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Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

If you are from the Chicago...

If you are from the Chicago area and are going to be visiting Detroit, this review is for you. I live in the Chicago area and over the years have sampled most of the clubs…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Visited YS last week on a...

Visited YS last week on a Monday night. Nice, relaxed atmosphere. About 10 girls, mostly 6-7s, and a couple 8-9s. I had a dance with Katherine. She was very sweet and very sexy. She gives…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

I usually enjoy going...

I usually enjoy going to centerfolds, I visit at least once or twice a month, you might see an occasional 9 or 10 every once in a while but I never go there…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Very clean and large club. ...

Very clean and large club. Went at about 7:30pm on Thursday night. About 10 girls on. Most were small busts, maybe one or two "c" cups or larger. Drink service was…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I tried HH for the fist...

I tried HH for the fist time last thursday late afternoon. I ususally stop by babes east when in this area. I really liked the place overall and would go back. The…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

I visited Mardi Gras last week...

I visited Mardi Gras last week after reading positive reviews of it. I found it not appealling. Big in this case is not a plus. The size of the place makes it…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

I was back here in mid...

I was back here in mid July and had a pretty good time. Had several of the $5 table side dances. However I wanted one girl to sit on my lap and chat…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

On my last time to LA,...

On my last time to LA, I stopped at the Century Lounge on my way from LAX. It was not very impressive on the outside, but on the inside it was better than most clubs…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited 7/29 in mid-afternoon. ...

Visited 7/29 in mid-afternoon. Barmaids were hotter than dancers - saw 5 on afternoon shift and all were 6-8's. Best selections must be on night shift. Been there before…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

If you are from the Chicago...

If you are from the Chicago area and are going to be visiting Detroit, this review is for you. I live in the Chicago area and over the years have sampled most of the clubs…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nice club. You can't beat the...

Nice club. You can't beat the $5 lap dances. Mileage between girls varies. I got dances from 6 girls. pretty high mileage from a couple of ladies. Money goes a long way at $5 a…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

If you are from the Chicago...

If you are from the Chicago area and are going to be visiting Detroit, this review is for you. I live in the Chicago area and over the years have sampled most of the clubs…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Went on Wednesday 3 Aug at...

Went on Wednesday 3 Aug at 9:00 at night. $3 cover charge beer $3.50 about 20 girls on hand there was a medium sized crowd. None of the girls were below a 7…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Being a fem, i really loved...

Being a fem, i really loved this club. Great atmosphere, great drinks and a good feeling of being there. I would highly recommend to couples or any fems looking to have a fun…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Been going here for the past...

Been going here for the past 3 years and usually have a good time. The place is dimly lit and small compared to Spearmint Rhino, but the girls here typically provide a lot a…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped by after some golf at...

Stopped by after some golf at the Fort and enjoyed a 20 year old named Kelly. A few tat's that I hate to see on such a young attractive girl but a body that…

Ken's Gold Club

Nashville, Tennessee

I visited Ken's Gold Club this...

I visited Ken's Gold Club this past week while passing through Nashville. It's convenient because it's open early. I like the setup downstairs and the upstairs private dances. Girls were friendly as usual. Got a…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Guys remember this is Kokomo IN....

Guys remember this is Kokomo IN. Great looking girls (all thought Don has let a few dogs join the day shift lately) with excellent dances for $10. Enjoyed Courtney company last time in, 24…

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Diamond in the rough

There is a dancer at my favorite club that I see almost every time I'm there. She used to ask me for dances telling me "They call me the tool girl-wanta see why?" I tried dances from her many moons…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This club is absolutely worth its...

This club is absolutely worth its current top 3 rating. I don't believe that I could add to much to prior reviews that has not already been said. Had dances from 8…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Its finally opened the doors. The...

Its finally opened the doors. The prices are a bit high for what one can get in in B-ham, but the atmosphere is definitely better than anywhere else in town, and not as loud so…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

visiti recently while in town at...

visiti recently while in town at a convention. Girl quality seems to have gone down since last visit. Couple of 7-8s rest nothing special. Still 10$ Laps befoe 7:00.…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

The only real problem with this...

The only real problem with this club is most of the girls can't count. You will get overcharged a lot, but with the right girl you leave with a smile on you face.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

very beautiful females here... and skilled...

very beautiful females here... and skilled dancers... they definatly know what to do to make u wanna empty your wallet.... or work your talk game

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Fairly new to this board, so...

Fairly new to this board, so sorry if I don't do things exactly right. Penthouse has changed its name and layout. Unfortunately, many of the girls have changed to requiring me to get…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I honestly had not been in...

I honestly had not been in here in years and wanted to see if it was still as good as the old days. It is not close to the club I use to think…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

I felt in need of a...

I felt in need of a bit of a mood elevator and figured that naked women were a better alternative than going chemical so I headed on down to the P last night. Although…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This place is one of the...

This place is one of the best kept secrets in Central Florida. It's inexpensive, the drinks are strong, and the girls can be a lot of fun. I've recently made new friends with a couple…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

I've frequent this club about twice...

I've frequent this club about twice a year at most. This is one club that can be hit or miss. I've been here at times where the dancers were mostly all overweight.…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Happy hour at the Discotheque has...

Happy hour at the Discotheque has two dancers, who both look very good - both 9's! Discount beer is $3 ($5.75 at night) but the reason to drop by is a tall blonde with…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Went in 12/2004. Just getting around...

Went in 12/2004. Just getting around to the review. This place is so unbelievable. OK neighboorhood - completely safe. The phenomenal looking women, FS could be had for the prices quoted. I went early on…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Returned the club on a Saturday...

Returned the club on a Saturday for the first time in well over a year. On my other visits, I went on a Friday and a Sunday. I perceived a quality difference and would recommend…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

It gets this high of a...

It gets this high of a rating just because, for the most part, there are no other clubs in the area to go to. The girls are ok, but there is certainly little or…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Fantastic place. Stopped in to see...

Fantastic place. Stopped in to see what all the fuss was about from you other TUSCL users. I was very impressed. Girls were a full range in quality from 5-6 up to 9…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

This is an awesome place, doesn't...

This is an awesome place, doesn't even feel like a strip club. The girls are super freindly and are very beautiful also. A lot of young girls here. The club is actually…

Pumps Plus

Keansburg, New Jersey

Revisited this place for the first...

Revisited this place for the first time in months. There were a couple of attractive Brazilian girls there. Very friendly and willing to allow a feel here and there for a buck or two, on…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I was in the area on...

I was in the area on business a few weeks ago and decided to stop in. It was a Thursday night around 11:00. Paid the $10 cover and bought the required drink.…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

The Cabaret is a Mass. institution.......

The Cabaret is a Mass. institution.... a classic on rte 1 and now that the Banana is gone, the only nearby place to see hot chicks naked. And hot they are, i'm glad to…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I stopped in...

I stopped in a few weeks ago shortly after they reopened; it was about a quarter to 8. The parking lot is now fenced in. I walked through the metal detector. The…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Stopped by last week. Bummed that...

Stopped by last week. Bummed that they moved the lap dance area from away from the curtin area - not as much privicy. Got some great milige from a thick black chick. If she is…

Red Barn Adult Theatre

East Grand Rapids, Michigan

Really good club, kind of small...

Really good club, kind of small and dark but that's what you get when you go to a club behind a convenience store. Really impressed with the quality of dancers, especially Ambrosia. Couch…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

went to delilahs for their diamond...

went to delilahs for their diamond g-string contest. By 6 oclock this place was packed. I always liked the atmosphere of delilahs its dark lots of black lights it reminds me of how a…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

Planet Lockwood has very beautiful girls...

Planet Lockwood has very beautiful girls with a fun atmosphere and a full bar! The dancers are very friendly and make the experience alot of fun! The Planet takes pride in bringing in only quality…

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Reviews -- Shorter the Better?

I just read a review of a club (Kenny Mays in Hammond, IN) by our own bestoftmz. It told me all that I needed to know in just two lines: "If you are out walking your dog, you may want…

Odyssey Showgirls

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

After reading the previous review I...

After reading the previous review I thought maybe this place had seen the light. Nope. Not even close. I went in a thursday night, the place was empty, took 10 mins before one of the…

Playmate Club

Ottawa, Ontario

This is a great local club....

This is a great local club. Lots of friendly fun girls...great place to have a good time. Its downstairs in a building in vanier. Make sure you park your car in a parking lot..preferably accross…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

I stop by this club about...

I stop by this club about once a month. Enough that the girls should begin to recognize me as a bit of a regular. The problem I have with this club is that…

Darling Cabaret

Prague, Czechia

Darling Cabaret is much more a...

Darling Cabaret is much more a brothel than a strip club. Okay you will see some strippers on the stage, but they are plenty of vulgar hookers offering full sex every ten minutes. On one of…

Sensations

Cabot, Arkansas

Arkansas law requires no nudity when...

Arkansas law requires no nudity when alchol is served. Five dancers and two managers when some dope complained about being spanked on stage on his birthday. Club is small and girls are average at best.

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

This place has it all. Free...

This place has it all. Free parking, close to downtown. TONS of great looking girls. the busiest and most friendly place I go to. Great food..Great staff..nicley decorated...HUGE bar ..never looks to busy but it…

Karma

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Went here Thursday night. It...

Went here Thursday night. It was a slow night considering they were doing an amateur contest (they had about 15-20 customers). They only had 4 amateurs. But all of this is offset…

Crush Gentlemans Club

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Well, I guess being from the...

Well, I guess being from the NY/NJ area, I have higher expectations. The place opens at 7:30 and I got there at 9PM on a Thursday to find I was the first customer.…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

went wendesday the 3rd ...

went wendesday the 3rd about 12:30 pm i was disapointed last time a few mounths ago but things seem to be back on…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went in about 3:00 pm and...

Went in about 3:00 pm and found the club to be about half full. Lots of girls milling about offering good attention. Lap dances were above average with lots of good contact.…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited the Pink Pony last Saturday...

Visited the Pink Pony last Saturday night, just before 7pm, so no cover. The Feature was just starting to dance on the main stage....they were raising money for Chrystal Waters, a feature dancer that…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

This place is tiny. When...

This place is tiny. When I went in there were only 3 customers and 7 dancers. All of teh dancers, except for one fat one, were hot with good personalites. I rate…

Tropicana

Reynosa, Tamaulipas

Back in96 this is the first...

Back in96 this is the first place I went in boystown. I remember that fondly, but a few months ago I went back. And the experience was not a good. I went…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

I'd give this club an eight...

I'd give this club an eight or nine if they served alcohol. As it is, its still worth a visit. Best thing about the club is the lap dance booths - very private, comfortable, romantically…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

My first time in a NC...

My first time in a NC club and I was told to visit this place. Got there areound 4PM on a Wednesday and was one of about 6 or 7 customers enticed by about…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Basic Go-Go the way it used...

Basic Go-Go the way it used to be. Stopped in the other day. Two girls, one hot, one not, but the barmaid was smoking! The hot dancer was lifting the barmaid's skirt and licking her tits.…

Minx

Ottawa, Ontario

Great downtown location. This club is...

Great downtown location. This club is now called O'Ladies..its been nicknamed ..OLD Ladies...this club has not improved since the ownership change. Its pretty dirty but the ladies are extremely friendly. Not too many girls but…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

Best downtown bar on the Market....

Best downtown bar on the Market. Lots of pretty girls. Great free lunch each weekday. Well run.Clean and nicely decorated. Average price for drinks . Food is good..Lots of fun to be had here. Good…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Visited Seductions on Thursday, July 28...

Visited Seductions on Thursday, July 28 at about 10:00pm. The place was smokin'. Many girls ranging from 6 to 9. After watching from the sidelines for awhile I started talking with a lovely,…

Lip Stick

Reynosa, Tamaulipas

This place is awesome. It...

This place is awesome. It is a new building, and on the inside looks like a new high end strip club in the states. In a way it is a departure from what…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Great location for downtown hotels. Good...

Great location for downtown hotels. Good local parking lots. Great food ..FREE LUNCH buffet. Average drink prices. LOTS of great dancers. Always a great time here. Really great dj Peter...makes the place fun. Not…

Peaches Gentlemen's Club

Cabot, Arkansas

This club is ok for arkansas,...

This club is ok for arkansas, but sucks compared to platnum plus in memphis. Went to club last saturday night and it was crowded. Very smokey and beer wasn't very cold. Two stages…

Goldfingers

Prague, Czechia

Goldfingers is simply the best strip...

Goldfingers is simply the best strip club in Prague. Some of the girls are really gorgeous. Entrance : 495 CZK Private dance : 1000 CZK + 500 CZK and the girl allows you to touch her everywhere…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

this club is tame and lame. I...

this club is tame and lame. I went with a friend Thursday after 9pm, after paying the $8 and passing through the metal detector, we went inside. There is middle stage and 2 small stages, the…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

AJ's is full of beautiful women...

AJ's is full of beautiful women with the exception of one or two. The contact that the dancers give during their performances as well as during private dances exceeds that of any other place. Also,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time on a Thursday afternoon around 3PM. Not a seat to be found! Very friendly dancers, and it's amazing the mileage you can get just sitting at…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

The girls in this club were...

The girls in this club were all _hot_ and there was good contact at the tip rails. The downsides: the club was packed, so I ended up sharing a table with some drunk college kids. The night…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

Some of the girls from the...

Some of the girls from the burned up WRAP club now here but new rules seem to inhibit their "performance". Can any one tell me when the WRAP will reopen?

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Montclair, California

Visited De Ja Vu in Ontario...

Visited De Ja Vu in Ontario again. Talent is young and of decent quality. Mostly average, with a few standouts, but most with good attitudes. Grab Alexis if she is around. Stay away from…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Friday and Saturday nights this place...

Friday and Saturday nights this place quickly turns into SRO so come early or during the week to avoid the crowds. Lap dances are given in uncomfortable chairs lined up along the wall. Quality…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Decided to stop by the club...

Decided to stop by the club after the Los Angeles Angels-Baltimore Orioles game in Anaheim on Wednesday, August 3. I do not visit this club too often, even though it is fairly close to where…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

I visited the GC Sunday afternoon,...

I visited the GC Sunday afternoon, my first time on a weekday. There is no question that the girls are considerably less good-looking than the Saturday nighters. Although the entry fee is cut…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

Underage club, so no booze. ...

Underage club, so no booze. But as a result, the women are young and beautiful. Recently changed format to incluce nude lap dances and have begun updating the club. The club is…

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Underwear

This topic may be a little strange, but I'm just curious. Of the last 4 strippers who've been kindly enough to sleep with me (OTC), three of them had one thing in common: I pull down their jeans,…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

Gentlemen... Run... Run...

Gentlemen... Run... Run as fast as you can... this has got to be the biggest rip off in town... I was back in Vegas for just one…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

What can I say? NOLA...

What can I say? NOLA has been good to me. I am trying to branch out a bit from my favorite spot, which is still Temptations. Visions is a bit more out…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

Of all the clubs in Charlotte,...

Of all the clubs in Charlotte, this is my favorite. I usually hit the clubs during the day, however I do sometimes go at night. They have recently underwent a renovation that opened up the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Nothing special. The dancers are...

Nothing special. The dancers are pretty average. The dj was very lame. I think the two drink min. policy is bullsh*t. Save your money and hit another club.

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I don't know man - maybe...

I don't know man - maybe I hit the wrong day here or time but overall I was unimpressed. Granted I arrived around 5PM on a Thursday and only stayed an hour (I couldn't take it…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Paid a visit here las week....

Paid a visit here las week. Decided to do the buffet. I had dances with three ladies. The first was with a tight bodied girl named Stephanie. This girl is in…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Best Club in greater Miama area....

Best Club in greater Miama area. Not a shithole area if you come of I-95 on Ives Dairy. Sunday night 5-Girl show always worth a visit.

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Niki is A Back! The Ultimate...

Niki is A Back! The Ultimate Rock-N-Roll chick with the perfect 100% natural body has returned. If your at IS and they call her name..track that hot @ss down!

Kenny May's

Hammond, Indiana

There was time when Kenny May's...

There was time when Kenny May's was really hot and had lines out the door waiting to get in. But they treated customers like cr@p and when IS opened up they when bone…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

This is the third trip to...

This is the third trip to the Raleigh area, and the Dollhouse. It has been consistently the same with each visit. Parking is easy, finding it is easy. It's a large place,…

Sugar's Lounge

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Visited on a Wed. nite, and...

Visited on a Wed. nite, and the place was kinda dead. The staff is super friendly, 7 dancers ranging from 3-9 in appearances, all shapes and sizes. A good place to sit and relax! Lisa,…

Boomers

Smyrna, Georgia

Still not really thrilled with this...

Still not really thrilled with this club. Nice layout, the interior is ok, parking in a decent lot with lights and in a pretty good part of town. The girls I've seen are still…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Visited this club last Wednesday and...

Visited this club last Wednesday and Thursday for a few hours each night. They are ripping apart the parking lot and the free parking is at a minimum. I also noticed the girls…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Last visit nine months ago. I...

Last visit nine months ago. I think word is getting out-at least 25 to 30 gents there @ 3pm compared to 3 or 4 on last visit. Still a five cover, though it took the…

Pinky's Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped in again today, good news,...

Stopped in again today, good news, Traci is back from her back injury. Got 2 dances from Stormy, lots of touching/feeling and tasting of the ta ta's.

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Didn't find this place to be...

Didn't find this place to be worthwhile.....ok girls, but nothing spectacular. Biggest issue was the LE presence. Got pulled over leaving the parking lot.....apparently guilty until proven innocent. Tried to check for DUI, but…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Same basic club and dancers. Just...

Same basic club and dancers. Just raised week-nite cover from ten to fifteen. CD's went up from twenty to twenty-five couple months ago. Place was mobbed on a sweltering Wed nite. At one point, a…

Amsterdam

Davenport, Iowa

The girls here are young and...

The girls here are young and attractive. Cheap beer ($2 pitcher night on Tuesday, but $2.25 for a bottle) and cheap cover, $3. Two song sets, if there's someone you don't like.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Went in early afternoon there were...

Went in early afternoon there were 4 girls plus the bar tender. They were all top notch lowest one was a 7 and only because she was a different race, though she was hot…

Pacers

San Diego, California

For some reason, every time I...

For some reason, every time I come in here it reminds me of the old television series Cheers. Always seems to have the feeling of a locals type place with friendly people. Easy to grab…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Came here during a later afternoon...

Came here during a later afternoon and was very surprised by the quality of the dancers. The crowd was more relaxed than at night and noticed less hustling. A wide range of 10s…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

My first nighttime trips to Ricks...

My first nighttime trips to Ricks in a long time. I must've hit it at the wrong time, because it was WAY more strict and uptight than during the day. An 8 because…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Reds was a wonderful surprise! After...

Reds was a wonderful surprise! After the closing of nearby Fantasy, I thought the local area was done. Reds is much , much better at night than dayshft. Stick to night shift, although even the bartenders…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Had a great visit here on...

Had a great visit here on a Wed. afternoon. I had heard, maybe falsely, that Stamford had cracked down on clubs and no topless dancing was allowed. So I decided to see if…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Apparently there's some new laws in...

Apparently there's some new laws in Arlington. Was there a few months ago at The Fare. Half the girls wouldn't even take their tops off, and if they did, they couldn't get close…

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Getting back to Strip Clubs...

I guess we are really here to talk about strip clubs and not each other, so in this spirit I like to ask everyone to share what they think the perfect LD is (FS and low prices don't count, they…

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Strippers who use "fear of STALKERS" as an EXCUSE not to see customers OUTSIDE

Any strippers out there who REFUSE to see customers OUTSIDE THE CLUB who tell the customers it is because they are AFRAID OF STALKERS when the REAL reason is that the stripper is NOT INTERESTED in spending time with a…

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Anyone ever ASK a stripper he knows if there are CRIMINALS in her FAMILY?

Has anyone ever ASKED a stripper if any members of her FAMILY are CRIMINALS? Do you think that it might be useful to ASK this question if you are looking for a FRIENDSHIP and/or RELATIONSHIP with a stripper?

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Any CUSTOMER consider a stripper his FRIEND if she REFUSES to tell him her REAL

Any customer out there who considers a particular stripper to be his FRIEND if the stripper REFUSES to tell her REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER and REFUSES to see you OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE? If so, WHY??????…

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It's Amusing...

To see you old farts get so upset here. You should all chill out, relax, go down to your local SC and pay some young women for phony affection. You'll feel much better, really.

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Exactly 82.4% of You are Total Dumbasses

A knee jerk criticism of my posts here is that I make up "bogus statistics". Now since many of you seem a bit slow here and/or humor impaired let me spell this out for you: When I say "x% fo strippers have…

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Personal Hygiene

Interestingly enough, I have seen guys come in from hard-working jobs, soiled and sweaty, and have very little to no problem getting personal lap dances. This weekend, however, there were several comments made about an older customer's smell. The dancers…

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Stripclub Heaven/Stripclub Hell

A post on another topic about southern efficiency and northern charm reminded me of an old joke. In Heaven: The…

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Does anyone else get the impression...

...that the only real difference between DavidS and RL is a daily dose of Haldol? Sorry, just had to ask.

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lesbians

Ladies, please don't take any offense because none is intended. I just wanted to share something that happened to me some time ago. There was this very attractive dancer who I got to know quite well and really…

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Stripper Friendship Puzzle Solved

Ok, it took me a while but I finally figured it out: What strippers mean (perhaps 98.7% of the time) when they say you are their friend is literal "you are my regular customer". Apparently this is a running joke (at…

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Favorite quotes

I've heard lots of great quotes from some fine strippers ITC over the years. Some hot, some hilarious. It's hard to choose a favorite, but this one from last week ranks pretty high.... "Baby I get off at 2am...how…

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Are you surprised when strippers seem to routinely remember you from long ago?

I'm just wondering if anyone is surprised when you keep encountering strippers and they claim they remember you from years ago. I can't usually remember anything about them including their face but they remember me years later. One…

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Customers who are UPSET about the availability of SEXUAL SERVICES in strip clubs

There have actually been posts on various websites by strip club CUSTOMERS who are UPSET because they are EASILY able to PAY for SEXUAL SERVICES in strip clubs. Some reasonable folks may think - WHAT THE FUCK is wrong…