The Katz Meow

Basildon, ENG. Sunday night. Out in the estuary. Parking in a lot, they charge 1 pound an hour. After enough tickets in this fucking country, I just pay it. In we go. Black dude at the front. Says hello, ID check in you go. Walk on in. Layout is bathroom on the right here, bar island going left. Down below is a stage, that may or may not be in use. And at the back is a VIP lounge with couches and then booths on the side with benches and curtains.

Lap dances are 40 pounds a song, limited touching on those. VIP there's two options one 15 minute and one 30 minute. The 15 minute they use the booth, the 30 minute they use the couch room. But ultimately on those it's high miealege two way which for the UK is real rare.

Dancers. Most of the lineup was English girl. Cockneys out this way. That's what I like. That's what I come to England for. I didn't come to Romania, I came to England. You don't seem to get that too much in London. But here we are. Some fake stuff for sure. Not a big lineup maybe like 6 girls on this night. All 6 and up. I would say 6-8 range. 20's-30's.