Canada may be slipping

Sundowner in the late 90's was a Mecca or an oasis for travelers up to Canada from NY. As a 19 year old it was the perfect first stop before a night out trying to…

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Smash or Pass? (GO-GO Dancer Saigon, Vietnam 🇻🇳 1973)

I like her hair and her bikini with the fringe and chains and her dance moves. :D

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Possibly the Chillest Club in Tijuana

In my experience, this is the chillest club in Tijuana. The girls are friendly and have more of an artsy, college girl vibe than most places. The music sounds great, and is not too loud.…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Intel on Eileen

I am looking to find out some intel on a middle aged thick Dominican stripper at The Harem that goes by the name of Eileen, Aylin, Ayleen, Hayleen, I-Lean, EyeLean or however the fuck you spell it. Big tits, dark…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

One of the best non extras clubs!

I visited with limited expectations but was pleasantly surprised. You can say what you want about this club but it was consistently good through the Friday and Saturday nights I visited. Neighborhood is…

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Visiting each and every strip club of the world!!

I bet this would be a guinness world record. What would it take? How many years ? How much would budget? Where would you start? Any other thoughts fellow perverts?

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Free Drink Follies

I went here with a friend because he was disappointed after starting the evening down the street at Cheerleaders (which was depressing to say the least). We went on a Monday night and I remembered that…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Drinks cheap....Dances cost your left kidney

Its about a 10-15 minute drive outside Normal, IL, where I was staying. You pull up to the place and it is a building tucked away from the road, looks like a metal machine shed.…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

One of those nights I guess

Went on a Saturday night with a friend. The parking lot has got some deep holes so it can be a bit treacherous for your wheels or your ankles especially at night and you have…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great day,...and I'm pissed off about it!

I came into town and was able to clear my schedule to have a long, relaxing sesh at BBD. I figured I could go in, do some long-term reconnaissance over the course of the…

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The lodge late afternoon

I've been searching through reviews but couldn't get a really good handle on what I might expect on a mid week (Tuesday) late afternoon (4ish) trip to The Lodge. I'm going to be back in town for business and…

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She wanted a $60 tip for BBJ

You know what I did when she asked for a $60 tip for a BBJ? After I said a polite, definite "no"? I let my dick go soft. I looked her in the eye, focused on something else, and let…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Rise & Shine

After returning from a marathon business trip, I needed a way to relax and relieve stress. A visit to Pandoras always does the trick. I reached out to one of my favs who said I’ll…

The Go Go Club

Belleville, Ontario

The Only Game in Town.

Was in Belleville for the weekend, went to Go Go on Friday and Saturday around 11pm both night. Small club, main area is a big square with a stage in the middle and seating around the…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Crowded but enjoyable

I visited on back to back Fri and Sat evenings while in town for a bourbon festival with the boys. We dropped in around midnight both nights. This is a really cool place - classy…

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8.75 Million Lap Dances

That should be her sentence instead of prison: https://apnews.com/article/charlie-javice-sentencing-fraud-jp-morgan-238cb9a218265f7fd9bea54b06eae9b7

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Slow day, still a good club

Slow day This is one of my two favorite clubs in the Valley (the other one being Hi Liter). Typically Bourbon Streegt has hotter chicks and more of a relaxed vibe. There is no ID scan,…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

Slow Monday open, but worth the visit.

Let me start by saying I haven’t been to a strip club in over 20 years. Started reading reviews here and have been curious and wanted to go check some places out. Most of my…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Better than Indy but not as good as in the old days

I was in Indy on business for the first time in more than 10 years. Indy used to have incredible clubs but has really gone downhill. I had always been impressed with…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Back To Clancy's and It's Getting Crowded

Now that I have been to this spot a couple of times, I wanted to throw down a couple of more thoughts. ### The Location It is important to state this again, Clancy's is unmarked and in…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

My first experience in SoFL and it was amazing

This was my first visit to a southern Florida club. I found it to be quite an experience to remember. I went on a weekday evening at about 9. The location looked quite safe and they…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Visiting in the morning?

Newbie here, I’ve never been and don’t really ever have an opportunity to go in the evening however a window opened up to visit HK but it would have to be sometime between 8am-2pm. Is it even worth visiting and…

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Need a price quote

from nicespice and NinaBambina. What would you charge to do this OTC? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qy1QZyxTQM

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Meh lineup but the VIP hit the spot

BTs was my final stop on a day of club hopping in the Detroit suburbs. I arrived around 7:30pm after having dinner in Dearborn Heights. From part experience the food at BTs is pretty good…

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Hotties for Hire? The lack of? (Lazy Rant)

I’ve only been going to strip clubs for about 8 months at this point (I will add very frequently, more reviews coming soon), but even in that short window I’ve noticed something: the lineups just aren’t what they could be.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday at Kittens

Went in on a Friday night on a whim and really glad I did. Location was easy to find but parking was a bit of a hassle (parking lot is quite small so you may…

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Seperated / Divorced celebration!

Time for a party!!! I've been separated for 14 years. and divorced for 11 years!!! Only negative is the continued spousal support and medical bills that I got to pay for my ex.

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Austin Updated Recs

Recommendations for Austin clubs in 2025? Not looking for FS, but more mileage than standard vanilla dances and enough English speaking girls if possible. Going with wife, we're just looking for private room fun with good-looking dancers. Thanks!

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Good enough for a quick visit

Place has become my go to spot when I’m in ATL as it is close to a client I need to visit. Parking was $5 to the attendant, followed by a light pat down.…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Nite moves, nothing special

Went to nite moves on a Saturday night with a buddy after a reunion. It is right off the highway out of Troy into Latham. At night they have a large sign that is hard…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Feedback on Club

Thinking about visiting this place soon but looking for intel or feedback on a couple of things. 1. Are there lap dances and private/VIP rooms here? 2. Is this an extras club like some of the others in the area?…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

How to ask atf odd question

is Vee an actual midget ? She is my atf (all time fave . .) but I don’t have it in me to ask her I don’t want to come off rude

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

VIP Prices at Titillations and Taboo in NJ

At Titillations and Taboo in NJ, what is the next option after $20? Is it possible to get some higher-level dances for around $150? Or does the VIP only start at $300+?

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There is a shortage of male porn actors. Wanna sign up?

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/28/a-shortage-male-porn-stars-this-takes-sign-24247733/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Dream Girls

Fort Mohave, Arizona

sinclair's Review

Dream Girls is a white stucco building on the east side of Arizona 95. I went to Dream Girls at 22:00 on a Thursday and at 22:45 on a Friday. The cover charge was always…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Total Chub Club

Cheetah Hallandale has been my “go to” club for years. I have definitely had more good experiences than bad, but lately the girls have just gotten too fat and aggressive for my liking, and I…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Great time, tons of dancers

I walk in on a Friday afternoon about 5pm. The place was lively. I didn't count, but there had to be 40-50 dancers working at this time. There were a few…

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Spoiled ATF’s

I had an experience recently that made me think more deeply about the unspoken expectations that can develop between dancers and regular customers. There's a dancer I regularly spend time with — I usually get dances from her and often…

Politics

“I will never forgive Trump for making me watch Jimmy Kimmel.”

Title says it all.

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Fool Me Once...

I found myself back in Minnesota three weeks ago for the second time in as many months due to a work trip. I swore I wouldn’t come back to this club after my previous (first…

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Being a “regular”

How often do you go to a club, or get dances with a girl, before you’re a regular? Once weekly? Once monthly? The door guy remembers your name?

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Busy Friday at Criket

Went into Criket later in the afternoon on a Friday. The club was busy - most of the booths were taken, just about every seat at the bar occupied and the majority of the…

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Female celebrity stripper lookalikes

If you went to a strip club, which female celebrity lookalike stripper would you like to be there so you could buy lap dances from her? My all time favorite regular called herself Fiona because the day she started at…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

The End Of An Era

Anyone who knows me or who has read my previous review of this club, knows that for some depraved reason I love to start or end (sometimes even both) my weekend nights here at CB…

Hoops

New York, New York

Meh, not worth it

Popped in early evening in the middle of the week. At the time there was no cover and they were running a happy hour special on drinks - $6 draft beer, however the bar tender…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Disappointing Friday Afternoon

Hadn’t been there in 2 years. A guy next to me said its changed. Girls were not what I remember. Only about 8 to 10 there for day shift. Girls were white and mostly larger…

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, California

Most disappointing location I’ve visited

This place is located in downtown San Jose. Street parking is generally hard to find but there are plenty of parking garages about a block or two away. Visited on a Thursday night around 10:30PM. They…

Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant

Broussard, Louisiana

Michaels on a Friday, better than expected

I was in town for work so I went to Michael's on a Friday night, it was earlier than normal - around 9pm, and I didn't stay to long to see how crowded it would…

Red Rose

Austin, Texas

Dancer quality is low now. New beer garden!

Went at 4PM. Plenty of free parking in their hilly parking lot. $10 cover. After entering bar is to the right and stages and seating to the left. A few barstools in the middle area.…

Forbidden Fantasies

Titusville, Pennsylvania

New owner try outs, still construction

So as mentioned in another review this place is under new ownership from previous owners. Noted it is in the middle of nowhere down a long road you make a right and the sign is the…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Another Visit

So I have gone to this place several times on several different nights and I must say my experience there has been rather consistent. I have noticed a difference which I will get to after…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Another enjoyable afternoon

Place (basic): It’s more like a bar than a club with a main room with a stage, tables, a bar, and a raised area with tables. Dance and VIP areas are on the left. VIP…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Nice clean club but I chose poorly

Has been described multiple times but I will start with the top things to keep in mind. This place does has no alcohol and is pretty much dead when it opens it starts picking up…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

Decent time - Won't run back

Arrived at the club about 6:30 am as the last stop on a Miami binge. Still mad that I paid $60 to get in at the time but at this point my brain was on…

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Big 3 Pompano Clubs in One Night?

I'm heading to Miami with some friends for a few nights! We usually hit up Tootsies for extras and Scarlett's for a mix and hotter dancers. This year, I'm thinking about checking out the top three clubs in Pompano Beach…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First time at Bourbon St

First time at this (legendary?) club. I was in Phoenix for work and decided to check it out. When you roll up there is a weird automatic door that threw me off and then at…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PHL - Air dances have arrived really?

The basics - Nothing have changed, same building, easy parking, off highway, safe visible location, free entry before 5pm with two drinks minimum and dances costs $30. I visited late afternoon / early evening on…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Insane value $10 table dances with hot Cubanas. Viva la Cuba. And am I in love?

I'm going to start from the end as it was the best encounter of the night for me. I was basically done for the night (happily so) and was just finishing off my Budweiser when…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

$20 cover weekday early afternoon--no way

This is less a review than an FYI on cover charge. I hadn't been to BE in ages so I stopped by on a Thursday at 1pm. The places opens at 11 so…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Another day another dollar parade

To satisfy everyone that wants to know the club is in a pretty safe area of Patterson. There is plenty of parking which is nice as there is a long strip of spots right to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi Liter never disappoints!

Hit up Hi Liter today just after lunch. No cover charge during day. Was expecting to have to scan my ID and pleasantly surprised that I was just shown to a table. ID…

Baby Dolls

Abilene, Texas

Almost empty on a Tuesday night, but high mileage dance is a plus.

Came upon this place almost by mistake when driving back from a trip...took the exit off the highway by mistake not really looking for a club and it was just on the ramp returning to…

Candyland

Memphis, Tennessee

A decent lower-cost option in Memphis

After about a year of visiting other clubs, I decided to give Candyland a try again. They have continued to make some improvements to the physical club inside. Now they actually have decent…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Never again

Showed up on a Thursday around 8pm. No cover and was able to walk right in after security padded me down. Big long pole dancing area with 3 poles and plenty of chairs all around…

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First trip tips

I’ve never been to a strip club before. Im friendly and tend to be over generous and can be a little awkward sometimes. Aside from ‘don’t be a dick and don’t be awkward’ what tips do you have for me?…

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Best pompano club on a Sunday

I’m wondering where to turn up first on this sunday evening from the pompano clubs, have never visited on a sunday. Which club would have a good lineup, and bonus for any variety like even a white girl or two…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Friday afternoon fun at LS

Friday afternoon at LS. I arrived a bit before 2pm, did the mandatory valet parking ($7), went upstairs and grabbed a seat at the bar. No cover in the afternoon. The two bartenders…

Bare Assets

Jacksonville, Florida

Close to airport, but the smell was too much for me

I went here while traveling to Jacksonville, because it was the closest to the airport and I was looking to kill time. The club is on the side of the road, decent amount of…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Midwest hospitality

I sat down and got drinks with a couple dancers, which I don’t normally do. They had a decent bar, attentive servers. Had a fun conversation with a younger dancer about football and she didn’t…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

So so club with hit or miss talent

Located in a very sketchy part of town. Building is secure ish with chain link fence. Only open 12pm- 7 pm. Enter anc its dark room, very large room, sparsely…

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Smash, or pass?

I think I will just ignore/forgive the tattoos! https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNGfCfLs0pr/?igsh=MTdqb3BzNmp4dGw5Mw==

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Cute vs Pretty vs Beautiful vs Gorgeous at clubs

So what do you prefer? In my opinion, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But I would say "cute" and "pretty girls are kind of in one group…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Testing Tropical for a pass

My first time at TL so It may be a long review. Arrived around 10pm Saturday. The Rundown: Full nude club in Upland borderline Claremont. Entry fee 20$ Drink 7$ (water, red bulls, sodas)(IDK what soda didn't ask) Topless…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Haven

Decided to check out Haven. Located just as you get on Haven street near Rt 40. there are a few businesses nearby.. Parking was plentiful, unsure how it may get on a weekend. You enter on the side of…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

Friendly place for a good evening

I visited the Griffin on a Tuesday evening, around 7pm. Entrance is Free and the place is nice and clean, almost like a standard pub. There are several large screen TVs to Watch sports The…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

at least I got out of the house

This was a quick stop. Stopped by around 6:30 PM to get in before the $20 cover so that was a bonus right there. went up and got a corona even though Tuesdays are $2…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Pleasant Hump Day visit

FYI this is actually from 2 weeks ago.. just been busy w/ school and work and keep forgetting to post it. This was my 2nd time here, 1st on a Wednesday. I got out of class…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent Club Environment, Dancers Might Be Changing

I arrived at 9pm on a Friday. I paid $3 for self parking and $20 (think) for entry. I received a thorough patdown by security. The restroom had a sign posted on the wall warning…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Hot Girls, but you better have money and your wits about you.

My buddy and I were in Austin for a music festival. We headed over around 1am. When we walked in we were like "Wow, this play is pretty hot". We were then swarmed by women.…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

So so trip

Horshoe is located about 5 minutes away form the casino enough parking for the size of the club. You walk in and immediately to your left is a sheet of paper they ask you to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

No diamond in this rough

I stopped in to Bogarts to start an afternoon of club hopping in the Detroit suburbs. I figured that I'd start at the low end, hoping to find some diamonds in the rough, and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Long time

It's been a long time since being at PH. I remember it being a lot of Russian ladies and the dollar parade was a bite rough. Still most of the girls were super pleasant. Had some really good times there.…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Poor Decision to visit PP during the Day Time - Definitely learned for next time

Stopped in Platinum Plus after a short visit at The Fox (was dead there). Visited about 4:30pm on a Friday. $5 entry fee. I believe fee increases later in the day. Haven’t been here in a…

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Providence vs Pompano

Which city do you prefer for clubbing, and why? Disregard your current residential proximity—pretend that you can teleport yourself, and your car, into either city. Would you teleport yourself to Pompano FL, or to Providence RI?

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nothing has changed - EXCEPT the parking!!

Haven’t been to Titillations in almost a year and a half and it hasn’t changed. Visited on a Sunday around 7pm. Biggest change was that the parking lot next door is no longer available. Had to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

My girls was not my first choice, but turned out well!

So another quick trip to the pink palace, recent Thursday mid afternoon. The club is along RT 130 South, just pass Davis Used Honda. Parked along the back row of the…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

GOOD TO BE BACK

for those who don't drive or don't want to drive from nyc, just take one of those vans across from the port authority. and they run 24 7. then walk a few blocks straight to…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Hot afternoon fun at the Cricket

I made a return to the cricket for some afternoon fun! The details of the club are as follows. Entrance is through the rear door and that is also where the free parking lot is…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Rude dancer, another overcharging. Less dancers than usual.

Parking lot is gigantic. You’ll always find parking. It was little wet- beware I’ve seen this lot get flooded if you come during a big rainstorm. $20 entry fee. I noticed parking lot was only…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Back to Cheetah's after a long break.

Decided to hit up Cheetahs after quite a long break. When in Miami I tend to stick to the clubs further south, but traffic flow was good so I thought why not. Plenty…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Club is ok, dancers not so much

First time going to the “new Follies”. Of course I know it won’t be the same as the original but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth trying out. I get there around 3:30pm on a…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Shedding a Little Light on the Limo

I wasn’t really planning to write a review about this visit for three reasons: 1. I don’t really need the VIP credit. With more than 300 published reviews here, my VIP membership is already…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Kiara never disappoints

Yet another trip to the PHL. Nothing changes….which is a good thing. Early afternoon is consistently the best…for me. Arrived around 12:30 and the place was relatively empty of customers. Also a good thing as…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Slow night at the Men’s Club

My husband and I enjoy having a spicy night cap from time to time. We enjoyed Bucks on another out of town trip, so we thought we’d try here this time. The parking lot is…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

I'm gonna be back Halle

The club is situated in a somewhat industrial area, which can feel sketchy at night. However, the parking lot is well-lit, providing a sense of security for patrons. Upon entering, guests are greeted by a…

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OT: Hypothetical Scenario

Suppose Morpheus appears to you, and says you have to take one of two pills: 1) The purple pill, which will cause you to live X more years with your current state of health and mobility, then die very suddenly,…

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Pattaya’s New Walking Street Sign

I am in Pattaya for the third time this year. When I was last here in July, they had taken down the old iconic walking street sign. Now they have put up the new sign. It has a curved…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Hi everyone, what is the story with the VIP lounge upstairs...

Love this place. I dont have a lot of experience with other providence clubs. When Im going through town I always stop at this one and have a great experience, so never think of anyplace else. My typical move is…

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Driving Rant - If I pass you on the right, I’m not in the wrong lane, you are.

Title says it all.

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Does Ada still work at Vivide?

Next trip you make to Vivide can you ask the DJ or some of the other. cubans if Ada still dances there? She is a mid 20's cuban spinner with a pleasant personality.

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Looking for a Stripper in LA/OC Area

Met a dancer named Reyna a few years back at Saraha Theater in Anaheim, CA. A bit about her: - Short, thicc latina - Wore glasses - Some tattoos (but not covered in them) - Worked dayshift only, weekdays Not sure if she still dances…

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anyone been to this macon club?

It doesn’t have a page here on the site and I want the 411 since i’ll be down there later this year for a conference. https://www.instagram.com/clubxavier?igsh=MTlmMGtzbTltNTM1Zg==

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Note to strippers

It's not your cleavage you should flash to get out of a ticket. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd2K7c4i9Rw

How to get dances from hottest chicks instead of having them ignore you

I've read so many reviews where PLs go, "Man, I spent an hour in the club, but none of the hot girls ever asked me for a dance, only the ugly ones." I'm flabbergasted by that. It's really not a complicated problem to solve. Honestly, this can be just one sentence: *Tell the hot chicks* you want a dance from them. Don't sit in the corner of the room hoping they will use their magic powers to read your mind and pick you out from a crowd of other horny, fugly PLs. As one of the dancers put it after one of the reviews where a PL kept going on and on about not being asked for a dance by the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Regular dances

Are the regular $20 dances still nude? 2 for $20 / 3 for $40? I ask because I keep running into dancers that only take off their tops in the regular dance area. I remember a few months back,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Making out

Are HK girls typically down for this kind of stuff?

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Centerfold Detroit

Centerfold lounge is looking for dancers please come in at 3 pm Tuesday - Friday and fill out an application. Hiring for all positions and Dj’s

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Playhouse Lounge - Stormi

Any info on how Stormi is for private dances at Playhouse? Went one night and was thinking of going to a room with her but never pulled the trigger. She is on the schedule for the next night…

Politics

My thoughts on Charlie Kirk (yep another one of those threads)

First off, I abhor and detest political violence in any form. I hate the fact that Kirk died and has a grieving widow and children. Now that this has been stated, I should point out that many people…

The Good, Bad, Naughty, Ugly and Weird: 2, part 2

This is a continuation of my Good, Bad, Naughty, Ugly and Weird (GBNUW) article focused entirely on Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Street Theater (MBOT) in San Francisco. Mitchell Brothers closed in 2020 during the pandemic, but is responsible for many strip club innovations (including the lap dance) and their proliferation. Playboy dubbed MBOT the “place to go in San Francisco!”, and Hunter S. Thompson was a big fan. This two-part article is an homage to what I consider the best strip club ever and a call-out to fellow mongers to share details on their favorite clubs. The first half of this article published on TUSCL in August focused on the good aspects of MBOT and described the club, the rooms, the…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

New management, new changes?

Last time I went under old management. I had a pretty positive experience. Old management was pretty friendly. Other than the one review that I’ve read any positive changes now that theres new management? Was thinking of stopping by tonight.

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Hey is this place any good for couples?

Do you ever see women or couples here? Or not really?

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Kai?

Mickeys Instagram posted a picture on their story today of an attractive blonde with a big ass. I asked their page who the dancer was and they replied Kai. Strangely enough, they post their lineup on their Facebook page and…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sophie

Thin pretty latina but passes as a wg. Anyone interacted with her?

Tijuana

TJ Mongering FUN! Will you ever quit for good?

For me, NOOP ! Let me tell you the main reason why, it’s because “ The FUN never gets boring, besides just getting better each time. “ After heavy Mongering in Tijuana for many years, it’s simply mind blowing that each…

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Can you leave home without your phone?

The discussion about cell phone bans in clubs got me thinking, how many of you can leave home without your phone? How does it make you feel? I do it frequently - typically on weekends, to the chagrin of…

Politics

Liberals stoke violence

What we are seeing in modern politics is what happens when one party turns to extreme rhetoric to stoke the flames of anger among its supporters. . Two attempts to assassinate Trump; the killing of Kirk, bullets shot indiscriminately into…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

double dances?

Just wondering if anyone has ever gone back with 2 girls at once, and if so whether they recommend a certain duo. I'm thinking about treating myself to that experience for my birthday. Not sure which two I should take…

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California Woman

The blue answer to Florida Man? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJuUkUUBZbg