Do NOT bring your car

London, ENG. Friday night. The streets were fucking PACKED. It was like driving through a school of fish. Take the train. Take the fucking train. Never again. I parked in the Soho Square a block over, by some miracle I found a spot. Walk up, black guy says no hat. I take it off. Girl next to him says come on in it's 20 pounds. Walk on in pay it.

In we go. I'm the only customer. Everyone is at the bar, a couple bartenders. And the girls were all foreigners Eastern Euros, Romanians, and off the boat hispanics. All with a lot of fake stuff going on. Ages more veteran girls. Looked like 20's-50's.

No stage dancing whatsover, so if you ain't buying your just standing like an asshole. I asked about prices, 40 pounds for an airdance and then it's like 200 something upstairs to get any sort of touching at all. Not with this lineup. It's one of those places it's just very uncomfortable, everyone is staring at you to see what your gonna do. Well watch me watch me now walk the fuck out. The girl that brought me in said BYE from the bar and starting smack talking to me. Well maybe don't be such a clip joint and I might stay a little longer.