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Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Wednesday Evening in Phoenix

I arrived around 11 PM. Cover was $10 plus sales tax. My change included some pennies. I also got some pennies back when I ordered a drink. The right side is nude, and the left…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Midweek afternoon at Oasis, or Tiny Tit Time (TM)

Metal Detector at door, security at the desk behind it let me walk in even though it beeped (on my keys I guess). Walked in, used the bathroom here. Still not used the fact that…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Elvis was in the house

Visited on a recent Friday evening 8-10:30pm and saw about 20 dancers. $5 cover, drinks $8+, VIP $10 one time charge. Quite a few slender dancers most were AA but saw one sitting…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Thursday fun at the Boardroom

Swung by around 8 on a Thursday, the place was already pretty crowded, about 15 guys and 20 girls. They were doing their 2 dances / 30 promo seemingly every 30 minutes, which kept…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Old School Vibe

I checked out The Squire in Revere recently, and it was a decent experience overall. The place has that classic, old-school strip club feel—dim lights, neon signs, and a gritty vibe that kind of works…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

I decided to give this place another go since my last review of it. All the plusses of my last visit still applied. Spacious parking, cheap drinks ($5 beers), no cover, no real hassle. Unlike last…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

Worth a visit! Very underrated!

This place is absolutely underrated. Yes it is not HK but once you have experienced the hype of HK and ready to moved past that whole vibe then welcome Gold Palace ! Brief layout: the…

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Jim Lovell Apollo 13 commander has passed at 97

Hell of a great life, four trips to the moon and such a long career as a pilot an astronaut in both the Gemini and Apollo programs played in the movie Apollo 13 by Tom Hanks, he’s probably most…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Glad I made a pit stop in Eugene

Swung through SI while I was driving up thru Oregon late Thursday night. The place is a little out of the way but there was plenty of parking and barely anyone in there - a…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

cute, friendly, flirty russians

Rolled in at about 10 pm to a packed lot, but found a spot off to the side in the gravel no man's land. The bar was pretty well packed. No cover, security just kinda…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Like Really...LOL

Never in a million years would I have guessed Candy's would become that go to spot in Charlotte. Not what I will say is I wish I would have gatekept this place! Not really my…

Gold Nugget Show Bar

Florence, Wisconsin

First Visit--Meh

First time visit to this club and it wasn't a planned thing. I had to go to Iron Mountain from Houghton and noticed the club as I went south. Had a little time…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

What more can I say. I gave it a shot.

I hadn’t stepped foot in here since October of last year according to my notes. Surprisingly little has changed. Building is still pink. Parking lot is still big. Enter the same door and bathrooms are…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Must stop by at least once

Stopped by Jet Strip around 5pm after work to kill some time and let traffic die down. Free parking was a nice touch, and it was only $6 to get in—pretty low-key and affordable. Inside’s…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Tame but entertaining Thursday at the ‘downer

First time at the ‘downer in about 30 years! Don’t live in the area anymore and haven’t had the occasion to get here. Easy to access from the Falls and coming over from the States.…

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What to do in between SC visits?

Other than OTC activity 😬

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How do I know if she only does this with me?

🤣

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fine experience

It's been a while I visited this club. I reached there around 10.20 pm. Parking lot was more than half full. Parked in front of main entrance. somebody was leaving. Security at the door did not…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Overrated

I arrived a little after 11pm on a Friday night. Club is in an industrial area and a significant distance off the street. With the adjacent businesses closed, there was plenty of parking. My first…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Dullest night at a club I've ever had

This is not going to be a particularly thrilling review, not much to really tell about. It’s been about a year since my last review and visit to the Sugar Shack, but a few weeks…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Great time but also a bit of a rip off

I wrote a review for Visions a year or so ago so this is an update to my earlier review. I went back to Visions this past Friday night, first time I've been there in…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Not worth the troubles, go some place else

Went in on Friday night last week after a very long absence from strip club scene. Arrived around 10:30PM and got settled after security pat down/frisking which seemed outrageous as customers in front of me…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Downtown. Midweek.

After a successful day meeting with potential investors in Midtown, my colleague and I decided to hit up one of the clubs nearby. Sapphire's on 42? Strike one. The energy wasn't just there, and…

Bucks Wild South

Houston, Texas

Buck was not so wild, just mild

First time in the Houston area, I felt like I needed to how the clubs are around here. So I choose the closest one near my hotel. On the way in I did spot some…

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State of Strip Clubs/Rhode Island

Next up we got the Ocean State. Small state but for strip clubs pound for pound really offers a lot. You got Rhode Island Dolls up in Woosocket. It's a nice club. Two way dances down stairs. A lot of the…

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Smash or Pass?

I like her bikini. :D

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Some hot girls but slow night.

Went to the other clubs on the same street and Synn was definitely the busiest. Rhino was dead at 11am with only 4 other guys. The girls barely walked over aside from a handful. Synn…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Tuesday night titan

Quick rundown Entrance $20 after a quick wanding… stage is almost right in front of you as you walk in. The bar is to your left and there is a lap dance area right next to…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Does anyone know where Thalia went

I was looking for a day trip with my favorite dancer, but noticed she’s not working there. Any intel. She was cool to hang out with

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Hot Girls, Lousy Environment

Went in to GG on Tuesday evening. It was early and the entertainment was just arriving. The building is in an industrial area and from the outside could be mistaken for being closed. Cover charge…

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Sad Day after 6 Years I had to Fire My Vietnamese Barber Today

I asked him who he voted for in the last election. He says "NO Vote Trump, Vote Kamala" I told him he was fired. I'll take my Business Elsewhere

Politics

American Trump “supporters” have high levels of psychopathy, manipulativeness, c

Title couldn’t say it all. American Trump “supporters” have high levels of psychopathy, manipulativeness, callousness, and narcissism. These traits are often captured by the concept of Machiavellianism which reflects a general disposition toward exploiting or disregarding others for personal gain. ONLY IN AMERICA.

Politics

Enjoy Spray Cheese While You Can

I was watching a movie with my Cuban fav. We came to a scene where somebody was eating that "cheese" that you spray from a can. She was in awe of the concept. Once the rest of…

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People that Drive Ex Cop Cars

I had a Clown pull up next to me driving a Crown Vic. He was wearing those 1970's Mirrored Sunglasses (The same type that Sheriff wore in Smokey and the Bandit) talking on a Radio Shack CB. I made eye…

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Co-signing a apartment for a stripper

Should I do it? Pros/Cons

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I got a question for the short guys

I have this buddy. He goes about 5'8 150lbs. This lil guy. It never fails. He gets a few shots of hooch in him and he wants to fight everyone or at minimum get the last word. I stand between 6 foot…

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Have you ever had to fire a Stripper because of her work performance?

Discuss

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What would happen if you got your stripper pregnant?

To me, the biggest risk of bareback sex is pregnancy. Sure, a condom can leak or break, but for the most part they are fairly trustworthy. I'm wondering if guys here actually deposit the condom in the toilet themselves because…

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Why are strippers broke all the time??

Discuss

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Is it anyones Business if a stripper is Pimped?

None of my Business what she does with her Money. Some of these Broads cant tie their own shoes without a little guidance. Do I support a Mack who raises a Pimp Hand on a stripper? HELL NO! Some…

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Slapping a Strippers Ass

What is this all about, with the slapping of a Strippers behind? Do the Strippers really like it? Does it help to relax the anus? In a related topic, I once had a very favorite stripper friend ask me to pull her hair…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Decent place with a mix of girls

Went on a Wednesday night around 10:30. There was no cover (there was a paper sign that said cover on Friday and Saturday I believe). Walked through metal detector (no one monitoring), no ID check…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Perfect chill evening club with hot AA dancers

I've been to around 40 strip clubs in my life and this is one of my all time favorites. I first went over 10 years ago and recently returned after moving back to the area.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Looking for a Mystery

Plenty of free parking in the lot. Safe place, especially during the day when I went around 2pm. There's been isolated issues at night, so be aware. No cover at the time of day I…

Politics

Victims of con artists often praise their victimizers until they realize they h

Title couldn’t say it all. Victims of con artists often praise their victimizers until they realize they have been fleeced. Trump “supporters” are in this situation.

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Sticking a thumb in a Strippers Ass

I do it. Have you done it?

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie’s - A Must When in Miami

All I can say is wow. The place is huge and well lit at the entrance. It wasn’t busy at all when I went on a Wednesday around midnight. The front looks like it’s setup…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Always a favorite

Ive been coming here for several years and it's my go-to to visit with friends when I'm in town. The place is clean, music is at a good volume for conversations with strippers or friends.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not What It Used To Be

Man LDs has really changed. This used to be my go to spot in Vegas but as a lot of the reviews have gotten into, it's really changed. Cover was 45 and we were told there…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Wednesday, August 6, 2025, from about 6:45 PM to 7:30 PM

Bourbon Street Wednesday, August 6, 2025, from about 6:45 PM to 7:30 PM The required description has been the same for many years: The automatic opening of a big door can be deceiving; thinking the club is…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Happy Reunion

To be honest come up this club rarely interests me. It’s in one of the oldest neighborhoods in Seattle. Area is a little rough and industrial; not my thing. And most the time when I’m…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Worth the Gamble Most of the Time

I've been going to this spot for a few years now & it's always like the Forrest Gump line: 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"! In…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time in Hong Kong: A unforgettable experience (Part 2)

So part 2 to my previous review: https://tuscl.net/review/427278 The next day I woke up around noon, got some tacos from the nearby taco stand (35 pesos each), and decided to venture back into Hong Kong on…

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State of Strip Clubs/Pennsylvania

Next up is the Quaker state. A lot of clubs. I've had some good times in PA strip clubs. There are places that will have alcohol, nudity and smoking not that I give a shit really about any of that.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Reliable, Expensive, and yes I'll be back

Rhino LV has a well-deserved reputation for always having a large collection of stunning women. My visit certainly didn't disappoint in that regard - though I will say I saw far fewer 'bimbo' bodies…

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Howard Stern Drama / Satellite Radio

Long story, going way back. I think it was around 2002 when I bought my first satellite radio kit. I remember spending an entire evening installing the kit in my car, I went with XM over Sirius. At…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

Yes they are available.

Continuing my tour of the US Strip Club scene, I was in town in Memphis on Business and tried to do some pre-scouting and this seemed like the filthiest club on the roster, so I…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Day Shift Baby Stripper

There is probably no reason to ever go to a strip club at 1:00 pm on a Monday, except that you might encounter a baby stripper. It turns out that many clubs put their rookie…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Day Shift Baby Stripper

There is probably no reason to ever go to a strip club at 1:00 pm on a Monday, except that you might encounter a baby stripper. It turns out that many clubs put their rookie…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Peruvian nurse, Kathy and the quick trip to Jiggles

Went to Jiggles after a long time. Been visiting amps mostly, so this was a change in scenery. Reached at 7:30 and there was just one older person at the bar, and then 4-5 girls…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

A night at the Moose

VFW Vibes – Where the Bartender Deserves Her Own Stage Pulled into what I can only describe as the spiritual cousin of a VFW, Moose Lodge, and 1970s community rec center. The parking lot was gravel,…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Late night at the Yellow Rose

Place: free parking lot, when I went there was plenty of room, inside you’re greeted by a friend by desk girl that asked for ID and the entry fee, afterwards the bartender walked me to…

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Sex live-streamers arrested in Pattaya

It is good to know that the Thai Police Squad is preventing anything inappropriate from happening in Pattaya. https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/3082909/sex-live-streamers-arrested-in-pattaya?fbclid=IwY2xjawMBUCVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETEyekQwU2IzVkt2eVgyb2VWAR4aVgftRphqhX6PN3HI60arwhOuJfVdtNlCazPRA3Jw_qA6_0oylACbKvEW9A_aem_EPDFp3ajgiDQdiUTtS_KzQ

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Any intel on Teddy

Saw her on RC, was wondering if anyone has any intel about her

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Cumming in a providers face. Why?

Why do you guys plaster a stripper face with jizz?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Solid 7s all around

A Solid 7 Kinda Night I pulled up to a large brick building tucked away in an industrial no-man’s-land — the kind of place where dreams go to die, or come true, depending on how much…

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White bikini

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/p/DM7-svUsBj0/?igsh=MWZmMmI5cmllMXRkZA==

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Any word yet?

Did Trump check in with Ghislaine Maxwell to make sure she was comfortable in her new suite? Is this insane or what, after accusing democrats for years of being pedophiles and groomers, porn in libraries, drag queens, ruining our…

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Droopy Titties Love Them or Hate Them

Love Them or Hate Them?

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

First Time (of many?)

First club ever for me as well as for my partner. I was scouting places in the area for an establishment I felt would be a good first option and found The Lodge to fit…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Titillations vs Johnny A's: who has the worse dollar parade

For a laid back, early weekday evening, which is the better spot? I usually find a girl I like most places I go. But who has the dollar parade that is more brutal. Some reviews say yes, some no.

Cafe 368

Santa Ana, California

Vietnamese coffee shop experience weak

It has been a few decades since I lived in Southern California and back then, the Vietnamese Bikini Coffee shops did not exist, so when I made a recent visit to Orange County, I decided…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Mid week rush hour at Flashdancers

Had some time to kill last Tuesday and decided to stop in. When you first enter there is a coat check where you have to check your bag/coat. It was $3 to check your bag.…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Blondie N!

I always have a fun time when I travel up to Bristol, I figured let’s write another review about it for you all. The club itself is off of some little industrial road near the…

Torch Lounge

South Bend, Indiana

Friday night, busy but not for me

I pull up and the parking lot is full and there are a bunch of dudes outside smoking. Was able to snag some street parking right in front though so wasn't as issue. Walked up…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Asia?

Anyone have thoughts Asia? Usually there around 8-9 pm I’ve had mixed experiences with her and wondering if I’m tripping or something if she’s like that with everyone

Politics

Gerrymandering Extreme - Dems are the biggest abusers, duh

Here are just a few of the states that use "creative" districting to help boost their seats. Meanwhile, the MSM, Dems/Progressives/Socialists/'low information voters" are squealing about Texas. So much for "no one is above the law." If I didn't like…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Why has nobody reviewed the new Follies (formerly Rain)

I have been looking out for a new Follies review but no takers. Is everyone hesitant to visit this place.

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Good experience overall

I recently had the pleasure of attending Diamond Cabaret. The atmosphere was electric from the moment I walked in, with a diverse crowd eagerly awaiting a night of girls. The club itself was intimate, with…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday

Decided to drop by Kittens on my way into town. Parking lot had a dozen or so cars and the line up stated around 8 or so girls working. Paid the happy hour…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Izzy

Any private dance info on Izzy? Tall, lanky, dark haired, small nats, looks mixed. I've yet to have her stop barside, but if she does, I want to be able to pull the trigger, if she's worth it.

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Satisfying rub and tug.

I frequent strip clubs but this was my first experience at an erotic massage place. I would return. Satisfying rub and tug. I had an over night layover between flights, and happened to stay at a…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Saturday afternoon visit

Saturday afternoon, I get there around 2:30 PM or so. I have not been here in almost a year. Last two visits I had here during day shift I had fun with a latina (venezuelan…

Escapes

Pensacola, Florida

Enter if you're desperate

This place is a dive. Getting through the streets to get to the club, it's pretty sketchy. Parking needs some resurrection. One Dancer no enthusiasm and no dancers working the stage. Place was dead.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Line Up Got Better, Club Got Worse

I swore to myself after my previous visit I was done with this club. One major change has ensured this time I won't be giving Lake City Vu another chance unless I read multiple positive…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Overall, a pricey premium for a premium offering of girls

Came on a weekday evening when there was a hole burning in my wallet. Was on the lookout for one particular dancer that is an IRL 10. There seems to be two, an IRL 10…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Busy Thursday Night, Will Be Back

Found myself in Detroit for work and decided to make my way to LS after hearing a lot about this place. I took a 10 min uber from my hotel near the airport and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Monday Night

I went on a Monday night and reached around 11 PM. The club was about 10% full, just a few guys sitting at the bars. There were around 10–15 dancers. The layout included one main…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Don’t go late if you go

I can see the upside. Don’t get me wrong. But I made a mistake and walked in at 12:45 am on a weekday. I think I saw about seven dancers, got two lap dances and…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Wednesday Special

It was raining and I drove 45 minutes from north chicago to get there😕. Inside it still feels like an old twin-screen movie house sticky spots near the walls, the pink color was everywhere but…

Tijuana

The Gringo Hunters

Interesting new show on Netflix about Mexican police team tasked with finding American fugitives along the US border and deporting them back to the US. I've watched a couple of episodes but have noticed some familiar border/street scenes.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Latinas Abound, and That's Not a Bad Thing

Typical Saturday. Even though the sign out front says, "Open at 11" don't even think about getting in until noon. Weekend bouncer at the door is a nice kid, but frankly, everyone is friendly here.…

La Isla Club

Medellín, Colombia

Finding the One at La Isla

La Isla is up in the hills of Medellin, about a 10 minute Uber ride from Poblado. It's the biggest gentleman's club in Colombia, with the most chicas. As you enter you are wanded and…

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Black Guys that Marry A Stripper

Wtf? Why are they all marrying a stripper?

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Not a bad way to spend an evening!

Arrived at 11pm. Entrance fee was $15.00 & drinks were $15 too. There were plenty of girls (30+) & they were of a higher standard than (say) Treasures. I asked about a couple of girls…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

full nude in VIP

Are there dancers that get fully nude in VIP without an additional tip? Most of the dancers I have been in VIP with recently wanted a tip to get naked.

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Midweek night expensive but fun

Ended up at the Squire mid week close to midnight after spending the evening at BC in Brockton. The space is large with a huge stage and multiple seating arrangements. One of the better SC…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Good Thursday afternoon at Divas

Went to Divas on a Thursday afternoon by myself arrived around 3 pm. From reading reviews here, I knew the deal with $10 parking. So I parked on the street about half a block away. Street…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Maya?

Is the Russian blonde milf Maya still dancing here? She was a consistent bright spot in their afternoon line up for years. Ever since the schedule stopped being posted it’s tough to know who’s dancing when.

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Footnight Review

Visited on 7/26 at around 2pm when this club was having a foot fetish event. Price of entry was $65 that included entry, soft drinks and pizza. The price per 10 minutes in a vip…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Eve and black girl Phoenix?

Any menu there? Eve I’ve danced with a couple times and she’s sold the upstairs. However the couch dances are lazy and she wears these body suits where you can’t really get any play. Then I see a couple dudes…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

SRICOI Monday: When your ATF isnt there...

SRI is my go-to in COI. I won't review the club layout or the initial costs as there are plenty of other reviews for that. I'm not in the area often, but when I'm able, I try…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Low traffic, good prices, but only impressed with one of the 4 dancers

This was my first time at Adult World. Went on a Friday in their 4-8pm range. Overall a chill process of parking behind fence (was very empty with just a couple of cars in the…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Decent time on a Monday night

Arrived about 9 PM. Free parking, large lot. It's in sort of an industrial area but felt pretty safe. $15 entry. 7 bucks for a domestic beer. Monday night is $10 topless…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Gave it another try

Gave Bucks another try after baby dolls (my favorite club in Dallas), I have a friend that lives in Dallas and loves this place. The place is OK and has good free parking, i paid…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Tuesday Afternoon

Stopped in late Tuesday afternoon on my way through town. The crowd was pretty much like you would expect for a Tuesday afternoon. Fairly quiet, low key customers - lots of middle aged guys who…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Praise Be: The Land Mammals Are Missing

Entry: Monday afternoon. No cover. Usual metal detector walk through. Inside the Cave: I’ve reviewed this place many times and have gone over the layout before. It’s still darker than a rat’s asshole in a coal…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

Might Stop by again on next business trip to Charleston

PLACE: The strip club I visited in Charleston, West Virginia was dimly lit but surprisingly clean. The interior had a gritty charm, with neon lights casting a red and purple hue across the room, which made…

Politics

Good News and Bad News

Good News: You don't need to work anymore. You just need to get lots of prescriptions. The pharmacy will give you more than ten times the price of the prescription.<br> Bad News: Strippers don't need to work…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6qEIo3YWRM0 <br> Glasses on or off?

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Google Trends

I check Google Trends sometimes to see how interest in a subject changes over time. To see interest levels on strip clubs I searched the phrase "strip clubs near me". Searches dropped in 2020, most likely due to clubs being…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Great Friday

Stopped by the pink palace on Friday after work. Parking was very easy in large lot attached to the club. Typical crowd and typical Friday dancers. Someone caught my eye who I have not seen…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Busyness Is A Double Edged Sword (100th Review)

Not much going on at Doll House, so my friend and I headed over to Sins. Full lot. Had to find a spot out back. The gas station next door is now boarded up. Luckily…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Fairways Inn: Thrice Still Nice!

Hi hi! As with my prior review; I'll be adding any additional details from my most recent visit! If you're looking for extensive club details such as prices, cleanliness, parking, etc. please check out my…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

They Rebuilt Initech from Office Space and called it a Club!

The place is on the same road as the two other clubs and as someone mentioned is the less sketchy looking of the two! Once you go inside the sketch truly begins! Luckily I didnt…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Pretty slow Sunday at Lei

This was my first time ever going to a strip club by myself decided and I stopped by Tropical Lei in Upland on a a Sunday around 4 PM, and the place was practically…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Booty convention

Right in the industrial side of Providence down the street from my usual club, just a stop in to see if I could find something new. Parking here is strange as there’s no…

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State of Strip Clubs/Oregon

Next up we got the Beaver state. Population only about 4 million but a shit ton of strip clubs. Usually in most places if your in some little beat up dives your probably not gonna catch a supermodel looking chick…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

They Rebuilt Initech from Office Space and called it a Club!

The place is on the same road as the two other clubs and as someone mentioned is the less sketchy looking of the two! Once you go inside the sketch truly begins! Luckily I didnt…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Eh - I guess best to be had in Cbus

I’ve been hopping all around Columbus to the different clubs, and this is still the best. It is Columbus so that’s only saying so much. ARRIVAL STUFF ———————- parking is pretty plentiful. You can even park in…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Ok Monday night

I paid another visit to the famous Rhino COI. It’s my go-to club, and on occasion I like to go see if I can meet someone new that could become a regular for me.…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Friday Nights Are For Regs

I stopped by Clancy's Pub for the first time on a Friday night. For those that don't know it, it's in a residential area in Bloomfield with some parking in the local neighborhood. The front…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Clean, clear rules, beautiful girls, amazing Arizona

I paid a visit to Brass Rail on the civic holiday. It was a bit slow in the afternoon, with just a few dancers and customers, just as I like. As I was enjoying my first…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Wednesday Blues

Decided to stop in on a recent Wednesday to see if anything has changed. This is still the best club in the Chicago area. Unfortunately this Wednesday wasn’t as good as past visits. A good…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Chill road stop

Was driving through Indiana last week, decided to stop in Indianapolis on Monday night and went to check out Brad’s. Got there at 8:15pm and stayed until 11pm. There was free parking in a mid-sized…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Monday day shift

Monday day shift was very quiet when I arrived at about 1pm. The two bartenders working the bar was Kelly and Kasey. Of course I sat at Kelly’s bar she’s absolutely gorgeous.i got my six dollar water (Saratoga) and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Fantastic First Time at Baby Dolls

Cover: $5 Dances: depends on the dancer (read in review) Reserved tables [1st floor]: I believe they said ~$160 Reserved tables [2nd floor]: $350 Private rooms [2nd floor]: $650 I know for sure the private room is for the whole…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Another great visit

Purple Orchid has been described in an industrial area close to airport. Old standby for extras with two lap dance areas…. 2 private $30/4minute rooms that lock with love seats and mirrors and a large…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Finally there's some relief

Place is in downtown Durham, pretty close to a lot of bars, restaurants, etc. The location is really good actually, beats the usual light industrial vibe for most SC's. You can easily walk over here…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Good time all around. Low pressure, no rifraf with petite Cuban

I thought the place was clean, professional, and definately good for the money. I stayed hear on work, my flight was delayed, so I ended up getting a hotel room a short walk from this place.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Looking for the Place To Be

It was the last Thursday of the month so I decided to venture into fantasyland. Already knew parking in the regular lot was a no-go so I parked around the corner in the Carl…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Hustlers St. Louis

Went to Hustlers in St. Louis on a Wednesday night while traveling. This was my first time at this club and was what I expected. The place is in a rough area, East St. Louis,…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Not great for couples

Have’t been to this place in years. Went there with my fiancee. Well, we started out over at DOWNR which was really good. Very hot girls, very touchy just as i remembered it. She prefers…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Empty club on a Wednesday

Rolled in around 7pm on a Wednesday, so I wasn’t expecting a wild scene. Paid the $15 cover and asked the lady at the door how many dancers were working. She just said ‘I don’t…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Weekday afternoon at LeC

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon, place was tucked back a ways off the main road with enough parking available. 2 door system. Rang the bell and was greeted by older woman who directed me…

Politics

How Much Longer Would Americans Allow A Sexual Predator Pedo-Criminal Be Their C

Title couldn’t say it all. How Much Longer Would Americans Allow A Sexual Predator Pedo-Criminal Be Their Con-Artist-in-Chief ?

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

1st timer at Chicas

I started the night after getting cash at at 7/11 near BDD. I dressed up in a nice shirt and linen pants, and headed towards BDD like I always do. At the entrance of BDD,…

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Quick and Easy Guide to Using Markdown on TUSCL

Did you know? 👉 You can use markdown to format comments, reviews, posts, and even DMs on TUSCL. Markdown is an simple syntax to format content for the web. I've experimented with a few markdown features on TUSCL and thought…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visions

First time visiting this club. Interesting setup 2 bars with a stage that runs along both of them. Dancers will strip a little at the center and then walk along the bar. If youre sitting…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Unfortunately there during the week...

I hadn't been here in about 6 months or so and unfortunately I was in town on a Wednesday night again which I think might be part of my issue with the club. I…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Hustle, Hustle Baby

Another visit to Hustler Club after a few months hiatus. Went during the daytime, definitely a more relaxed vibe than night, which can be more party vibe if you’re into that thing. Me, i like…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Lazy Saturday

Silver Criket is kind of a weird spot for me. Most of the dancers are not my type but the is almost always one or two that make it worth coming back for and they…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Big Heat and Bigger Fun at BBD

I've been taking a bit of a break in the reviews as much of the material is a bit redundant but its time to check back in and provide another review of BBD. The weather…

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The Nimitz Response Rating

Face it: the 1-10 scale for stripper attractiveness is busted. Everyone has a different yardstick, some scale 1-10 linearly, some scale it exponentially. 1-10 ratings of stripper attractiveness are a disaster. A more promising metric still is the **MilliHelen**, first discovered…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Anyone going here?

Any regulars that go here? No reviews in months. I always thought they had the best looking dancers. I’m getting tired of my regular spot (millstream)

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Tan lines - yay or nay?

I saw one of my Phoenix faves last week, and she had recently returned from Cancun, sporting some amazing tan lines! This girl’s body is already near perfection, and I thought the tan lines on her boobs and…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Unique club, worth a go if in the area

$20 weekend cover. You'll save a few bucks since it's BYOB. They sell mixers/soda/cups. Friendly, professional staff. Plenty of free parking in the back. Don't show up too early or too late. Don't be gross…

Tijuana

With TJ bar girls, being Polite makes a difference?

In my years of mongering out in TJ ( ITC and OTC ), one rule I strictly abide by is, “ Treat the girls the same way you expect to be treated in return by them. “ . Yes monetary value/tips are…

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How do you tell if she is leading you on?

So I went to a club the other night and this girl comes over and starts talking to me, promising a good time if we do a VIP. I told her that I always do regular LDs as a…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJpyIOM5cpU

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Small kid in a movie theater needs a booster seat

Old man with a bum leg, needs a cane. Fair enough. Paraplegic is going to be needing a wheelchair to get around. What it is. Some folks need a little bit a help, they need a handicap. Nothing wrong with it, ain't…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Tractor-trailer slams into Club.

Tractor-trailer slams into N.J. gentlemen’s club after collision with vehicle https://www.nj.com/hunterdon/2025/08/tractor-trailer-slams-into-nj-gentlemens-club-after-collision-with-vehicle.html

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"Don't worry about what people say behind your back, they are the people who a r

Title couldn’t say it all. "Don't worry about what people say behind your back… They are the people who a re finding faults in your life instead of fixing the faults in their own life."

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Interesting bartender development?

Was here for the first time a few weeks ago. Lackluster dancer talent and an uninspiring visit to the VIP room makes it somewhere I don’t care to return to… but I did overhear a conversation that peaked my interest.…

Politics

Sydney Sweeney's Jean Commercial

Aside from her body being magnificent, I don't think she is more than a 6.5/7.0 attractive. I'd certainly get a LD and VIP from her at the drop of a hat. At best she is a "B-Grade" actor. Still, smokin'…

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Best cities/regions for value

I’m curious what cities generally provide the best strip club value. Define that as attractive dancers and good mileage at reasonable prices. It doesn’t have to be all clubs in the city, but at least a few in the category.…

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Detroit/Windsor

I’ll be in there area watching football at the bars might need some halftime entertainment. where is the best place for Mileage? All responses are appreciated. Have a great day.

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Dayshift Dancers that disappear during the summers

Has anyone else noticed that during the summer some dayshift regulars are rarely there? Some of my favorite dancers that are M-F during the day are rarely in during the summer. Wtf?

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States / Cities that COULD have a great strip club scene but don't.

I am wondering in your own words what are some states and / or cities that have some or all of the right ingredients for having a truly kickass strip club scene but for whatever reason be it cultural, zoning…

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Does Anyone Get Disgusted By the Nasty Things we read about Strippers we bang?

Does anyone get disgusted by the actions of these strippers? Some are just rawdogging so many guys. Others swallowing 10-12 loads a day. Some are doing otc play. Doing gangbangs. Bare anal. Receiving Golden Showers. Yet we still go fuck…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Nibbles & nips

I asked yesterday afternoon one of the Ladies and she told me that Bella was there ? Anyone have any info ?

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

The Cheetah Closing?

Aug 2nd, 2025, 10am - I just drove by The Cheetah and all the signage was gone and the building looked disheveled and deserted. I know there was a recent shooting there, so maybe the final straw? Anyone have news if they're…

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The New Rick's Cabaret in Central City Colorado.

So has anyone been in yet? I didn't have time while I was up their last night playing poker with friends. Also surprised the site hasn't listed it on here yet.

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Poking holes in condom

Has anyone done this. When I’m with a whore and she insists on wearing a condom I usually have my own but poke tiny holes in them to make them rip and get the sex I want. Best part it…

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A whiny little bitch

@Founder @twentyfive is abusing your board by posting personal attacks on otherwise well-regarded articles. I share the following comment on an article for the entire board to see: "@founder I am retaliating because the author of this article is a stalker and…

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Sometime you do need a US-born stripper

I was running an errand today, and the guy who was helping me had a simple band ring on the right finger of his left hand. But it was dull green. Since senility has killed whatever filters I…

Politics

PBS is shutting down

PBS is shutting down because of funding cuts by this administration. It gets worse every fucking day! Cuts to clean air and water. Cuts to anything educational. Cuts to cancer research and being able to detect infectious diseases that could…