I figure hell let's keep it going into Canada. Fuck it, let's do it. Maybe we can get some interesting stories out of it. If it's in the listings here I'll do it.
First up is Alberta. I think this was the legendary and late @farmerart stomping grounds. My experiences in Alberta led to me to believe it's one of the worst places to club in North America. Western Canada is way different than back in Eastern Canada.
Edmonton. Been to St Pete's and then downtown is Shade. Both very low mileage but St Pete's you might be able to sneak one way.
Calgary. Blondie's and Boudoir Rouge downtown. You can get air dances at both. Boudoir West is air dances. Cat House, nice club, mostly air dances. If you do VIP and tip heavily you might be able to sneak light touching.
They play this stupid game called the looney game where you try to shoot a coin into into here vagina. It's beyond dumb.
My opinion when in Alberta go to Banff national park, go to the Calgary Stampede or get in a time machine and go to oilers game in the 1980's. Or hop in a plane to YYZ. PASS on these strip clubs.
Anyone got anything to say about Alberta? Stories, tips, questions, whatever.
It’s cold up there, that’s all I have to say. Call me when you get to Ontario.