DO NOT EVEN BOTHER WITH TERA....

DO NOT EVEN BOTHER WITH TERA. She is gorgeous, so I tipped her on stage and went looking for a 2-4-1 from her when the DJ announced the special. I should have known it was a bad move when she said "I don't do specials." But I thought maybe it was because she gave a much better “dance.” She started dancing –it was an air dance, btw - right away when we got to the booth even though there was already a song playing so I asked if I was gonna get a full song. She said “I just started” and I said “but it was already playing.” I thought in my head that I’d just insist she dance part of the next song, but she kept going when the next song started. I let her go about 20 seconds into the next song and asked, “Was that one?” She said “this is the 2nd song.” I said “But I thought you didn’t do the 2-4-1” and she said “I don’t – you have to pay for two songs.” So I said I only wanted one and she said “no you wanted two.” I said no, I wanted ONE song, and she said, “Well you have to pay for both anyway.” I said “To hell with this, I’m outta here.” I paid her for one dance, in front of the LD DJ, and said “sorry for the confusion” and walked away and went back to the bar.

A few minutes later the manager came and got me. We went to the “walkway” area so we could talk without shouting. He said Tera told him she’s danced two songs but I only paid for one. I told him what really happened, and he said, “Oh, okay.” He didn’t exactly apologize for her (which he should have done), but he said it was no problem and that I should hang out and try another LD with someone else.

I did hang out for a while, but I think Tera told the other dancers that I ripped her off because none of them came to talk to me. So I was just about to leave when I saw Lacey get on stage. I tipped her $5 to get her naked, and asked her for a LD later. When we were in the walkway, I told her about the problems with Tera and said I wanted to work out everything up front. She said fine, two rules, don’t touch the “ho-ho” and no kissing on the mouth. I said fine, but I wanted to do one song at a time. 10 seconds into the first song, I knew I was getting another. She was all over me. After the second song, I said I was done and she said “But the 3rd one is free.” Wow! I’ll be back for Lacey, but STAY AWAY FROM TERA!