Recently at what I thought was going to be an all time strip club. All the girls looked like a bunch of 18 year old Brittney Spears. All out extra joint, they do it all, no condom, you can fuck them in ass, even do ass to mouth, they swallow, all told probably your probably looking at $50 to a $100 all in.
But and it's a big but...but you know the DJ was kinda lifeless. Basically silent. No YO YO YO. No YEAH YEAH YEAH, No air horn every 30 seconds. No narrating what the customer is doing, You actually could hear the person next to you etc.
So I mean at the end of the day, I just outright refuse to drop in a place where the DJ doesn't make it POP-PEN. I walked out, won't be back.
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I get it. For me, the deal breaker is there has to be a 1st rate bathroom attendant. Their mints are delightful. Otherwise I’m out.
Oh yeah! Also, I really like those $100 door fees that make me feel like a baller!!
I'm really impressed by the clubs that post on Instagram who the DJ/s are going to be and show photos of them and hundreds of $1 bills covering the floor.
Oh yeah ABSOFUCKINGLUELY! It's a fact that we mainly club because of our love for loud over bearing self absorbed DJs. The dancers and prices don't matter at all when the DJ takes control.
The songs need to be less than 2 minutes! Who wants to be doing a vip that goes over 2 minutes? And they must have mandatory coat check! And they must scan our ID so it's easy for a dancer to sue you! Mandatory valet parking, who wants all the customers to have their own car keys in their pocket?
Eh, if the girls are worth it I wouldn't pay it too much attention. But that's just me....
Yeah, the DJ is a major consideration. Right.
What does the air horn mean? I've gotten LDs at Mario's where the air horn keeps going off. At first I though it mean the song was over, but not really. ?????
I thought the airhorn in a lot of clubs meant somebody bought a bottle?
Nah, to Muddy's point, I think they blast that air horn just for your listening pleasure.
I only patronize clubs where every stripper is an experienced ROB. I enjoy their scams and listening to their stripper shit makes for a first class visit.
You should give it another shot. I know I felt that way about a club recently, but after about a half hour, the DJ ended up playing just airhorn for about 20 minutes. Absolutely changed the vibe. Made my mediocre filet mignon seem worth the $8 I paid for it.
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